Gay Marriage Down in Flames!

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Here are some moar facts about Republicans:

Republicans (more like Republicunt, amirite?) are the AIDS that is killing America. They are self-proclaimed Jesusfags who crusade against gays, and are responsible for the war on drugs and the war on Iraq. The great majority of Republicans proudly reside in the flyover region of the United States known as Dumbfuckistan.

They use an elephant as their symbol they say “because we want to, now get your fucking face out of our business!” but noone is buying this. Many believe they use it not only because they are elephant like in reality, with their natural tendency to never forget anything, but also because the most evil animal of all (you know which one I’m talking about) was already taken.

Republicans are naturally hypocritical, and they will turn around any statement they said a week before. They have the natural ability to beguile any pundit to forget anything they said about black people, gays, beaners, their own policies they said they would never abandon, or anything else.

They are the worst thing ever.

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Founded by L.Ron Hubbard in the 6th Century B.C., the Republican Party, now associated with conservatism, was once the party of civil rights, freedom, and ferret-legging, but is now marked by syphilis, racism, oppression, room-temperature ranch dressing and pedophilia.

The party’s downfall occurred when their failed attempts at cloning Hitler resulted in the birth of Sonny Bono. Others believe it was due to the satanic rituals they performed to summon Richard Nixon onto the earth. However, the most likely explanation is that the party was gradually infiltrated and usurped by a reptilian race from another dimension.

Regardless, Republicans now stand for everything their party used to pretend to hate.

Ronald Reagan is a prime example of a Republican. The child bride of the evil, alien overlord, Xenu, he was notorious for his empathy towards racists and fascists, and hatred for gays and other minorities. In fact, Reagan singlehandedly created AIDS by fucking his pet chimpanzee in a uranium mine.

In the year 2000, George W. Bush, was crowned Lizard Pope of the USA by Florida Secretary of State, Katherine Harris. All Republicans/Reptilians hate Muslims. That’s why they tried to pin 9/11 on them through a huge government conspiracy. Then he started a war with Iraq because Saddam Hussein fucked his mom, Barbara Bush, way too hard back in the 60s and up the butt. Bush’s ascension to the popish presidency proves that even a cocaine addicted drunk with the IQ of a monkey’s left nut can become a U.S. president if his parents are rich enough. The funny thing is, is that he is a monkey. If you compared a monkey to George Bush, you would not be able to tell the difference.

The United States Republican Party is currently the largest source of evil in the world, and they eventually hope that by following their hero they can save all that is good and decent.

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[quote]Rockscar wrote:

Right…and the gay group that fundamentally rejects religion, wants the religious instutution rights of “MARRIAGE”. they already have rights as a civil union, just like marriage.

We need to get our values back people. The people ALREADY rejected this years ago, but the liberal courts decided the people vote doesn’t matter.
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This idea of Civil Unions being just as good as marriage makes me think of “separate but equal” schools back in the civil rights era. Plenty of marriages are non religious, or of different religious that don’t care whether people are gay or not, if gays start a religion where people are actually equal can they have marriage then?
Gay couples adopt kids and they do just FABULOUS (sorry had to), course now that women will probably be able to play whack-a-mole with their half born babies now may not leave many kids to be adopted.

I’m a conservative by the way, but funny how since I don’t have these foolish religious ideas popping into my head I believe in actually equal rights.

How do you think republicans get the bible thumping stereotype?

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[quote]Black Greg wrote:
Founded by L.Ron Hubbard in the 6th Century B.C., the Republican Party, now associated with conservatism, was once the party of civil rights, freedom, and ferret-legging, but is now marked by syphilis, racism, oppression, room-temperature ranch dressing and pedophilia.

The party’s downfall occurred when their failed attempts at cloning Hitler resulted in the birth of Sonny Bono. Others believe it was due to the satanic rituals they performed to summon Richard Nixon onto the earth. However, the most likely explanation is that the party was gradually infiltrated and usurped by a reptilian race from another dimension.

Regardless, Republicans now stand for everything their party used to pretend to hate.

Ronald Reagan is a prime example of a Republican. The child bride of the evil, alien overlord, Xenu, he was notorious for his empathy towards racists and fascists, and hatred for gays and other minorities. In fact, Reagan singlehandedly created AIDS by fucking his pet chimpanzee in a uranium mine.

In the year 2000, George W. Bush, was crowned Lizard Pope of the USA by Florida Secretary of State, Katherine Harris. All Republicans/Reptilians hate Muslims. That’s why they tried to pin 9/11 on them through a huge government conspiracy. Then he started a war with Iraq because Saddam Hussein fucked his mom, Barbara Bush, way too hard back in the 60s and up the butt. Bush’s ascension to the popish presidency proves that even a cocaine addicted drunk with the IQ of a monkey’s left nut can become a U.S. president if his parents are rich enough. The funny thing is, is that he is a monkey. If you compared a monkey to George Bush, you would not be able to tell the difference.

The United States Republican Party is currently the largest source of evil in the world, and they eventually hope that by following their hero they can save all that is good and decent.[/quote]

That’s pretty good. It reads like a Jeremiah Wright sermon.

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[quote]apbt55 wrote:
There is a reason, marraige is a religeous definition. It is a binding convenant before God between a man and a woman.

So legalities aside, don’t call it marraige that simple.

Oh for those of you who say separatin of church and state. remember being homosexual you don’t reproduce. which means no offspring. So natural selection would have killed you off. It is not a genetically desirable trait.

So a true evolutionist would not accept this a normal trait either.

There is a movement in this country to rip apart the traditional family, if something that is not geneticlly favorable is considered a disease then so is homosexuality and I don’t see why it should be celebrated. [/quote]

Because evolution is just that simple.

:confused:

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[quote]apbt55 wrote:
There are two sides to every coin. I don’t think the government has the right to tell a church they have to marry a homosexual couple. It is a church those are their beliefs.
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And the church doesn’t have to recognize said marriage. I can’t see gay couples giving a damn.

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[quote]forlife wrote:
I agree Sloth, but I think religious people would still oppose gay civil unions on moral grounds.[/quote]

Hey, stop doing things that make my closed mind squeamish! That’s an affront to the Lord, and therefore must dictate what EVERYONE does!

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This referendum was about gay marriage, but it may have been even more about popular government taking a stand against judicial overreach. CA’s marriage laws were quite accommodating before the CA Supreme Court decided to substitute its policy preferences - presumably by divine right, but they haven’t yet said - for that of the lawmaking branches.

In that sense, it was an unalloyed victory - and glassy eyed champions of the judiciary “correcting” the people on issues of public policy will continue to get stung by their hubris. For that, we can be thankful.

As to conservatives somehow betraying themselves by using government to privilege traditional marriage - that may be the dumbest thing I’ve read here in weeks. Conservatives aren’t and never have been anarcho-libertarians in such matters.

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Contrary to popular belief Republicans and Democrats are not opposites. The only real difference is, while Republicans are evil, Democrats are spineless politically correct douchebags.

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
Or it could be argued that they are fighting to keep the government from forcing its version of morality upon them. Especially with respect to Prop 8 in California. [/quote]

I’m interested to hear how it’s a lifestyle choice being “forced” on “regular” people. Did Prop 8 dictate that everyone had to marry within their gender and engage in homosexual acts on a regular basis?

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[quote]Black Greg wrote:
rainjack wrote:
How many blacks have republicans killed? I’d like some real numbers on this since you threw it out there.

No problem, happy to oblige.

Studies show that over 100 years ago, republicans have killed well over 9000 blacks.

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WHAT?!

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[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
doogie wrote:
I don’t see how conservatives can give a fuck if gay people marry each other.

I don’t think they all do. I know if I had a vote on it I might vote for gay marriage and I would certainly vote for some sort of civil union.

Most people are pissed that the courts are trying to circumvent the will of the people by finding something that isn’t there in state constitutions.

That is the real battle.[/quote]

This is true. I’m in favor of civil unions. But not if the majority of people in a given state are against them. Certainly not if the state Constitution is validly-amended as it was in California.

Unless the Supreme Court rules that the fundamental right of ‘marriage’ extends to all couples irrespective of sexual orientation, it must be left to the states.

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[quote]thunderbolt23 wrote:
This referendum was about gay marriage, but it may have been even more about popular government taking a stand against judicial overreach. CA’s marriage laws were quite accommodating before the CA Supreme Court decided to substitute its policy preferences - presumably by divine right, but they haven’t yet said - for that of the lawmaking branches.[/quote]

FINALLY. Prop 8 was more about flipping the bird to a legislative judiciary than it was gay anything.

Is it a coincidence that it is a conservative/libertarian who got this while the vapid, brain-dead, left-wing drones just hurled insults?

I think not.

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[quote]Black Greg wrote:
Here are some moar facts about Republicans:

Republicans (more like Republicunt, amirite?) are the AIDS that is killing America. They are self-proclaimed Jesusfags who crusade against gays, and are responsible for the war on drugs and the war on Iraq. The great majority of Republicans proudly reside in the flyover region of the United States known as Dumbfuckistan.

They use an elephant as their symbol they say “because we want to, now get your fucking face out of our business!” but noone is buying this. Many believe they use it not only because they are elephant like in reality, with their natural tendency to never forget anything, but also because the most evil animal of all (you know which one I’m talking about) was already taken.

Republicans are naturally hypocritical, and they will turn around any statement they said a week before. They have the natural ability to beguile any pundit to forget anything they said about black people, gays, beaners, their own policies they said they would never abandon, or anything else.

They are the worst thing ever.
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Please, seek some mental health experts…as fast as you can. You are generalizing big time, and have racism running strong in your blood. Get over it and back up your insane statements with some facts.

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[quote]Black Greg wrote:
Founded by L.Ron Hubbard in the 6th Century B.C., the Republican Party, now associated with conservatism, was once the party of civil rights, freedom, and ferret-legging, but is now marked by syphilis, racism, oppression, room-temperature ranch dressing and pedophilia.

The party’s downfall occurred when their failed attempts at cloning Hitler resulted in the birth of Sonny Bono. Others believe it was due to the satanic rituals they performed to summon Richard Nixon onto the earth. However, the most likely explanation is that the party was gradually infiltrated and usurped by a reptilian race from another dimension.

Regardless, Republicans now stand for everything their party used to pretend to hate.

Ronald Reagan is a prime example of a Republican. The child bride of the evil, alien overlord, Xenu, he was notorious for his empathy towards racists and fascists, and hatred for gays and other minorities. In fact, Reagan singlehandedly created AIDS by fucking his pet chimpanzee in a uranium mine.

In the year 2000, George W. Bush, was crowned Lizard Pope of the USA by Florida Secretary of State, Katherine Harris. All Republicans/Reptilians hate Muslims. That’s why they tried to pin 9/11 on them through a huge government conspiracy. Then he started a war with Iraq because Saddam Hussein fucked his mom, Barbara Bush, way too hard back in the 60s and up the butt. Bush’s ascension to the popish presidency proves that even a cocaine addicted drunk with the IQ of a monkey’s left nut can become a U.S. president if his parents are rich enough. The funny thing is, is that he is a monkey. If you compared a monkey to George Bush, you would not be able to tell the difference.

The United States Republican Party is currently the largest source of evil in the world, and they eventually hope that by following their hero they can save all that is good and decent.[/quote]

Insane X2.

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[quote]Rockscar wrote:
Black Greg wrote:
Here are some moar facts about Republicans:

Republicans (more like Republicunt, amirite?) are the AIDS that is killing America. They are self-proclaimed Jesusfags who crusade against gays, and are responsible for the war on drugs and the war on Iraq. The great majority of Republicans proudly reside in the flyover region of the United States known as Dumbfuckistan.

They use an elephant as their symbol they say “because we want to, now get your fucking face out of our business!” but noone is buying this. Many believe they use it not only because they are elephant like in reality, with their natural tendency to never forget anything, but also because the most evil animal of all (you know which one I’m talking about) was already taken.

Republicans are naturally hypocritical, and they will turn around any statement they said a week before. They have the natural ability to beguile any pundit to forget anything they said about black people, gays, beaners, their own policies they said they would never abandon, or anything else.

They are the worst thing ever.

Please, seek some mental health experts…as fast as you can. You are generalizing big time, and have racism running strong in your blood. Get over it and back up your insane statements with some facts.
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Actually, I think we’re morons for engaging him.

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[quote]malonetd wrote:
GDollars37 wrote:
ZEB wrote:
PRCalDude wrote:
…In several states:

There’s always a silver lining, my friends.

I have not posted in a long time, but I can’t resist gloating just a tad. As I stated to forlife in our very lengthy debate a while ago, most Americans are simply not in favor of Homosexual marriage. When the voters have a say in it they vote it down just about every time.

Nice to see traditional values still matter.

ZEB! Welcome back. Got any advice for a guy trying to get from 12 chins to 20?

LOL![/quote]

I’m actually serious.

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LIST OF GAY REPUBLICANS:

Patrick McHenry
Larry Craig
Alberto Gonzales
George Allen
Ron Paul
Ann Coulter
George W. Bush
Jar Jar Binks
Joe Lieberman
Mitt Romney
Mark Foley
Hitler
Billy Crystal
Satan
you
Your mom
Mallard Fillmore
Michelle Malkin
Alan Greenspan
Rudy Giuliani
Ashley Todd (she’d also go on a list of fat Republicans, amirite?)

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LIST OF STRAIGHT REPUBLICANS:

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