From The Earth To The Moon?

Hey, just thought I would let you know that LA is refusing to press charges against my buddy, the hero moonwalker Buzz Aldrin. He blasted this little prick filmmaker after the guy accosted him and started shoving a Bible into Buzz’s face, demanding that Aldrin swear on it that he landed on the Moon. Apparently this guy had pulled similar shit at least three times before. I wish Buzz would have had a stun-gun.