I’d find everyone irritating too if my hairline were receding, so relax.
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[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
A lot of them don’t know who I am and what I can do.
I patiently absorb the information I need about a selected few before I seek them out, and thats when the fun will begin. As long as they’re still posting on the site at that point of course.
The one pot shot retards aren’t worth my time.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
folks take their freaky videos pretty seriously, who knew
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I truly can’t tell if you’re delusional, a troll or just like fucking with people. Whatever it is you’re horribly irritating.
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[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
A lot of them don’t know who I am and what I can do.
I patiently absorb the information I need about a selected few before I seek them out, and thats when the fun will begin. As long as they’re still posting on the site at that point of course.
The one pot shot retards aren’t worth my time.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
folks take their freaky videos pretty seriously, who knew
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I truly can’t tell if you’re delusional, a troll or just like fucking with people. Whatever it is you’re horribly irritating.
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[quote]jMill2 wrote:
ds1973 - You don’t know anything. You really think it would be that easy to make such a shoddy looking craptastic video? Pfffff…
You want to know what the video REALLY is? Trust me, you don’t want to know. It is so insanely horrible that if I were to share the secret with the world, everyone’s head would explode and Obama would declare martial law. But, if you REALLY want to know, all you have to do is call my friend Joe and tell him the keyphrase. In order to get the keyphrase, you have to walk into the middle of Times Square in NY and find a ukranian gentleman by the name of Alexander Bogdan. He will then perform a series of psychological tests on you to make sure you are capable of comprehending the horrendousness of what that video really is. IF you pass, and obtain the keyphrase, Joe will give you directions to my aunt Sally’s house. Go there and have sex with her while her husband watches the food network jerking off to Rachel Ray. Beware she may or may not have herpes. Shoot it in her hair and jump out the window. There waiting for you will be a midget in a cowboy hat. My friend, he will tell you what is truly going in that video…
… As long as you know the secret handshake, that is. I’ll post how to do the secret handshake later, it’s late and I’m getting tired. kthxbye.[/quote]
Before I consider this, please post pics of aunt sally.
So… What is to stop the first person who asked Mr Purple what the answer is to just come here and post the answer? I mean, really, dragging this whole thing out is a little pointless don’t you think TD?
First of all, anyone who doesn’t “get” the second video is an idiot. The first one is equally retarded, but it’s probably a little more biology class oriented than common sense (assuming it even really was part of an animal in the first place), so I won’t hold it against anyone for thinking it’s insane.
Secondly, I refuse to trust any video posted on Youtube that supposedly documents ‘unbelievable’ footage, yet looks like it was shot with one of those briefcase-sized, VHS camcorders from the early '90’s with a smudged lens.
I guess it’s supposed to give an authentic, “3rd world” vibe to these Indian clips - much in the same way every ‘Homemade’ porn you find while surfing the 'net looks like it was shot with the same outdated equipment.
I think it just a little underdeveloped. It doesn’t look THAT close to a human face. If you look at it’s nose it’s sort of developed into a snout. Again I just believe it’s head is underdeveloped.
Why haven’t we discovered this “mutation” in monkeys yet if our genes are ~98% compatible?
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
And part 2 of the second video for you discerning viewers. Clearer, less grainy
What a stroke of luck he has such long (and different coloured) hair on his head. I’d love to see him put on that bandana with those short, thumbless arms too.
I think it just a little underdeveloped. It doesn’t look THAT close to a human face. If you look at it’s nose it’s sort of developed into a snout. Again I just believe it’s head is underdeveloped.
Why haven’t we discovered this “mutation” in monkeys yet if our genes are ~98% compatible?
Question not targeted at you Mike. [/quote]
There is an universal tendency among mankind to conceive all beings like themselves, and to transfer to every object, those qualities, with which they are familiarly acquainted, and of which they are intimately conscious. We find human faces in the moon, armies in the clouds; and by a natural propensity, if not corrected by experience and reflection, ascribe malice or good - will to every thing, that hurts or pleases us.
-David Hume
If you Google ‘pareidolia’, you can do some reading on this phenomenon - apparently, people are hardwired to interpret vague images as specific ones as part of a survival mechanism. It’s believed this is especially common in regards to facial recognition, which explains why some can ‘see’ the Virgin Mary in toenail clippings and what not.
Shit… all these vids have led me to surf around a bit on sites like efukt.com. I just watched a young girl get knocked unconcious because she didn’t want to get naked. Depressing shit, yet I am strangely compelled to watch.
Guys you won’t believe this one! I will pick a random person if you all want the explanation of this. You’ll blow your wad if I tell you!!! [/quote]
I gotta admit the information is overly scary/fucked up. I’m not answering 300 PM’s though.
Guys you won’t believe this one! I will pick a random person if you all want the explanation of this. You’ll blow your wad if I tell you!!! [/quote]
I gotta admit the information is overly scary/fucked up. I’m not answering 300 PM’s though.[/quote]
So just post the answer dipshit! how hard is this to understand?
Its obvious that the vids of ppls heads on the animals r just ppl sticking their heads out from under the table through a hole with a dead animal next to it…SO gay
Guys you won’t believe this one! I will pick a random person if you all want the explanation of this. You’ll blow your wad if I tell you!!! [/quote]
I gotta admit the information is overly scary/fucked up. I’m not answering 300 PM’s though.[/quote]
So just post the answer dipshit! how hard is this to understand?
kthxbye
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Do it or you going to keep getting flooded with PMs
Guys you won’t believe this one! I will pick a random person if you all want the explanation of this. You’ll blow your wad if I tell you!!! [/quote]
I gotta admit the information is overly scary/fucked up. I’m not answering 300 PM’s though.[/quote]
Post the information. Or have a good reason why you can’t.
[quote]Deliverance wrote:
Its obvious that the vids of ppls heads on the animals r just ppl sticking their heads out from under the table through a hole with a dead animal next to it…SO gay[/quote]
