Knoxville, TN â?? Alexander Broughton, 20, was brought to UT Medical Center at about 1:30 AM Saturday in critical condition with a potentially deadly blood alcohol level of .40.
Broughton is a student at University of Tennessee and a member of the Phi Kappa Alpha fraternity. Police paid a visit to the fraternity house on Saturday morning to get some insight into exactly how Broughton had managed to soar to such heights of intoxication. The answer ranks fairly high on the â??ewwwâ?? scale.
When officers arrived, there were several men passed out inside the house and empty bottles of wine were found.
From what police could gather, the party the young men were attending on the previous night had included an activity I can only describe as â??misguided.â?? It apparently involved their giving each other wine enemas by inserting rubber tubing into each otherâ??s brown eyes and pouring away, a practice affectionately known as â??butt-chugging.â?? The science behind it is that the alcohol from the wine is absorbed into the blood stream much faster than if it had entered at the opposite end of the body since it bypasses the liver.
What youâ??re left with is a quick, potent high and presumably, a whole load of feces-tainted, alcohol-reduced wine that you could conceivably serve to the freshman when the night is drawing nigh.
Investigators are currently trying to determine if Broughton had been forced into this activity, or if heâ??d welcomed it.
Heâ??s fine, by the way; back at class, though probably a bit sheepish. The fraternity has been suspended for the time being and will not be in operation for at least 30 days, or until the investigation is complete. They are not allowed to operate during that period.
Really, how fast do you need to get so drunk you can’t do anything except die? I mean you shoot 4 or 5 ounces of some cheap whiskey and have 3 beers and in 15 minutes you’ll be crazy drunk.
And dear God why would a bunch of ostensibly straight guys start doing any stuff with their asses?!?
Really, how fast do you need to get so drunk you can’t do anything except die? I mean you shoot 4 or 5 ounces of some cheap whiskey and have 3 beers and in 15 minutes you’ll be crazy drunk.
And dear God why would a bunch of ostensibly straight guys start doing any stuff with their asses?!?[/quote]
Just like girls putting X or vodka tampons in their pussies.
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You’re so wrong. So damn wrong.
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Once I was dancing at a club and bought a little blow off a dude. Put some on my fingertips and slipped them in my girlfriends teat.
Fuck yea
That night we discovered. That if she put a chain on her ankle and her leg on my shoulder with the chain connected to my collar…she could choke me by extending her leg while I fuck her from behind…
Just like girls putting X or vodka tampons in their pussies.
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You’re so wrong. So damn wrong.
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Once I was dancing at a club and bought a little blow off a dude. Put some on my fingertips and slipped them in my girlfriends teat.
Fuck yea
That night we discovered. That if she put a chain on her ankle and her leg on my shoulder with the chain connected to my collar…she could choke me by extending her leg while I fuck her from behind…
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Smells like bullshit. But thats okay were used to it by now.
Just like girls putting X or vodka tampons in their pussies.
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You’re so wrong. So damn wrong.
[/quote]
Once I was dancing at a club and bought a little blow off a dude. Put some on my fingertips and slipped them in my girlfriends teat.
Fuck yea
That night we discovered. That if she put a chain on her ankle and her leg on my shoulder with the chain connected to my collar…she could choke me by extending her leg while I fuck her from behind…
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Smells like bullshit. But thats okay were used to it by now.
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Or satire?
Maybe you shouldn’t take forum posts so literally bro
You’re a s’not sniffing retard. So it wouldn’t surprise me if you couldn’t.
Just like girls putting X or vodka tampons in their pussies.
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You’re so wrong. So damn wrong.
[/quote]
Once I was dancing at a club and bought a little blow off a dude. Put some on my fingertips and slipped them in my girlfriends teat.
Fuck yea
That night we discovered. That if she put a chain on her ankle and her leg on my shoulder with the chain connected to my collar…she could choke me by extending her leg while I fuck her from behind…
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Smells like bullshit. But thats okay were used to it by now.
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Or satire?
Maybe you shouldn’t take forum posts so literally bro
You’re a s’not sniffing retard. So it wouldn’t surprise me if you couldn’t.[/quote]