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[quote]dianab wrote:
Precocious or not, you gotta admit she’s right.
This girl will not likely take your son for alimony and child support.
In the long run, it’s best you start teaching your boys how to make their own sammiches.[/quote]

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I don’t why you guys would be bothered by this lol.

When I was a little kid I told everyone who would listen that I don’t want a big expensive wedding and I’ll wear a nicely tailored dress suit (haha!) and pay for it myself. This was coached by my grandmother who told me the best princess buys her own dresses. I think she might have made an impression :slight_smile:

It didn’t really matter that I didn’t understand what i was saying at the time. Besides, my sister in law coaches her kids all sorts of crap about Jesus and princesses. Same thing.

[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]dianab wrote:
Precocious or not, you gotta admit she’s right.
This girl will not likely take your son for alimony and child support.
In the long run, it’s best you start teaching your boys how to make their own sammiches.[/quote]

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I don’t why you guys would be bothered by this lol.

When I was a little kid I told everyone who would listen that I don’t want a big expensive wedding and I’ll wear a nicely tailored dress suit (haha!) and pay for it myself. This was coached by my grandmother who told me the best princess buys her own dresses. I think she might have made an impression :slight_smile:

It didn’t really matter that I didn’t understand what i was saying at the time. Besides, my sister in law coaches her kids all sorts of crap about Jesus and princesses. Same thing.
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I can haz short princess Jesus story plz?

[quote]dianab wrote:
Precocious or not, you gotta admit she’s right.
This girl will not likely take your son for alimony and child support.
In the long run, it’s best you start teaching your boys how to make their own sammiches. [/quote]

WTF !?!

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]dianab wrote:
Precocious or not, you gotta admit she’s right.
This girl will not likely take your son for alimony and child support.
In the long run, it’s best you start teaching your boys how to make their own sammiches.[/quote]

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I don’t why you guys would be bothered by this lol.

When I was a little kid I told everyone who would listen that I don’t want a big expensive wedding and I’ll wear a nicely tailored dress suit (haha!) and pay for it myself. This was coached by my grandmother who told me the best princess buys her own dresses. I think she might have made an impression :slight_smile:

It didn’t really matter that I didn’t understand what i was saying at the time. Besides, my sister in law coaches her kids all sorts of crap about Jesus and princesses. Same thing.
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I can haz short princess Jesus story plz?
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[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]dianab wrote:
Precocious or not, you gotta admit she’s right.
This girl will not likely take your son for alimony and child support.
In the long run, it’s best you start teaching your boys how to make their own sammiches.[/quote]

x2

I don’t why you guys would be bothered by this lol.

When I was a little kid I told everyone who would listen that I don’t want a big expensive wedding and I’ll wear a nicely tailored dress suit (haha!) and pay for it myself. This was coached by my grandmother who told me the best princess buys her own dresses. I think she might have made an impression :slight_smile:

It didn’t really matter that I didn’t understand what i was saying at the time. Besides, my sister in law coaches her kids all sorts of crap about Jesus and princesses. Same thing.
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I can haz short princess Jesus story plz?
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She’ll probably end up pregnant by like 17 and won’t have to worry about choosing.

To go with the other ladies, girls that age think about the GETTING part of getting married. The man is not really thought of. He’s this amorphous thing that really doesn’t matter as long as the girl gets her peferct dress and perfect ring and perfect reception. Do you really think she knows what she’s talking about when she mentions the man she’s going to marry? She doesn’t even know what a man is.

Having said that…she reminds me of the 3 y/o talking about Star Wars…Don’t talk back to Darth Vader…He’ll getch ya!!! It’s an exciting movie.

Hmm…what’s wrong with being a stay at home wife like a good woman, you know sacrifice.

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:

[quote]Oleena wrote:
Can you imagine a woman who pays for her own drink and still blows your dick? Earth shatter, I know.[/quote]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Where?! How?![/quote]

ditto…

I was raised by a single father and my older brother. All I thought about when I was 5 was shooting my brother in the ass with his Daisy air rifle and playing with his Lionel trains when he wasn’t around.

[quote]dianab wrote:
Precocious or not, you gotta admit she’s right.
This girl will not likely take your son for alimony and child support.
In the long run, it’s best you start teaching your boys how to make their own sammiches.[/quote]

What’s with all the emphasis on sammiches? Doesn’t anyone eat bagels anymore?

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

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congratulations you made me lol with that video this morning

When I was 5 I used to tell people I was Batman. True story.

[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

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congratulations you made me lol with that video this morning

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that was hilarious. Great find Grneyes

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
To go with the other ladies, girls that age think about the GETTING part of getting married. The man is not really thought of. He’s this amorphous thing that really doesn’t matter as long as the girl gets her peferct dress and perfect ring and perfect reception. [/quote]

Are you implying that this is supposed to change at some point? Because I know way too many girls far older for whom this is accurate