I go to a high school gym.
That’s all that needs to be said.
[quote]CPerfringens wrote:
The gym I went to this winter was a college gym where most boys training where younger (~18) than me (I’m 22) and certainly not built as much as I am. They had lean physique though.
When I was alone with any boy in the locker room, I enjoyed starring at them until they felt really uncomfortable! Their eyes started to look like they were preys! They would pack their stuff and run out of the locker so fast it was hilarious.
I feel like it was implicit power abuse, still funny when I think about it though[/quote]
What. The. Fuck.
What the fuck am I even supposed to talk to a girl about at the gym? Her thoughts on accommodating resistance? Her majestic posterior chain?
[quote]jchenky wrote:
I’ve had a guy kiss my hand at the gym. SICK… I thought he was an idiot[/quote]
Try hitting him.
With a sack o’ fruit.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
Renton wrote:
Yeah too true. Duke - watch out for Makavali!
There’s more distance between me and him than you and him. I think he should watch out for you, ya dirty whore![/quote]
Talk about continental drift! England is closer to Aus than NZ now?
All my ancestors came from England on convict ships, wasn’t a quick trip.
[quote]Duke wrote:
Talk about continental drift! England is closer to Aus than NZ now?
All my ancestors came from England on convict ships, wasn’t a quick trip.[/quote]
I’m just really lazy. Even if you paid for a flight and had me driven to all destinations, I’d much rather just go to the garage and lift heavy stuff.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
With a sack o’ fruit.[/quote]
Again, I recommend Sweet Valencia Oranges.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
Duke wrote:
Talk about continental drift! England is closer to Aus than NZ now?
All my ancestors came from England on convict ships, wasn’t a quick trip.
I’m just really lazy. Even if you paid for a flight and had me driven to all destinations, I’d much rather just go to the garage and lift heavy stuff.[/quote]
Heh heh, don’t know what you’re missing mate.
Should come and visit some time. Quick trip, nothing like England at all 
[quote]Duke wrote:
Heh heh, don’t know what you’re missing mate.
Should come and visit some time. Quick trip, nothing like England at all :)[/quote]
Last time I was in Australia, two of your whorish women tricked me into a threesome.
Hmm…
(buys ticket, then proceeds to get slapped around the head by GF)
[quote]BodyBldgBabe wrote:
If youre interested in someone from your gym address her outside in the parking lot.
If you see her headed for the door politely ask her if you can carry her gym bag or get the door for her.
Lots of ways to be a gentleman and no one has to know your trying to pick up on the girl. [/quote]
That’s more my style 3B - gentlemanly - old school.
I don’t try to pick up anyone, just being polite and the ladies seem to really appreciate it.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
Duke wrote:
Heh heh, don’t know what you’re missing mate.
Should come and visit some time. Quick trip, nothing like England at all
Last time I was in Australia, two of your whorish women tricked me into a threesome.
Hmm…
(buys ticket, then proceeds to get slapped around the head by GF)[/quote]
Kiwi threesome?
[quote]Duke wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Duke wrote:
Heh heh, don’t know what you’re missing mate.
Should come and visit some time. Quick trip, nothing like England at all
Last time I was in Australia, two of your whorish women tricked me into a threesome.
Hmm…
(buys ticket, then proceeds to get slapped around the head by GF)
British threesome?[/quote]
[quote]jchenky wrote:
Digity wrote:
jchenky wrote:
I’ve had a guy kiss my hand at the gym. SICK… I thought he was an idiot
Haha…that’s messed up.
Yes i know… i didin’t understand …ever since then he thinks its funny to get in my way while i’m on the track… irritation
[/quote]
Are you giving him signals that you’re not interested? I suspect you are…in that case, this guy just doesn’t know how to take a clue. Man, I feel bad for you…maybe you just have to be blunt with him.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
When I see a girl I like at the gym, I just point to her and say, “Tonight. You.”
[/quote]
Ha! Maybe back in the cavemen days…now it’s a lot more complicated. 
[quote]Digity wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
When I see a girl I like at the gym, I just point to her and say, “Tonight. You.”
Ha! Maybe back in the cavemen days…now it’s a lot more complicated. :P[/quote]
And that’s why I carry a club as a backup. If my obvious charm doesn’t work, then I truly go caveman on them.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Digity wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
When I see a girl I like at the gym, I just point to her and say, “Tonight. You.”
Ha! Maybe back in the cavemen days…now it’s a lot more complicated.
And that’s why I carry a club as a backup. If my obvious charm doesn’t work, then I truly go caveman on them. :)[/quote]
Fuck charm…just cut to the caveman shit.
[quote]Digity wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Digity wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
When I see a girl I like at the gym, I just point to her and say, “Tonight. You.”
Ha! Maybe back in the cavemen days…now it’s a lot more complicated.
And that’s why I carry a club as a backup. If my obvious charm doesn’t work, then I truly go caveman on them.
Fuck charm…just cut to the caveman shit.[/quote]
Considering my current success rate, I may have to anyway.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Considering my current success rate, I may have to anyway.[/quote]
Oh…crap.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Considering my current success rate, I may have to anyway.
Oh…crap.[/quote]
Oh yes. Be afraid. Be very afraid.