Foar Everywun Frum Boxxy

[quote]orion wrote:
For anyone who should be so desperately out of touch with the most pressing problems of our times as to not know who Boxxy is:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Boxxy[/quote]

Holy shit. As if the video wasn’t bad enough. It’s like cancer invaded my computer screen. Train wreck of massive proportions, but somehow I can’t stop surfing that site. I just wasted an hour there. FML.

Damn you for linking that!

I’dbealllikesuckitbitch! and she’d be alllike “boxxy + your dick = yummmmmmmm1!!1111”

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

Hey, if I ran the world, things would be different. Pancakes for all. Gas chambers for those who oppose my views.[/quote]

could I still enjoy waffles as long as I like pancakes more?

[quote]Aragorn wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
For anyone who should be so desperately out of touch with the most pressing problems of our times as to not know who Boxxy is:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Boxxy[/quote]

Holy shit. As if the video wasn’t bad enough. It’s like cancer invaded my computer screen. Train wreck of massive proportions, but somehow I can’t stop surfing that site. I just wasted an hour there. FML.

Damn you for linking that![/quote]

ha ha, the internet wins again.

It is a cancer, don’t ever go back man. It isn’t a good place

[quote]Aragorn wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

Hey, if I ran the world, things would be different. Pancakes for all. Gas chambers for those who oppose my views.[/quote]

could I still enjoy waffles as long as I like pancakes more?[/quote]

I’ll have my Security Force break into your house, tie you up, severely beat you, and then set your house on fire. And then I’ll say that it was caused because your Toaster flared up as you were making Waffles.

You’d live a lot longer if you ate pancakes.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Why is being called a fag cool? Back in my day, that was an insult and fights would happen. You don’t accept it and brag about. Everyone born after 1986 are fucking losers.[/quote]

i don’t think it was a compliment. i think its like how you would diss a group you used to belong to after you realize they werent cool…ya kno, like using the name people used against you to describe the group still doing it.
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I used to be part of the Black Justice League, but was kicked out by Prof.X. So I’m supposed to say “I used to be a BJL Fag?”

Is that right? [/quote]

no like

if you’re a skater, skaterfag is common. If you “evolve” beyond skating on to something completely different lke A and F or prep shit you’d probably refer to skaters as skaterfags. [/quote]

Thanks Rockula. You re-affirmed my hatred for people born after 86 and current society. “Newfag” “Gaiafags” “Skaterfag”. Fucking Dumbasses.

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oh, anytime I can spread hate I’m all for it. I too hate those born ater 86 and those born before that year as well. I mean, if it wasn’t for old folks like you either A) not killing us when we were young or B) using condoms we wouldnt be around. Its fine to hate us, but whose fault is it that we are still here?[/quote]

Hey, if I ran the world, things would be different. Pancakes for all. Gas chambers for those who oppose my views.[/quote]

I like how you think. If you ever feel the need to start a Black Legion of Doom let me know.

extends handshake[/quote]

You read my mind. I’ll find Prof.X’s Kryptonite. And when I do, the Black Justice League is finished.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Why is being called a fag cool? Back in my day, that was an insult and fights would happen. You don’t accept it and brag about. Everyone born after 1986 are fucking losers.[/quote]

i don’t think it was a compliment. i think its like how you would diss a group you used to belong to after you realize they werent cool…ya kno, like using the name people used against you to describe the group still doing it.
[/quote]

I used to be part of the Black Justice League, but was kicked out by Prof.X. So I’m supposed to say “I used to be a BJL Fag?”

Is that right? [/quote]

no like

if you’re a skater, skaterfag is common. If you “evolve” beyond skating on to something completely different lke A and F or prep shit you’d probably refer to skaters as skaterfags. [/quote]

Thanks Rockula. You re-affirmed my hatred for people born after 86 and current society. “Newfag” “Gaiafags” “Skaterfag”. Fucking Dumbasses.

[/quote]
oh, anytime I can spread hate I’m all for it. I too hate those born ater 86 and those born before that year as well. I mean, if it wasn’t for old folks like you either A) not killing us when we were young or B) using condoms we wouldnt be around. Its fine to hate us, but whose fault is it that we are still here?[/quote]

Hey, if I ran the world, things would be different. Pancakes for all. Gas chambers for those who oppose my views.[/quote]

I like how you think. If you ever feel the need to start a Black Legion of Doom let me know.

extends handshake[/quote]

You read my mind. I’ll find Prof.X’s Kryptonite. And when I do, the Black Justice League is finished.[/quote]

Again Wol, I am ahead in planning The Black Justice League’s downfall. I know his weakness, as it is my own. We need to find a white female with a small waist and a big booty. This, indeed will distract them long enough to cause their demise.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Why is being called a fag cool? Back in my day, that was an insult and fights would happen. You don’t accept it and brag about. Everyone born after 1986 are fucking losers.[/quote]

i don’t think it was a compliment. i think its like how you would diss a group you used to belong to after you realize they werent cool…ya kno, like using the name people used against you to describe the group still doing it.
[/quote]

I used to be part of the Black Justice League, but was kicked out by Prof.X. So I’m supposed to say “I used to be a BJL Fag?”

Is that right? [/quote]

no like

if you’re a skater, skaterfag is common. If you “evolve” beyond skating on to something completely different lke A and F or prep shit you’d probably refer to skaters as skaterfags. [/quote]

Thanks Rockula. You re-affirmed my hatred for people born after 86 and current society. “Newfag” “Gaiafags” “Skaterfag”. Fucking Dumbasses.

[/quote]
oh, anytime I can spread hate I’m all for it. I too hate those born ater 86 and those born before that year as well. I mean, if it wasn’t for old folks like you either A) not killing us when we were young or B) using condoms we wouldnt be around. Its fine to hate us, but whose fault is it that we are still here?[/quote]

Hey, if I ran the world, things would be different. Pancakes for all. Gas chambers for those who oppose my views.[/quote]

I like how you think. If you ever feel the need to start a Black Legion of Doom let me know.

extends handshake[/quote]

You read my mind. I’ll find Prof.X’s Kryptonite. And when I do, the Black Justice League is finished.[/quote]

Again Wol, I am ahead in planning The Black Justice League’s downfall. I know his weakness, as it is my own. We need to find a white female with a small waist and a big booty. This, indeed will distract them long enough to cause their demise.
[/quote]

That’s every black man’s kryptonite. And I already know who to use: DebraD. We brainwash her, send her in, and she beats all of them. And I’ll have my revenge.

Shit is so lame. Why are people so into her? You would have to be brain dead to like that.

[quote]Genocide_General wrote:
Shit is so lame. Why are people so into her? You would have to be brain dead to like that.[/quote]
You just described about 90 percent of the internet-forum-community (among others).

There’s your answer…

No one show Sick Abs this video, he might combust.

I could hardly read the explanation of her in that link. And i’m sorry to the person whose girl talks like this. I hope she cooks and beds well, cause that is NOT something worth putting up with, IMO.

Good thing I don’t have sound on this rig. The visuals are bad enough, though.

[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
Good thing I don’t have sound on this rig. The visuals are bad enough, though.
[/quote]

Don’t watch it with sound it becomes even gayer and your ears may bleed.

adapted for T-Nation:

[quote]I like Boxxy, and here’s why. I’m not postpubescent (over 25), I have a girlfriend, and I don’t fantasize about her. I like her because she is the antidote, the antithesis, the hemlock in the cup to Internet Tough Guyism.

I was surprised to see that, for all its posturing, T-Nation really does hold one thing sacred: its “bad muthafucka” image of itself. T-Nation really believes that it’s badass masculinity personified. And, before, there were very few ways to disrupt this image, to give it a good hard kick in the shins.

And then Boxxy came along. Boxxy love is everything T-Nation hates - passive, gentle, adorable, sweet. It gives without asking, it loves without asking in return. Instead of being aggressively faux-adult, it’s happily faux-childlike.

As a result, Boxxy turned into the most successful way to troll T-Nation ever devised. It actually makes tough-guy meatheads squeal, because it hits them where it hurts - in their image of themselves. The only way to maintain the illusion of being tough, scary guys is to reject everything that Boxxy represents.[/quote]

it already happened! the count trolled you all with happily faux-childlike Boxxy!

[quote]orion wrote:
For anyone who should be so desperately out of touch with the most pressing problems of our times as to not know who Boxxy is:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Boxxy[/quote]

That was entirely incomprehensible. I have no idea what 99% of the shit on that site means. And that makes me happy with my life.

Hey Wol, if that’s you in your avatar, you sure got skinny and white.

I don’t consider myself a /b/tard, but I’m over the whole Boxxy thing.

Protip: To find the end of the internet, go to Encyclopedia Dramatica and type in ‘offended’.

It’s extrememly NSFW, for a variety of reasons.

I dare you.

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
Protip: To find the end of the internet, go to Encyclopedia Dramatica and type in ‘offended’.

It’s extrememly NSFW, for a variety of reasons.

I dare you.[/quote]

No way! It’s probably some event horizon-type shit… isn’t it?

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
I don’t consider myself a /b/tard, but I’m over the whole Boxxy thing.

Protip: To find the end of the internet, go to Encyclopedia Dramatica and type in ‘offended’.

It’s extrememly NSFW, for a variety of reasons.

I dare you.[/quote]

I scrolled through the entire thing. Damn, I’m way too desensitized.

Is it wrong that the only stuff that bothered me was the animals?