Funniest Guys On T-Nation

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
superscience wrote:
X-Factor wrote:
When I saw this shit, I thought everyone on this board who did’nt get cuddled as a child was gonna try to come off with the best one liners…so far I have a little more faith T-manity…

Anyways, i’m from N.Ireland and if you as them where they are from, well…that depends on if you ask a catholic or a protestant…ahh I love that shit…

100% of catholics here see themselves as irish and about nearly all protestants i know see them selves as irish to. Only the minority of protestants that still fight over the stupid subject try to say they are british.

Bastard orangemen…[/quote]

Yeah, fucking Syracuse dicks.

DB

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
superscience wrote:
X-Factor wrote:
When I saw this shit, I thought everyone on this board who did’nt get cuddled as a child was gonna try to come off with the best one liners…so far I have a little more faith T-manity…

Anyways, i’m from N.Ireland and if you as them where they are from, well…that depends on if you ask a catholic or a protestant…ahh I love that shit…

100% of catholics here see themselves as irish and about nearly all protestants i know see them selves as irish to. Only the minority of protestants that still fight over the stupid subject try to say they are british.

Bastard orangemen…

Yeah, fucking Syracuse dicks.

DB[/quote]

I’m a UCONN fan, so yea, fuck them too.

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I can’t believe AA has not been mentioned yet. I guess the fact that he can be a complete fucking jackass at times, especially in defense of hardcore BB, overshadows his futile attempts at humor.

Why is everyone always hating on the Dutch?

Anonymous

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[quote]Amsterdam Animal wrote:
I can’t believe AA has not been mentioned yet. I guess the fact that he can be a complete fucking jackass at times, especially in defense of hardcore BB, overshadows his futile attempts at humor.

Why is everyone always hating on the Dutch?

Anonymous[/quote]

I’ll give you two stars for this post, haha.

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I think I win because I’ve been banned from the internet at work.

Wait, is that funny or sad?

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I think Lothario is one of the wittiest dudes on here. What about the Hulkster, ripping stop signs out the ground? Thats classic

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[quote]Amsterdam Animal wrote:
I can’t believe AA has not been mentioned yet. I guess the fact that he can be a complete fucking jackass at times, especially in defense of hardcore BB, overshadows his futile attempts at humor.

Why is everyone always hating on the Dutch?

Anonymous[/quote]

That made me chuckle.

And I’m not a chuckler.

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[quote]apayne wrote:
I think I win because I’ve been banned from the internet at work.

Wait, is that funny or sad? [/quote]

That is SO you!

Brings the funny out of sad like no one else.

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[quote]Miserere wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
Scotland is in Britain numbnut, therefore he will hold a British passport

I too hold a British passport (is this maybe why my nut is numb?) and in case you’ve not been drinking your Iron-Bru lately, most Scots would rather not be considered Brits.

[/quote]

I am Scottish, I hold a UK passport and a US passport. I really really really fuckin’ miss Iron-Bru, that and mince pies. I guess I am reaaly in the shit given that I am both a Scot and a Texan, but I would not be offended to be called either.

And Zap, for the record, I have never buggered a sheep (not that I can remember anyway)

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[quote]electric_eales wrote:
Miserere wrote:
BASTARD GUY wrote:
Allwin Cosgrove … dig the British humour

He’s not British, he’s Scottish. I’ve sent him this post, so watch your back for the next 61 years. Remember, even if you can’t see All In, he can see you All Out.

Scotland is in Britain numbnut, therefore he will hold a British passport

[/quote]
"I’ff it aint scotish,i’ts crap;O.k,beam me up!

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[quote]Kayrob wrote:

And Zap, for the record, I have never buggered a sheep (not that I can remember anyway)
[/quote]

You see, that’s the problem with drinking too much - you can’t remember some of life’s finer moments.

DB

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Kayrob wrote:

And Zap, for the record, I have never buggered a sheep (not that I can remember anyway)

You see, that’s the problem with drinking too much - you can’t remember some of life’s finer moments.

DB[/quote]

Thats why my life motto is “If you can’t remember it, it never happened”

That includes encounteres with sheep and/or fat chicks.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
superscience wrote:
X-Factor wrote:
When I saw this shit, I thought everyone on this board who did’nt get cuddled as a child was gonna try to come off with the best one liners…so far I have a little more faith T-manity…

Anyways, i’m from N.Ireland and if you as them where they are from, well…that depends on if you ask a catholic or a protestant…ahh I love that shit…

100% of catholics here see themselves as irish and about nearly all protestants i know see them selves as irish to. Only the minority of protestants that still fight over the stupid subject try to say they are british.

Bastard orangemen…

Yeah, fucking Syracuse dicks.

DB

I’m a UCONN fan, so yea, fuck them too.[/quote]

Waaaaiiiit a sec. You’re a UConn fan??? I knew there was something I liked about ya besides the Sox fan thing (cause it’s certainly not your politics. lol).

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[quote]Kuz wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
superscience wrote:
X-Factor wrote:
When I saw this shit, I thought everyone on this board who did’nt get cuddled as a child was gonna try to come off with the best one liners…so far I have a little more faith T-manity…

Anyways, i’m from N.Ireland and if you as them where they are from, well…that depends on if you ask a catholic or a protestant…ahh I love that shit…

100% of catholics here see themselves as irish and about nearly all protestants i know see them selves as irish to. Only the minority of protestants that still fight over the stupid subject try to say they are british.

Bastard orangemen…

Yeah, fucking Syracuse dicks.

DB

I’m a UCONN fan, so yea, fuck them too.

Waaaaiiiit a sec. You’re a UConn fan??? I knew there was something I liked about ya besides the Sox fan thing (cause it’s certainly not your politics. lol).[/quote]

Sorry boys but Syracuse rules.

One of the things miss about upstate NY is Syracuse BB.

Some decent bars too.

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[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Kuz wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
superscience wrote:
X-Factor wrote:
When I saw this shit, I thought everyone on this board who did’nt get cuddled as a child was gonna try to come off with the best one liners…so far I have a little more faith T-manity…

Anyways, i’m from N.Ireland and if you as them where they are from, well…that depends on if you ask a catholic or a protestant…ahh I love that shit…

100% of catholics here see themselves as irish and about nearly all protestants i know see them selves as irish to. Only the minority of protestants that still fight over the stupid subject try to say they are british.

Bastard orangemen…

Yeah, fucking Syracuse dicks.

DB

I’m a UCONN fan, so yea, fuck them too.

Waaaaiiiit a sec. You’re a UConn fan??? I knew there was something I liked about ya besides the Sox fan thing (cause it’s certainly not your politics. lol).

Sorry boys but Syracuse rules.

One of the things miss about upstate NY is Syracuse BB.

Some decent bars too.[/quote]

I was only joking. I am an SU alum.

DB

P.S. UConn blows monkeys

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Dollar Bill gets my vote.

Balbos was just plain crazy.

Vegita gets credit for his Prof X’s shower routine, which qualifies for funniest thread ever.

HH

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[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Sorry boys but Syracuse rules.

One of the things miss about upstate NY is Syracuse BB.

Some decent bars too.[/quote]

I actually used to live in Syracuse (Fayetteville) and was there when the Carrier Dome opened, but then I saw the light once I moved to the mecca of college hoops.

I would have to bet one of the things you [i]don’t[/i] miss are the mind and body numbing winters.

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Vegita gets credit for his Prof X’s shower routine, which qualifies for funniest thread ever.

HH[/quote]

I forgot about that. That was fucking funny.

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[quote]Kuz wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Sorry boys but Syracuse rules.

One of the things miss about upstate NY is Syracuse BB.

Some decent bars too.

I actually used to live in Syracuse (Fayetteville) and was there when the Carrier Dome opened, but then I saw the light once I moved to the mecca of college hoops.

I would have to bet one of the things you [i]don’t[/i] miss are the mind and body numbing winters.[/quote]

I used to date a girl from Manlius. Did you go to F-M?

I used to play rugby for a Syracuse club so I drank mucho beer in Syracuse.

I like snow but I hated how looong the winters were. Fantastic summers though.

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HH