Flirting at the Gym

[quote]ukrainian wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Digity wrote:
I had a girl at the counter flirt with me, but she came on waaay too strong and it was a turn off. She kept flirting with me as the days went by, but I was unresponsive. She just seemed a bit desperate or something…anyway, this thread is great for pumping up our egos. :slight_smile:

She came on to strong?

Homo.

I wish a girl came on to me strongly. Hell, I would be all over it.[/quote]

If I was more attracted to her it wouldn’t have bothered me. To be honest, even if she didn’t come on strong she wasn’t really my type…so I’m not sure it really would have went anywhere, regardless.

[quote]pch2 wrote:
A guy held the bar for me while I loaded it this morning. I thought it was a pretty good opening. It was helpful, yet not condescending.

What’s QFT?[/quote]

Quite Fucking True.

[quote]Digity wrote:
ukrainian wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Digity wrote:
I had a girl at the counter flirt with me, but she came on waaay too strong and it was a turn off. She kept flirting with me as the days went by, but I was unresponsive. She just seemed a bit desperate or something…anyway, this thread is great for pumping up our egos. :slight_smile:

She came on to strong?

Homo.

I wish a girl came on to me strongly. Hell, I would be all over it.

If I was more attracted to her it wouldn’t have bothered me. To be honest, even if she didn’t come on strong she wasn’t really my type…so I’m not sure it really would have went anywhere, regardless.[/quote]

Well, you read into this differently than I would have because, simply, I barely ever get hit on; therefore, I am would probably take any chance I can get.

The cougars annoy me, especially the super aggressive, leathery skinned, halfway naked variety who do head to grass lat pulldowns and dick around with the 2.5# dbs.

[quote]pachell wrote:
The cougars annoy me, especially the super aggressive, leathery skinned, halfway naked variety who do head to grass lat pulldowns and dick around with the 2.5# dbs.[/quote]

Just curious - are you annoyed because they hit on you or just their mere presence? I would prefer to be considered a MILF (although I’ve never reproduced) than a cougar. Kitten is good.

[quote]Geminspector wrote:

Just curious - are you annoyed because they hit on you or just their mere presence? I would prefer to be considered a MILF (although I’ve never reproduced) than a cougar. Kitten is good.

[/quote]

MILF’s rock…

No kids? You can simply be a WILF.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I prefer that over politenesses like the door-opening or bag-carrying offer[/quote]

Any attractive woman that enters my gym is instantly informed that should she ever (EVER) need her bag carried or a door opened, I can and will be there to help with said bag carrying and/or door opening…her dry or sweaty hand is then kissed and she receives a bow as I step out of her way on the track.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

Woo hoo. Quick, go smoke a cigarette and take a shot, makes for a good time.[/quote]

Pinch of snuff was always great as I exited the blood donor room at work.

[quote]Polish Rifle wrote:
Geminspector wrote:

Just curious - are you annoyed because they hit on you or just their mere presence? I would prefer to be considered a MILF (although I’ve never reproduced) than a cougar. Kitten is good.

MILF’s rock…

No kids? You can simply be a WILF.

[/quote]

OK, I’ll bite - what’s a WILF?

[quote]Geminspector wrote:

MILF’s rock…

No kids? You can simply be a WILF.

OK, I’ll bite - what’s a WILF?

[/quote]

A women I’d like to… Well, you know the rest.

:slight_smile:

[quote]Makavali wrote:
pch2 wrote:
A guy held the bar for me while I loaded it this morning. I thought it was a pretty good opening. It was helpful, yet not condescending.

What’s QFT?

Quite Fucking True.[/quote]

The first time I read it I thought it meant Quit Fucking Talking

Whew, Thanks.
I was hoping it wasn’t something like Wombat or Water Buffalo…

[quote]Geminspector wrote:
Whew, Thanks.
I was hoping it wasn’t something like Wombat or Water Buffalo…[/quote]

You didn’t strike me as a large, furry mammal my dear.

Your post brings back a classic line from Fletch:

“Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a Water Buffalo.”

[quote]jchenky wrote:
nephorm wrote:
jchenky wrote:
I’ve had a guy kiss my hand at the gym. SICK… I thought he was an idiot

I was just trying to be a gentleman!

You kissed my sweaty hand

[/quote]

Tell me you didn’t like that little lick I gave it at the end.

[quote]Regular Gonzalez wrote:
Makavali wrote:
pch2 wrote:
A guy held the bar for me while I loaded it this morning. I thought it was a pretty good opening. It was helpful, yet not condescending.

What’s QFT?

Quite Fucking True.

The first time I read it I thought it meant Quit Fucking Talking
[/quote]

As I understand it, it originally signified that the quote preserved the earlier comments of a poster, thereby preventing said poster from editing the post and denying what he wrote.

However, the usage has evolved to encompass quoting a post that is held to be particularly relevant, useful, or insightful, and indicating agreement with the comment even if the quoter has no additional information or perspective to add.

[quote]nephorm wrote:
Regular Gonzalez wrote:
Makavali wrote:
pch2 wrote:
A guy held the bar for me while I loaded it this morning. I thought it was a pretty good opening. It was helpful, yet not condescending.

What’s QFT?

Quite Fucking True.

The first time I read it I thought it meant Quit Fucking Talking

As I understand it, it originally signified that the quote preserved the earlier comments of a poster, thereby preventing said poster from editing the post and denying what he wrote.

However, the usage has evolved to encompass quoting a post that is held to be particularly relevant, useful, or insightful, and indicating agreement with the comment even if the quoter has no additional information or perspective to add.[/quote]

QFT

[quote]jchenky wrote:
I’ve had a guy kiss my hand at the gym. SICK… I thought he was an idiot
[/quote]

Seriously, though… if you are as gorgeous as your avatar indicates, you should not be surprised if men do stupid things around you.

Not that you “deserve” what they do - but you should expect that (perhaps) otherwise intelligent men will stumble over their words, or become more socially awkward than normal in your presence.

Just take it as a compliment.

[quote]Polish Rifle wrote:
Geminspector wrote:
Whew, Thanks.
I was hoping it wasn’t something like Wombat or Water Buffalo…

You didn’t strike me as a large, furry mammal my dear.

Your post brings back a classic line from Fletch:

“Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a Water Buffalo.”

[/quote]
Fletch! LOL And, Fred Flintstone was Grand Poobah of the Loyal Order of Water Buffalo.

[quote]ukrainian wrote:
Digity wrote:
ukrainian wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Digity wrote:
I had a girl at the counter flirt with me, but she came on waaay too strong and it was a turn off. She kept flirting with me as the days went by, but I was unresponsive. She just seemed a bit desperate or something…anyway, this thread is great for pumping up our egos. :slight_smile:

She came on to strong?

Homo.

I wish a girl came on to me strongly. Hell, I would be all over it.

If I was more attracted to her it wouldn’t have bothered me. To be honest, even if she didn’t come on strong she wasn’t really my type…so I’m not sure it really would have went anywhere, regardless.

Well, you read into this differently than I would have because, simply, I barely ever get hit on; therefore, I am would probably take any chance I can get.
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Next time something like that happens I do plan to hang out with the girl. My goal would just to be friends with her and maybe meet some of her friends. I seriously need more girl friends in my life…spending too much time with guys doing guy stuff, which makes it more difficult to meet women.

The vast majority of guys probably don’t get hit on…if you sit around waiting for a girl to make a move you’ll probably wait forever. Just because you’re not getting hit on or whatever…I wouldn’t take it too personally.

[quote]Geminspector wrote:
Polish Rifle wrote:
Geminspector wrote:
Whew, Thanks.
I was hoping it wasn’t something like Wombat or Water Buffalo…

You didn’t strike me as a large, furry mammal my dear.

Your post brings back a classic line from Fletch:

“Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a Water Buffalo.”

Fletch! LOL And, Fred Flintstone was Grand Poobah of the Loyal Order of Water Buffalo.

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