[quote]Himora22 wrote:
So here is a shot from the new Street Fighter movie…/sigh[/quote]
Hahaha, oh shit…
[quote]Himora22 wrote:
So here is a shot from the new Street Fighter movie…/sigh[/quote]
Wait. This isn’t a joke?
Not the screen, but that they’re making another Street Fighter movie?
[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
So here is a shot from the new Street Fighter movie…/sigh
Hahaha, oh shit…
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Come on, I like a bit of Segal…
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
So here is a shot from the new Street Fighter movie…/sigh
Hahaha, oh shit…
Come on, I like a bit of Segal…[/quote]
Yeah. A gory bit, preferably.
Seriously though, I wouldn’t put it past hollywood to cast him for a new SF movie… Him or Tom Cruise.
[quote]SSC wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
So here is a shot from the new Street Fighter movie…/sigh
Wait. This isn’t a joke?
Not the screen, but that they’re making another Street Fighter movie?[/quote]
Yes there is going to be another SF movie. And the only reason I amgoing to go see it is in the hopes that it will make enough money for them to make another better better one. With Ken and Ryu insted of Chung-Li
My favorite Street Fighter movie was definitely “Chun Li vs Cammy: Sambo Lesbians Attack.”
Oh, wait . . .
[quote]Himora22 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
So here is a shot from the new Street Fighter movie…/sigh
Wait. This isn’t a joke?
Not the screen, but that they’re making another Street Fighter movie?
Yes there is going to be another SF movie. And the only reason I amgoing to go see it is in the hopes that it will make enough money for them to make another better better one. With Ken and Ryu insted of Chung-Li[/quote]
If you see that movie, just know that you’re secretly supporting Uwe Boll.
I hope you can sleep at night.
[quote]SSC wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
So here is a shot from the new Street Fighter movie…/sigh
Wait. This isn’t a joke?
Not the screen, but that they’re making another Street Fighter movie?
Yes there is going to be another SF movie. And the only reason I amgoing to go see it is in the hopes that it will make enough money for them to make another better better one. With Ken and Ryu insted of Chung-Li
If you see that movie, just know that you’re secretly supporting Uwe Boll.
I hope you can sleep at night.[/quote]
Uwe Boll… Erm. Sorry, make that “Dr.” Use Boll, needs no support… He somehow just keeps going on…
Maybe his brain will one day implode and create a black hole, swallowing him and all his plans for future movies…
[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
SSC wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
So here is a shot from the new Street Fighter movie…/sigh
Wait. This isn’t a joke?
Not the screen, but that they’re making another Street Fighter movie?
Yes there is going to be another SF movie. And the only reason I amgoing to go see it is in the hopes that it will make enough money for them to make another better better one. With Ken and Ryu insted of Chung-Li
If you see that movie, just know that you’re secretly supporting Uwe Boll.
I hope you can sleep at night.
Uwe Boll… Erm. Sorry, make that “Dr.” Use Boll, needs no support… He somehow just keeps going on…
Maybe his brain will one day implode and create a black hole, swallowing him and all his plans for future movies…
[/quote]
Oh God, I can only hope. If the black hole takes us all, so be it. Just as long as no more accidentally see Alone in the Dark in hopes that’s it a “real” movie.
[quote]SSC wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
SSC wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
So here is a shot from the new Street Fighter movie…/sigh
Wait. This isn’t a joke?
Not the screen, but that they’re making another Street Fighter movie?
Yes there is going to be another SF movie. And the only reason I amgoing to go see it is in the hopes that it will make enough money for them to make another better better one. With Ken and Ryu insted of Chung-Li
If you see that movie, just know that you’re secretly supporting Uwe Boll.
I hope you can sleep at night.
Uwe Boll… Erm. Sorry, make that “Dr.” Use Boll, needs no support… He somehow just keeps going on…
Maybe his brain will one day implode and create a black hole, swallowing him and all his plans for future movies…
Oh God, I can only hope. If the black hole takes us all, so be it. Just as long as no more accidentally see Alone in the Dark in hopes that’s it a “real” movie.[/quote]
CHRIST! So thats why this movie looks like its filled with so much suck! I was just thinking to myself that movies like this always turn out likr Ultra Violet, Eon Flux or Blood Ryan…now I know why.
[quote]Himora22 wrote:
CHRIST! So thats why this movie looks like its filled with so much suck! I was just thinking to myself that movies like this always turn out likr Ultra Violet, Eon Flux or Blood Ryan…now I know why.[/quote]
Ultra Violet was at least visually interesting, imo.
Well, sort of.
This means that Boll can’t have been responsible for it, right? I mean, the dialogue wasn’t great but I didn’t immediately think “Oh fuck, him again”…
[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
CHRIST! So thats why this movie looks like its filled with so much suck! I was just thinking to myself that movies like this always turn out likr Ultra Violet, Eon Flux or Blood Ryan…now I know why.
Ultra Violet was at least visually interesting, imo.
Well, sort of.
This means that Boll can’t have been responsible for it, right? I mean, the dialogue wasn’t great but I didn’t immediately think “Oh fuck, him again”…
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Not saying that it was him that did it but it did fall into that genre. Just something about those types movies seem to be…lacking…
[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
CHRIST! So thats why this movie looks like its filled with so much suck! I was just thinking to myself that movies like this always turn out likr Ultra Violet, Eon Flux or Blood Ryan…now I know why.
Ultra Violet was at least visually interesting, imo.
Well, sort of.
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…if you just finished a hit of LSD.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
CHRIST! So thats why this movie looks like its filled with so much suck! I was just thinking to myself that movies like this always turn out likr Ultra Violet, Eon Flux or Blood Ryan…now I know why.
Ultra Violet was at least visually interesting, imo.
Well, sort of.
…if you just finished a hit of LSD.[/quote]
No need. The movie looked like the camera was on LSD.
Friday The 13th rules of horror:
Is it just me, or did that movie play around yet still hit every single rule of horror flicks?
1- Never do illegal drugs or have sex
2- Never say, “I’ll be right back”
3- The asshole gets it
4- Any minority in the movie will not be back for a sequal
5- Huge Tits? You’re dead…after a nude scene.
6- Black guy? HA!!
[quote]Himora22 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
SSC wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
So here is a shot from the new Street Fighter movie…/sigh
Wait. This isn’t a joke?
Not the screen, but that they’re making another Street Fighter movie?
Yes there is going to be another SF movie. And the only reason I amgoing to go see it is in the hopes that it will make enough money for them to make another better better one. With Ken and Ryu insted of Chung-Li
If you see that movie, just know that you’re secretly supporting Uwe Boll.
I hope you can sleep at night.
Uwe Boll… Erm. Sorry, make that “Dr.” Use Boll, needs no support… He somehow just keeps going on…
Maybe his brain will one day implode and create a black hole, swallowing him and all his plans for future movies…
Oh God, I can only hope. If the black hole takes us all, so be it. Just as long as no more accidentally see Alone in the Dark in hopes that’s it a “real” movie.
CHRIST! So thats why this movie looks like its filled with so much suck! I was just thinking to myself that movies like this always turn out likr Ultra Violet, Eon Flux or Blood Ryan…now I know why.[/quote]
Argh…I was in a good mood this morning until you guys brought up Uwe Fucking Boll!
The good news is that he isn’t involved at all with the upcoming Street Fighter movie, so perhaps it has a shot at not completely sucking. It has a halfway decent cast.
Steven Seagal is not listed as being in the movie though. Not sure where you got that information from. Unless that is actually a joke.
SSC, you mean to tell me you’re not looking forward to Uwe Boll’s upcoming Alone in the Dark sequel? 
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Friday The 13th rules of horror:
Is it just me, or did that movie play around yet still hit every single rule of horror flicks?
1- Never do illegal drugs or have sex
2- Never say, “I’ll be right back”
3- The asshole gets it
4- Any minority in the movie will not be back for a sequal
5- Huge Tits? You’re dead…after a nude scene.
6- Black guy? HA!!
[/quote]
Pretty much hit them all. It did a good job of having a few funny moments as well.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
SSC wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
So here is a shot from the new Street Fighter movie…/sigh
Wait. This isn’t a joke?
Not the screen, but that they’re making another Street Fighter movie?
Yes there is going to be another SF movie. And the only reason I amgoing to go see it is in the hopes that it will make enough money for them to make another better better one. With Ken and Ryu insted of Chung-Li
If you see that movie, just know that you’re secretly supporting Uwe Boll.
I hope you can sleep at night.
Uwe Boll… Erm. Sorry, make that “Dr.” Use Boll, needs no support… He somehow just keeps going on…
Maybe his brain will one day implode and create a black hole, swallowing him and all his plans for future movies…
Oh God, I can only hope. If the black hole takes us all, so be it. Just as long as no more accidentally see Alone in the Dark in hopes that’s it a “real” movie.
CHRIST! So thats why this movie looks like its filled with so much suck! I was just thinking to myself that movies like this always turn out likr Ultra Violet, Eon Flux or Blood Ryan…now I know why.
Argh…I was in a good mood this morning until you guys brought up Uwe Fucking Boll!
The good news is that he isn’t involved at all with the upcoming Street Fighter movie, so perhaps it has a shot at not completely sucking. It has a halfway decent cast.
Steven Seagal is not listed as being in the movie though. Not sure where you got that information from. Unless that is actually a joke.
SSC, you mean to tell me you’re not looking forward to Uwe Boll’s upcoming Alone in the Dark sequel? :P[/quote]
Hell yeah I am! They’re casting Paris Hilton as Prime Minister of Britain, right? Or is Tara Reid now Associate Professor of Quantum Physics and Molecular Theory at Columbia?
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
SSC wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
So here is a shot from the new Street Fighter movie…/sigh
Wait. This isn’t a joke?
Not the screen, but that they’re making another Street Fighter movie?
Yes there is going to be another SF movie. And the only reason I amgoing to go see it is in the hopes that it will make enough money for them to make another better better one. With Ken and Ryu insted of Chung-Li
If you see that movie, just know that you’re secretly supporting Uwe Boll.
I hope you can sleep at night.
Uwe Boll… Erm. Sorry, make that “Dr.” Use Boll, needs no support… He somehow just keeps going on…
Maybe his brain will one day implode and create a black hole, swallowing him and all his plans for future movies…
Oh God, I can only hope. If the black hole takes us all, so be it. Just as long as no more accidentally see Alone in the Dark in hopes that’s it a “real” movie.
CHRIST! So thats why this movie looks like its filled with so much suck! I was just thinking to myself that movies like this always turn out likr Ultra Violet, Eon Flux or Blood Ryan…now I know why.
Argh…I was in a good mood this morning until you guys brought up Uwe Fucking Boll!
The good news is that he isn’t involved at all with the upcoming Street Fighter movie, so perhaps it has a shot at not completely sucking. It has a halfway decent cast.
Steven Seagal is not listed as being in the movie though. Not sure where you got that information from. Unless that is actually a joke.
SSC, you mean to tell me you’re not looking forward to Uwe Boll’s upcoming Alone in the Dark sequel? :P[/quote]
Hell yeah I am! They’re casting Paris Hilton as Prime Minister of Britain, right? Or is Tara Reid now Associate Professor of Quantum Physics and Molecular Theory at Columbia?
[quote]SSC wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
SSC wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
SSC wrote:
Himora22 wrote:
So here is a shot from the new Street Fighter movie…/sigh
Wait. This isn’t a joke?
Not the screen, but that they’re making another Street Fighter movie?
Yes there is going to be another SF movie. And the only reason I amgoing to go see it is in the hopes that it will make enough money for them to make another better better one. With Ken and Ryu insted of Chung-Li
If you see that movie, just know that you’re secretly supporting Uwe Boll.
I hope you can sleep at night.
Uwe Boll… Erm. Sorry, make that “Dr.” Use Boll, needs no support… He somehow just keeps going on…
Maybe his brain will one day implode and create a black hole, swallowing him and all his plans for future movies…
Oh God, I can only hope. If the black hole takes us all, so be it. Just as long as no more accidentally see Alone in the Dark in hopes that’s it a “real” movie.
CHRIST! So thats why this movie looks like its filled with so much suck! I was just thinking to myself that movies like this always turn out likr Ultra Violet, Eon Flux or Blood Ryan…now I know why.
Argh…I was in a good mood this morning until you guys brought up Uwe Fucking Boll!
The good news is that he isn’t involved at all with the upcoming Street Fighter movie, so perhaps it has a shot at not completely sucking. It has a halfway decent cast.
Steven Seagal is not listed as being in the movie though. Not sure where you got that information from. Unless that is actually a joke.
SSC, you mean to tell me you’re not looking forward to Uwe Boll’s upcoming Alone in the Dark sequel?
Hell yeah I am! They’re casting Paris Hilton as Prime Minister of Britain, right? Or is Tara Reid now Associate Professor of Quantum Physics and Molecular Theory at Columbia?[/quote]
Unfortunately, no Tara Reid or Paris Hilton, but it does have Rachel Specter, who was that hot chick from the RGX Body Spray commercials a while back.
I just checked IMDB, the rest of the cast are people I actually like:
Lance Henricksen
Ralf Moeller
Danny Trejo
Boll is only listed as the producer of Alone in the Dark 2 though. This doesn’t mean it won’t suck though since Boll is still attached to it.