When I saw this shit, I thought everyone on this board who did’nt get cuddled as a child was gonna try to come off with the best one liners…so far I have a little more faith T-manity…
Anyways, i’m from N.Ireland and if you as them where they are from, well…that depends on if you ask a catholic or a protestant…ahh I love that shit…
[quote]Kuz wrote:
swivel wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
We always called them Massholes in college. Affectionately, of course.
DB
why you fuckin’ prick. i’ll fuckin’ carlton fisk your fuckin’ head with a louisville-fuckin-slugger. i hope you choke on a bottle cap you fuckin’ son of a fuck!
EAT SHIT !! EAT MY SHIT !!!
As evidenced by the above, I find swivel to be hilarious… even though he is a Masshole. Don’t worry man, it wasn’t your choice I’m sure.[/quote]
gee thanks for the props kuz and with regards to your pm -i really don’t think we’ll swappin’ spit in the shower anytime soon. you might want to pm the double r jc though. i’ve heard he likes to play “ranch hand” once in a while.
Rule #183
Discussing funny people does NOT give you permission to come up with unwitty, irrelevant, one-liners.
Yes, I’m talking about you. Really, do you think people will suddenly appreciate your humor because you came up with “Texans are stupid. Stupid Americans. HA-HA!”
To those who actually stayed on topic, good stuff. I will be oogie-ing a few guys and ‘get my funny on’ as it were.
So, even though the only reason he’s funny is because he makes fun of me all the time, RIT jared is funny as fuck from what I’ve read.
In order.
Kratos - Hands down. I get more laughs at that guy than anyone on this site.
Balbos - A credit to all trolls. Left us way before his time.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
So, even though the only reason he’s funny is because he makes fun of me all the time, RIT jared is funny as fuck from what I’ve read.[/quote]
my bad my bad my bad … jared once told me that we were as good of friends as any two heterosexual males could be. personally, i wouldn’t more.
here is my unofficial updated order:
Shugart
marion
heffernan
apayne
dollarbill
jared
any(chloro)form
teacher y
anyone but cockscar, bigfagoo, or dully
last and definitely least, the gay canadian, dave barr
ProteinPowda when he was still around. Now I’d say it would have to be Professor X. Especially in any newbie thread.
[quote]BASTARD GUY wrote:
anyone but cockscar, bigfagoo, or dully
last and definitely least, the gay canadian, dave barr[/quote]
Love you too Bastard!!
[quote]Miserere wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
Scotland is in Britain numbnut, therefore he will hold a British passport
I too hold a British passport (is this maybe why my nut is numb?) and in case you’ve not been drinking your Iron-Bru lately, most Scots would rather not be considered Brits.
Go ahead, try this experiment: Find a Scot and ask him where he’s from. If he was born in Scotland he will say “I’m Scottish”, not “I’m British”.
Alwyn is now watching you too…(and he’s seen a lot of Bruce Lee films, remember that)[/quote]
Errr… I’m Scottish. Wow that was easy, eh?
That’s like a man wanting to be called a woman. Whatever he wants, it doesn’t change the fact that he’s a man. Unless he’s into soy.
[quote]Mike Sullivan wrote:
In no particular order:
1: bastard guy
2: heffernan
3: dollarbill44
4: apayne
5: nephorm
6: cosgrove-the guy with the annoying French accent[/quote]
Actually Nephorm gets my vote. Don’t think I’ve ever read a post of his which either didn’t make me laugh or didn’t inform me of some obscure fact or point of law.
Funny and erudite bastard!
[quote]tveddy wrote:
Miserere wrote:
tveddy wrote:
Texan.
Cool! Next time you’re in town, call me and we’ll go have a pint outside. I’m a Caffrey’s man*.
(Why, what did you think I meant?)
I just didn’t know what to call someone from massachuesetts. Is it a Massachuesexan.[/quote]
We call them Massholes. If you have ever seen them drive you would understand.
[quote]swivel wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
We always called them Massholes in college. Affectionately, of course.
DB
why you fuckin’ prick. i’ll fuckin’ carlton fisk your fuckin’ head with a louisville-fuckin-slugger. i hope you choke on a bottle cap you fuckin’ son of a fuck!
EAT SHIT !! EAT MY SHIT !!![/quote]
Aww, that?s great! You know, considering you?re a fuckin idiot!
DB
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
We call them Massholes. If you have ever seen them drive you would understand.[/quote]
Hey, I think it’s wicked fuckin pissa to be a Masshole. Just get out of my way on the road, Aunt Bea!
I’ll try to stay on topic now. Apart from some of the guys that have already been mentioned, the person I find the funniest (in an intelligently witty way) is michael2507, hands down. Everyone else is blatantly funny, Mikey is subliminally funny.
Nephorm is a close 2nd, even if he does look a bit strange:
But maybe that’s why he’s funny 
(Hey, I’m not judging you, Neph; if you like wearing green, that’s your choice. You need to work on those quads, though.)
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Aww, that?s great! You know, considering you?re a fuckin idiot!
DB[/quote]
dude, i’m telling you again: quit sitting on your pinky you’ll be able to reach the apostrophe.
btw hspder gets my vote.
nephorm is pretty frickn funny too.
and prof X .
How about the 0.9 banana guy?
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
We always called them Massholes in college. Affectionately, of course.
DB[/quote]
Don’t do it affectionately, they’ll get the wrong impression (they’re not too bright ya know).
[quote]swivel wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Aww, that?s great! You know, considering you?re a fuckin idiot!
DB
dude, i’m telling you again: quit sitting on your pinky you’ll be able to reach the apostrophe.
btw hspder gets my vote.
nephorm is pretty frickn funny too.
and prof X .[/quote]
My mistake, I copied it from “Toll Booth Willie” lyrics and didn’t take the time to read the post, not b/c of my stinky pinky.
DB
Jackass has a twisted sense of humor.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
swivel wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Aww, that?s great! You know, considering you?re a fuckin idiot!
DB
dude, i’m telling you again: quit sitting on your pinky you’ll be able to reach the apostrophe.
btw hspder gets my vote.
nephorm is pretty frickn funny too.
and prof X .
My mistake, I copied it from “Toll Booth Willie” lyrics and didn’t take the time to read the post, not b/c of my stinky pinky.
DB [/quote]
my friends brother had that disc and i rememeber in sixth grade everyone had that thing memorized like it was terrence and phillip. then 7th grade came and suddenly sex and drugs were more interesting than swearing.