[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]Shadowzz4 wrote:
Totally right about the comedic value of American Psycho, the lines are great but even better is the delivery. Patrick’s boring disgust with his fiancee, haha its hilarious!
Patrick Bateman: I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.
In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. [/quote]
You’re right, its the delivery. Its so fucking deadpan its hilarious.
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Because…I…want…to fit…in.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]Shadowzz4 wrote:
Totally right about the comedic value of American Psycho, the lines are great but even better is the delivery. Patrick’s boring disgust with his fiancee, haha its hilarious!
Patrick Bateman: I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.
In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. [/quote]
You’re right, its the delivery. Its so fucking deadpan its hilarious.
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Because…I…want…to fit…in.[/quote]
Nice! That is when he is explaining to his fiancee why he can’t take off of work or something even though his dad owns the company. Awesome! I need to return some videotapes.
[quote]Shadowzz4 wrote:
[quote]TDub301 wrote:
[quote]Shadowzz4 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
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Wow I’m an Ace Ventura fan but that is some dated, old shit. Depends on what you think is funny…[/quote]
Hey, don’t get all personal with someone and start taking it out on one of the funniest movies of all time… that isn’t cool
Someone’s gotta put the scene up when he acts like the dolphin’s trainer[/quote]
Just dishing it back after the same was done on my OP. I love Ace Ventura, went to the theater 9 times to see it back in 1994.[/quote]
That’s what I’m talking about, sorry I doubted you
By the way, sort of off-topic, but Kick-Ass kicked ass
[quote]Shadowzz4 wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]Shadowzz4 wrote:
Totally right about the comedic value of American Psycho, the lines are great but even better is the delivery. Patrick’s boring disgust with his fiancee, haha its hilarious!
Patrick Bateman: I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.
In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. [/quote]
You’re right, its the delivery. Its so fucking deadpan its hilarious.
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Because…I…want…to fit…in.[/quote]
Nice! That is when he is explaining to his fiancee why he can’t take off of work or something even though his dad owns the company. Awesome! I need to return some videotapes.
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Don’t stare at it, eat it.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
I’m meeting Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons.
Don’t touch the watch.
[quote]Shadowzz4 wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]Shadowzz4 wrote:
Totally right about the comedic value of American Psycho, the lines are great but even better is the delivery. Patrick’s boring disgust with his fiancee, haha its hilarious!
Patrick Bateman: I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.
In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. [/quote]
You’re right, its the delivery. Its so fucking deadpan its hilarious.
[/quote]
Because…I…want…to fit…in.[/quote]
Nice! That is when he is explaining to his fiancee why he can’t take off of work or something even though his dad owns the company. Awesome! I need to return some videotapes.
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I don’t want you to get drunk, but that’s a very fine chardonnay you’re not drinking.
Cool it with the Anti Semetic remarks!
You reek of shit
(1)
Timothy Bryce: [after snorting “cut” cocaine] It’s a fucking milligram of sweetener. I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal.
Patrick Bateman: Definitely weak, but I have a feeling that if we do enough of it we’ll be okay.
(2)
Patrick Bateman: [narrorating] There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul’s apartment overlooks the park… and is obviously more expensive than mine.
(3)
Patrick Bateman: [narrorating] As we arrive at Espace I’m on the verge of tears as I’m certain we won’t get a decent table. But we do; relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
(4)
Patrick Bateman: Why don’t you get a job? If you’re so hungry, why don’t you get a job.
Homeless Man: I lost my job.
Patrick Bateman: Why? You drinking? Is that why you lost it? Insider trading? (laughs) Just joking.
(5)
Patrick Bateman (to homeless man) : Do you know how bad you smell? You reek of shit.
There are so many more. But the scene where they are comparing business cards and he sees Paul Allen’s card is another one that makes me crack up every time. He is on the verge of a meltdown and can barely contain is jealousy and contempt.
