[quote]tveddy wrote:
Miserere wrote:
If you called me a Texan, we’d have to take it outside. I’d rather be called Welsh (not that there’s anything wrong with it).
Texan.
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“Hank, don’t! Alabaster’s a little guy, but he’ll mess you up!”
“No offense, but he’s from Oklahoma.”
[quote]tveddy wrote:
Texan.[/quote]
Cool! Next time you’re in town, call me and we’ll go have a pint outside. I’m a Caffrey’s man*.
(Why, what did you think I meant?)
[quote]Miserere wrote:
tveddy wrote:
Texan.
Cool! Next time you’re in town, call me and we’ll go have a pint outside. I’m a Caffrey’s man*.
(Why, what did you think I meant?)
I just didn’t know what to call someone from massachuesetts. Is it a Massachuesexan.
[quote]consumer wrote:
you guys don’t think Prof X can be hilarious from time to time?
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Prof X is hilarious. I think too many people have had their feelings hurt to nominate him though, he’s just soooo mean.
Also, I think people are too engrossed in this England/Scotland/Ireland/Wales/Texas feud to still be naming funny people. I love when Nationalities clash!
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Maybe if I were Welsh I would get that… :-s
You never heard of welshing on a bet?
I guess we are seperated by a common language. [/quote]
Yeah, I always thought it was welching, but turns out they are so bad for this they got two words!
[quote]tveddy wrote:
I just didn’t know what to call someone from massachuesetts. Is it a Massachuesexan.[/quote]
I often wonder the same thing, seeing as I arrived here in March from the UK. You’re all Yanks to me 
And yes, I do know that would offend anyone from the South.
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Prof X is hilarious. I think too many people have had their feelings hurt to nominate him though, he’s just soooo mean.
Also, I think people are too engrossed in this England/Scotland/Ireland/Wales/Texas feud to still be naming funny people. I love when Nationalities clash![/quote]
I agree, the Prof is very funny. The thing is, he isn’t trying to be funny, and what he says in and of itself isn’t funny, but reading it in the context of a manorexic thread, it’s hilarious.
A bit like a road accident with multiple bodies strewn around could be considered funny. Unless you’re one of the bodies, of course.
Fouts,Heffernan,Sullivan…hands down!-Jules
[quote]tveddy wrote:
Miserere wrote:
tveddy wrote:
Texan.
Cool! Next time you’re in town, call me and we’ll go have a pint outside. I’m a Caffrey’s man*.
(Why, what did you think I meant?)
I just didn’t know what to call someone from massachuesetts. Is it a Massachuesexan.[/quote]
We always called them Massholes in college. Affectionately, of course.
DB
[quote]tveddy wrote:
Miserere wrote:
tveddy wrote:
Texan.
Cool! Next time you’re in town, call me and we’ll go have a pint outside. I’m a Caffrey’s man*.
(Why, what did you think I meant?)
I just didn’t know what to call someone from massachuesetts. Is it a Massachuesexan.[/quote]
theyre called “massholes”
Tim Pheonix
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
We always called them Massholes in college. Affectionately, of course.
DB[/quote]
why you fuckin’ prick. i’ll fuckin’ carlton fisk your fuckin’ head with a louisville-fuckin-slugger. i hope you choke on a bottle cap you fuckin’ son of a fuck!
EAT SHIT !! EAT MY SHIT !!!
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
Miserere wrote:
BASTARD GUY wrote:
Allwin Cosgrove … dig the British humour
He’s not British, he’s Scottish. I’ve sent him this post, so watch your back for the next 61 years. Remember, even if you can’t see All In, he can see you All Out.
Scotland is in Britain numbnut, therefore he will hold a British passport
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People see british people as just the English. Scottish Welsh and Irish dont like being called british.
[quote]consumer wrote:
you guys don’t think Prof X can be hilarious from time to time?
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The hamburger advice still cracks me up.
[quote]swivel wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
We always called them Massholes in college. Affectionately, of course.
DB
why you fuckin’ prick. i’ll fuckin’ carlton fisk your fuckin’ head with a louisville-fuckin-slugger. i hope you choke on a bottle cap you fuckin’ son of a fuck!
EAT SHIT !! EAT MY SHIT !!![/quote]
Let me paraphrase how that really sounds.
"Wah, ya fackin’ prick, Ah’ll fackin’ Cal’tn Fisk yah fackin’ ‘ed wit uh louisvull fackin’ sluggah. Ah hope yah choke on a bahtle cap yah fackin’ sun of a fack!
EAT SHIT!! EAT MAH SHIT !!!"
My contribution,
B.
Lots of guys are funny - sometimes when they don’t mean to be.
Let’s give some credit to the idiots that generate the best threads by accident.
My nominee: eliteballa
[quote]vroom wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Maybe if I were Welsh I would get that… :-s
You never heard of welshing on a bet?
I guess we are seperated by a common language.
Yeah, I always thought it was welching, but turns out they are so bad for this they got two words![/quote]
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
consumer wrote:
you guys don’t think Prof X can be hilarious from time to time?
The hamburger advice still cracks me up.
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lol yes me too. I wish we could get audio of it.
[quote]swivel wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
We always called them Massholes in college. Affectionately, of course.
DB
why you fuckin’ prick. i’ll fuckin’ carlton fisk your fuckin’ head with a louisville-fuckin-slugger. i hope you choke on a bottle cap you fuckin’ son of a fuck!
EAT SHIT !! EAT MY SHIT !!![/quote]
As evidenced by the above, I find swivel to be hilarious… even though he is a Masshole. Don’t worry man, it wasn’t your choice I’m sure.
In no particular order:
1: bastard guy
2: heffernan
3: dollarbill44
4: apayne
5: nephorm
6: cosgrove-the guy with the annoying French accent