Do you want to get clean or just smell like you’re clean because that’s what the girls in your HS like? Why do you want to know how to get clean when you don’t even work hard enough to be dirty? You probably don’t eat enough to have shits big enough to make your ass dirty. Just take 6 to 12 months to work hard and get real dirty before you even think about cleaning yourself. And why on earth is anyone recommending cleaning your entire body at one time? For the life of me I can’t understand this logic. Do you honestly think that every clean guy got that way by cleaning his whole body at one time? Just because Chad Waterbury says he cleans his whole body, suddenly it’s considered wrong for everybody to split up cleaning? I am too big to clean my whole body at one time without completely exhausting myself to the point where I wouldn’t be able to clean again for a week. Splitting my cleaning is what works for me. You asked me my opinion, there it is, take it or leave it.
OK, so he has built a huge amount of cleanliness, but is it functional cleanliness? What if a mugger were to steal his girlfriend’s purse? I bet he’d be sweaty and dirty in no time. On the other hand, a smaller and more explosive guy like Bruce Lee could easily retrieve the purse without even the cracks between his toes developing a trace of an odor. I see things like this every day: Squeaky clean guys who can’t even hold a 35 pound shower head. Oh, and don’t bother asking me to post pics. I’m dirty, but I have bad genetics, a typical hardcleanser, an ectowash. I’ve followed every showering program on this site with only a few tweaks to avoid injury and boredom and have designed such programs for others - not that I’m a jolly personal showerer - but I guess you’ll catch my drift. By the way, my daddy’s shower curtain can beat up your daddy’s shower curtain…
Forgive me for copy&paste but I believe I just burst my ovaries…
I nominated dollarbill and michael90210 and I hadn’t even seen these!
Do you want to get clean or just smell like you’re clean because that’s what the girls in your HS like? Why do you want to know how to get clean when you don’t even work hard enough to be dirty? You probably don’t eat enough to have shits big enough to make your ass dirty. Just take 6 to 12 months to work hard and get real dirty before you even think about cleaning yourself. And why on earth is anyone recommending cleaning your entire body at one time? For the life of me I can’t understand this logic. Do you honestly think that every clean guy got that way by cleaning his whole body at one time? Just because Chad Waterbury says he cleans his whole body, suddenly it’s considered wrong for everybody to split up cleaning? I am too big to clean my whole body at one time without completely exhausting myself to the point where I wouldn’t be able to clean again for a week. Splitting my cleaning is what works for me. You asked me my opinion, there it is, take it or leave it.
Do you want to get clean or just smell like you’re clean because that’s what the girls in your HS like? Why do you want to know how to get clean when you don’t even work hard enough to be dirty? You probably don’t eat enough to have shits big enough to make your ass dirty. Just take 6 to 12 months to work hard and get real dirty before you even think about cleaning yourself. And why on earth is anyone recommending cleaning your entire body at one time? For the life of me I can’t understand this logic. Do you honestly think that every clean guy got that way by cleaning his whole body at one time? Just because Chad Waterbury says he cleans his whole body, suddenly it’s considered wrong for everybody to split up cleaning? I am too big to clean my whole body at one time without completely exhausting myself to the point where I wouldn’t be able to clean again for a week. Splitting my cleaning is what works for me. You asked me my opinion, there it is, take it or leave it.
DB
big belly laugh
Dollarbill is genius!!
Alpha F
Yes, DB did a fine job on this post. [/quote]
This is great!
(*) here is my ass, keep kissing it guys.
[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
Also, someone else can check this, but I don’t know if lothario has ever posted anything before midnight, which may explain his original thinking…[/quote]
Thanks, double Bizzle, for the nominationals. But I would have to admit that it’s the PCP that makes me weird – time of day has little to do with it.
One of the things miss about upstate NY is Syracuse BB.
Some decent bars too.
you mean like slutter’s mill ?
jeez-s zap, db, kuz all have ties to syracuse. what a beautiful thing
I picked up a few SU chicks an even a Lemoyne girl at slutters. Good times.
you know my sister ?
i’m surprised you’ve lived to tell about it.[/quote]
LOL, Slutters. Some nasty-ass towny guy tried to hit on me there once. I guess I was giving off a gay vibe that night - would explain why I left alone. Maybe we should start another thread on Syracuse. I’d love to reminisce about the old days at Braggs, Chucks, 44s, the Orange Grove, etc. They’re all gone now.
Btw, I was up in CNY this weekend, dropping my boy off in Skaneateles. Drove through the Brighton section of Syracuse on my way to do some furniture shopping (yeah, real manly). What a depressing place that is. It was bad enough when I was at SU, and it is many times worse now.
I can’t get enough of CNY and the Finger Lakes in the summer.
