Funny But Sad. Greatest Bodybuilder Ever

I don’t know whats worst: his body, his hair, or his bat shit crazy eyes.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
What a dick. More shit that makes BBing look like a joke.

Bodybuilding: the only sport where a totally outclassed dude can step into the arena and have his friends and family cheer as if he’s already Mr Olympia.

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Are you serious? You are talking about a sport where competitors wax all the hair from their body, fake tan, wear a banana hammock, and dry hump air in front of a crowd of other guys…and you think some idiot goofing off makes it look like a “joke”?

Bodybuilding: the only sport where you get mostly naked and dry hump in front of other dudes, and not be considered gay.
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I know. It’s almost as lame as a whole group of really obese guys trying to lift so much weight their noses bleed just so they can see how many times they can bounce the bar off their enormous girth for points all while wearing extra strength spandex so tight they need help putting their gear on.

Oooh, and almost as ridiculous as trying to act like Bruce Lee in front of a bunch of other dudes while wearing head gear that allows someone to hit you in the head on purpose.

Yeah…what are ALL of these dumbasses thinking?![/quote]

Don’t forget how gay it is for guys to wear super tight shorty shorts and roll around with each other on the ground inside an octagon.

Or those guys that wear “banana hammocks” and splash around in pools “humping the water” in front of a bunch of other guys.

If you watch a bodybuilding show and your first thought during the posing is “mostly naked men humping the air”, you need to stop speculating whether everyone ELSE is gay.

lighten up fellas…you’ll live longer

Ah forget lifting weights… it’s all gay.

[quote]BlackLabel wrote:
This reminds me of that special guy who competed in a BB contest, and then walked around giving advice to everyone.

If someone knows what im talking about, please put up the video.[/quote]

Ah, yes…The Clueless Competitor:

I’m pretty sure that the guy in the first clip suffers from some kind of mental disability: that eye-flicker thing he does every time he looks up is not normal, and he has scars on both sides of his head.

[quote]roybot wrote:
I’m pretty sure that the guy in the first clip suffers from some kind of mental disability: that eye-flicker thing he does every time he looks up is not normal, and he has scars on both sides of his head.[/quote]

Agreed…and while I can understand cheering for those guys when they get on stage…but what other competition allows that? Does powerlifting stop the meet to allow someone with a mental handicap who can’t lift the weight to go through the motions?

Has anyone seen this is Ultimate Fighting…or during a marathon that wasn’t specifically for people with a handicap?

Why is it allowed so much in bodybuilding?

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
I’m pretty sure that the guy in the first clip suffers from some kind of mental disability: that eye-flicker thing he does every time he looks up is not normal, and he has scars on both sides of his head.[/quote]

Agreed…and while I can understand cheering for those guys when they get on stage…but what other competition allows that? Does powerlifting stop the meet to allow someone with a mental handicap who can’t lift the weight to go through the motions?

Has anyone seen this is Ultimate Fighting…or during a marathon that wasn’t specifically for people with a handicap?

Why is it allowed so much in bodybuilding? [/quote]

This is exactly what I was saying in my initial post in this thread. No other sport allows this.
Perhaps a larger question would be: Is bodybuilding a sport?
As an artist, it’s easy to see that bodybuilding is more of an art form. Aesthetically, there’s no difference between adding muscle to the body, and adding clay to a sculpture. I’ve been to countless group art shows where great works of art are on display right beside amateur works. Sometimes (as in that bb video) I wonder what the “artist” was thinking when he entered his piece of crap in the show.

The criteria for entry should be much more strict. That’s the only way to weed out the crap from the crop.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
I’m pretty sure that the guy in the first clip suffers from some kind of mental disability: that eye-flicker thing he does every time he looks up is not normal, and he has scars on both sides of his head.[/quote]

Agreed…and while I can understand cheering for those guys when they get on stage…but what other competition allows that? Does powerlifting stop the meet to allow someone with a mental handicap who can’t lift the weight to go through the motions?

Has anyone seen this is Ultimate Fighting…or during a marathon that wasn’t specifically for people with a handicap?

Why is it allowed so much in bodybuilding? [/quote]

may I introduce you to the bane of mma, Kyle Maynard

Admbaum, that was downright disturbing! And people are complaining about a surgery photo on the home page?

I’m all for inclusion for disabled people, but it shouldn’t it be something that’s at least possible? He can’t strike or perform any holds. Biting is not allowed, so why is he there? It seems the promoters are simply exploiting him as a circus freak.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
What a dick. More shit that makes BBing look like a joke.

Bodybuilding: the only sport where a totally outclassed dude can step into the arena and have his friends and family cheer as if he’s already Mr Olympia.

[/quote]

Are you serious? You are talking about a sport where competitors wax all the hair from their body, fake tan, wear a banana hammock, and dry hump air in front of a crowd of other guys…and you think some idiot goofing off makes it look like a “joke”?

Bodybuilding: the only sport where you get mostly naked and dry hump in front of other dudes, and not be considered gay.
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I know. It’s almost as lame as a whole group of really obese guys trying to lift so much weight their noses bleed just so they can see how many times they can bounce the bar off their enormous girth for points all while wearing extra strength spandex so tight they need help putting their gear on.

Oooh, and almost as ridiculous as trying to act like Bruce Lee in front of a bunch of other dudes while wearing head gear that allows someone to hit you in the head on purpose.

Yeah…what are ALL of these dumbasses thinking?![/quote]

I hope you’re joking and don’t actually believe all or even most powerlifters are obese. Have you ever witnessed a meet? Some of the strongest lifters, pound for pound, have wiry builds.

[quote]admbaum wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
I’m pretty sure that the guy in the first clip suffers from some kind of mental disability: that eye-flicker thing he does every time he looks up is not normal, and he has scars on both sides of his head.[/quote]

Agreed…and while I can understand cheering for those guys when they get on stage…but what other competition allows that? Does powerlifting stop the meet to allow someone with a mental handicap who can’t lift the weight to go through the motions?

Has anyone seen this is Ultimate Fighting…or during a marathon that wasn’t specifically for people with a handicap?

Why is it allowed so much in bodybuilding? [/quote]

may I introduce you to the bane of mma, Kyle Maynard[/quote]

Holy crap thats creepy, especially when he charges thats the shit from horror flicks.

[quote]admbaum wrote:

may I introduce you to the bane of mma, Kyle Maynard[/quote]

This is just fucking stupid. I wish the dude (walking upright) would have kicked the amputee in the head and be done with it.

And that Maynard guy “scampering” around looks like something out of a Tool video.

The thing I hate in that first video is the thing that makes me want to turn of the sound in most videos: The unending “Whoooooooooooooo! Yeeeeeaaaaah!!!” that the young folk do when you point a camera at them.

[quote]BobParr wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
What a dick. More shit that makes BBing look like a joke.

Bodybuilding: the only sport where a totally outclassed dude can step into the arena and have his friends and family cheer as if he’s already Mr Olympia.

[/quote]

Are you serious? You are talking about a sport where competitors wax all the hair from their body, fake tan, wear a banana hammock, and dry hump air in front of a crowd of other guys…and you think some idiot goofing off makes it look like a “joke”?

Bodybuilding: the only sport where you get mostly naked and dry hump in front of other dudes, and not be considered gay.
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I know. It’s almost as lame as a whole group of really obese guys trying to lift so much weight their noses bleed just so they can see how many times they can bounce the bar off their enormous girth for points all while wearing extra strength spandex so tight they need help putting their gear on.

Oooh, and almost as ridiculous as trying to act like Bruce Lee in front of a bunch of other dudes while wearing head gear that allows someone to hit you in the head on purpose.

Yeah…what are ALL of these dumbasses thinking?![/quote]

I hope you’re joking and don’t actually believe all or even most powerlifters are obese. Have you ever witnessed a meet? Some of the strongest lifters, pound for pound, have wiry builds.
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I don’t even know if this is worth responding to if you can’t understand what was meant by that post.

I swear I feel like my posts need Cliff Notes lately for the learning impaired.

[quote]Dustin wrote:

[quote]admbaum wrote:

may I introduce you to the bane of mma, Kyle Maynard[/quote]

This is just fucking stupid. I wish the dude (walking upright) would have kicked the amputee in the head and be done with it.

And that Maynard guy “scampering” around looks like something out of a Tool video.

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I have issues with this freak show for a number of reasons, but his opponent couldnt kick him. He is considered at all times “a downed fighter”. You cant kick/knee an opponent to the head if they have a knee on the ground. I’m appalled by this but I do give the guy credit for having the guts to get in there.

[quote]admbaum wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
I’m pretty sure that the guy in the first clip suffers from some kind of mental disability: that eye-flicker thing he does every time he looks up is not normal, and he has scars on both sides of his head.[/quote]

Agreed…and while I can understand cheering for those guys when they get on stage…but what other competition allows that? Does powerlifting stop the meet to allow someone with a mental handicap who can’t lift the weight to go through the motions?

Has anyone seen this is Ultimate Fighting…or during a marathon that wasn’t specifically for people with a handicap?

Why is it allowed so much in bodybuilding? [/quote]

may I introduce you to the bane of mma, Kyle Maynard[/quote]

What in the blue fuck. Who would even agree to that? How can that guy do anything? And who wants to be known as the guy who beat up an Amputee? Furthermore, How the hell did that fight last 3 rounds? The was the most ridiculous…

[quote]admbaum wrote:

[quote]Dustin wrote:

[quote]admbaum wrote:

may I introduce you to the bane of mma, Kyle Maynard[/quote]

This is just fucking stupid. I wish the dude (walking upright) would have kicked the amputee in the head and be done with it.

And that Maynard guy “scampering” around looks like something out of a Tool video.

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I have issues with this freak show for a number of reasons, but his opponent couldnt kick him. He is considered at all times “a downed fighter”. You cant kick/knee an opponent to the head if they have a knee on the ground. I’m appalled by this but I do give the guy credit for having the guts to get in there. [/quote]

He should have picked that fucking stump up and flung his ass right out of the ring like a goddamned Frisbee. What the fuck was he doing in there? Yeah, sure, it’s cool that he’s willing to do that with no arms/legs, but part of their whole schtick with these disabled freakshows is that they don’t want to be treated any differently. So when the bell rings his opponent should have treated him no differently and pummeled his ass.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]admbaum wrote:

[quote]Dustin wrote:

[quote]admbaum wrote:

may I introduce you to the bane of mma, Kyle Maynard[/quote]

This is just fucking stupid. I wish the dude (walking upright) would have kicked the amputee in the head and be done with it.

And that Maynard guy “scampering” around looks like something out of a Tool video.

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I have issues with this freak show for a number of reasons, but his opponent couldnt kick him. He is considered at all times “a downed fighter”. You cant kick/knee an opponent to the head if they have a knee on the ground. I’m appalled by this but I do give the guy credit for having the guts to get in there. [/quote]

He should have picked that fucking stump up and flung his ass right out of the ring like a goddamned Frisbee. What the fuck was he doing in there? Yeah, sure, it’s cool that he’s willing to do that with no arms/legs, but part of their whole schtick with these disabled freakshows is that they don’t want to be treated any differently. So when the bell rings his opponent should have treated him no differently and pummeled his ass.[/quote]

Yeah, but who wants to be the guy who beat up the guy with no legs?

You don’t get applause for that no matter how dumb the fight was.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]admbaum wrote:

[quote]Dustin wrote:

[quote]admbaum wrote:

may I introduce you to the bane of mma, Kyle Maynard[/quote]

This is just fucking stupid. I wish the dude (walking upright) would have kicked the amputee in the head and be done with it.

And that Maynard guy “scampering” around looks like something out of a Tool video.

[/quote]

I have issues with this freak show for a number of reasons, but his opponent couldnt kick him. He is considered at all times “a downed fighter”. You cant kick/knee an opponent to the head if they have a knee on the ground. I’m appalled by this but I do give the guy credit for having the guts to get in there. [/quote]

He should have picked that fucking stump up and flung his ass right out of the ring like a goddamned Frisbee. What the fuck was he doing in there? Yeah, sure, it’s cool that he’s willing to do that with no arms/legs, but part of their whole schtick with these disabled freakshows is that they don’t want to be treated any differently. So when the bell rings his opponent should have treated him no differently and pummeled his ass.[/quote]

Yeah, but who wants to be the guy who beat up the guy with no legs?

You don’t get applause for that no matter how dumb the fight was.

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Well, of ocurse it’s a Catch-22. If it were me, I would have leaned up against the cage and stood there while Piglet was busy scurrying around at my ankles and then when the first round was about ten seconds from being over, I would have reached down, grabbed him and hurled him Frisbee-style right in the laps of all his friends cheering him on. Either that or flung him into the back row discus-style.