Food Quirks?

[quote]debraD wrote:
Eggs must come out of the carton such that it is always balanced, most of the weight is on the outside and the centroid is in the middle, or if there is an uneven number of eggs (which is to be avoided, because it’s just not right) it has to balance as close to the centre as possible.

The next bread slice has to come from an even number of slices in so that there are matching pairs of slices leading up to the missing pieces.

Waffles must have butter in every square (that’s not really a quirk, that’s just good sense)

My obsession with odd/even or needing number patterns or balanced distribution(by weight, colour or pattern) in my meals (ie one egg, two bacon, 3 sausages, 4 pieces of toast) drove my mom crazy growing up. She had to convince me that peas were not whole units and I had to count them by tens because 4 peas was not acceptable for vegetables with dinner.

Before eating Smarties, they must be sorted and arranged like a bar graph in ascending order.

I don’t do this quite as much anymore.[/quote]

I have to eat Skittles, M&Ms, and candy really, in rainbow color order. And I have to get them all down to the same number so I can eat one at a time, again in rainbow order.

[quote]dday wrote:
I love the taste of cottage cheese but after 5-6 bites I always start to think about it being spoiled milk and have to stop or puke.
Pisses my wife off but if the milk is within a day of being expired, stinky or not it’s out, if you’ve ever take a swig of lumpy milk at 3am before you’re probably the same way. For that matter anything on or near it’s expiration date is trash.
I won’t eat a tomato but I like almost anything made with a tomato, sauce, ketsup even stewed tomatoes.
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Ditto on everything. Milk always smells bad to me so I always throw it out on the expiration day. With the tomatoes, I’m the same way with green/red/yellow peppers and mushrooms. We once made a dish without green peppers, because we totally forgot about them, and it was HORRIBLE.

If i snort ecstacy, i gotta have my vics inhaler

Hmm, you guys how have to eat protein then carbs then veggies or whatnot, I think I’m the opposite. I have to ‘make rounds’ around my plates. Some meat, some veggies, drink, repeat. Except I drink a ton whenever I eat, like 4-5 refills at restaurants.

Chips on sandwiches are amazing, still do it today. I love shit crunching in my mouth, but hate when it fucks up the roof of my mouth.

I FUCKING HATE the crusty shit around the top of the milk. WTF is that crap? I take the cap off, hear it, take a sip out of the gallon and feel it. Fuck my shit up BIG TIME.

Oh, at restaurants when you ask for water and it comes with lemon in there, I have to squeeze out the juice, eat the lemon, then toss the peel back into my glass. I also refuse to use a straw. Men don’t use straws.

[quote]dday wrote:
I won’t eat a tomato but I like almost anything made with a tomato, sauce, ketsup even stewed tomatoes.
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Me too with the tomato thing. I also have never, and will never eat coleslaw, but I like cabbage.

I put hummus on almost everything.

I love yogurt, but cannot stand yogurt with chunks of fruit, it makes me gag if I take a big spoonful and dont realize there chunks in it.

My favorite icecream is strawberry, but I can never get it because there is almost ALWAYS chunks in it, which makes me gag.

I fucking hate potatoe chips, fucking all kinds I hate them all equally

[quote]Devilhunter187 wrote:
cheese in block form is awesome. cheese that comes in slices or melted cheese is disssssgusting[/quote]

I also find most sliced cheese disgusting but some of its good, I also only eat it cold if its warm i don’t like it.

i have the egg carton balance thing also…

and i HATE cooked onions cuz there soggy and stuff… ugh.
except on burgers, and in actuallity i LOVE raw onions on stuff.

oh and with chips, only regular or doritos or stuff like sunchips etc
NEVER salt and vinegar. makes me wanna gag

i CANNOT eat caramelized onions, i had a prime rib sandwich with 'em once and ended up getting a really bad viral infection in my stomach and dropped down to 150ibs, hospital, very “intrusive” tests . i know its not the onion’s fault but the smell of them makes me gag… still love prime rib though LMAO

I hate shitty customer service when going out to eat.

Maximus: pasta with homemade sauce then figs and coffee for dessert swoon

Jereth127: onions sure do taste better deep fried!

crimson_lily: I’d be happy to have never known that nato exists ick!

imhungry: I’m going to start watching if other people eat in a certain order :slight_smile:

WolBarret: is your friend on methadone? :slight_smile:

montez is hott stuff!

Devilhunter187: I don’t like processed cheese at all

debraD: it’s her attention to detail that helps her take great pics! :slight_smile:

Grneyes: what happened at Halloween when you were a kid?

spyoptic: what about when you snort coke?

Stuntman Mike: I miss blowing bubbles in milk with a straw!

DocL: I think hummus would be good on almost everything!

Tyrant: Cheap strawberry ice cream doesn’t have chunks

trav123456: you are the first person I’ve heard of that doesn’t like potato chips

JoabSonOfZeruiah: I never thought about warm vs. cold cheese slices

strongaaron15: cooked yellow onions reminds me of an ex, is that weird or a quirk?

waylo: yea, I don’t think a little bug would make me stop eating Prime Rib!!

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I have a friend who sweats while he eats. I wouldn’t call it quirk per say. More of a obesity problem.[/quote]

I heat up too while eating, in summer more likely than not i’d start to sweat if not in a/c.

I also normally get more hungrier once i start eating.

And i also like to smell everything i eat.

[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
Hmm, you guys how have to eat protein then carbs then veggies or whatnot, I think I’m the opposite. I have to ‘make rounds’ around my plates. Some meat, some veggies, drink, repeat.

I also refuse to use a straw. Men don’t use straws.[/quote]

I do the exact same, except my last bite always has to be a piece of meat. I also try to eat my veggies early on because as I’m getting full, I’m less inclined to eat them.

Ditto on the straws. Whenever I go out, I hold onto my straw so I can use it to mix my drink, but I always fold it over the edge of the glass and hold it there.

My quirk: whenever I eat ribs or chicken wings, I only touch my food with my left hand. My right hand always stays clean so I can use my fork/spoon and grab my drink without getting them dirty.

[quote]montez wrote:
I have to put salsa or hot sauce on everything I eat or I won’t enjoy it.
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I do the same except with Tabasco or Frank’s Red Sauce.

Sorry for the triple post, but I thought up of one more:

If I have the option to eat something as is or spicy, I will almost always go with spicy.

When I eat any sort of sandwich, I always eat around the edges to first and then work my way into the middle. You know, the logical way to eat a sandwich.