Flip the Wish

[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
chewie wrote:
lawsonsamuels wrote:

I wish I could do the iron cross.

Granted–but you are missing both your legs so your efforts for such strength is in vain because none are impressed.

I wish for the ability to travel in time without any repercussions to the present or future.

[/quote]

Granted. But being able to traven in time has NO consequences, reprecussions or anything. It just doesnt matter at all and no one is impressed.

I wish I had a box of infinite storage space, that holds only that which I want it to hold, which does not include myself, the whole world as an entity or all my loved ones.

[quote]ToShinDo wrote:
I wish the guy playing Superman wasn’t such a girly-man.

[/quote]

Granted. An actor is found that has the perfect physique and the acting skills of Newman and Redford combined. Part of his demands are that he be able to choose any person as his personal sex slave for forced anal rape. He thinks you’re cute.

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
ToShinDo wrote:
I wish the guy playing Superman wasn’t such a girly-man.

Granted. An actor is found that has the perfect physique and the acting skills of Newman and Redford combined. Part of his demands are that he be able to choose any person as his personal sex slave for forced anal rape. He thinks you’re cute.

[/quote]

I’ll just assume do to your lack of wish that it is embedded in that paragraph, you want to be the superman?

Granted, but in your efforts to anal rape him he has already rammed kryptonite up his ass, following insertion and you feeling a burning sensation akin to genital herpes, he performs the “bend and snap”.

What good is superman without a cock?

He nows weres it as his pride around his neck.

I wish I could read minds, and have social dominance over ANY situation, I could make bush blow up the french if need be.

[quote]X-Factor wrote:

I wish I could read minds, and have social dominance over ANY situation, I could make bush blow up the french if need be.

[/quote]

Granted, but now you hear everything being thought all over the world, including Michael Jackson’s masterbatory sessions.

I wish my life didn’t suck so badly.

[quote]X-Factor wrote:

I’ll just assume do to your lack of wish that it is embedded in that paragraph, you want to be the superman?

Granted, but in your efforts to anal rape him he has already rammed kryptonite up his ass, following insertion and you feeling a burning sensation akin to genital herpes, he performs the “bend and snap”.

What good is superman without a cock?

He nows weres it as his pride around his neck.

I wish I could read minds, and have social dominance over ANY situation, I could make bush blow up the french if need be.

[/quote]

First sir, you are a bastard, truly.
Well played. I forgot to make a wish, won’t make that mistake again.

As to your wish…
Granted. Your mind reading and dominance leads to much hatred and harsh feelings towards you. Soon all you encounter are people who wish you dead. The overwhelming wave of negativity coming at you all the time pushes you to the point where, like Johnny Depp, you flee America for France. Only then do you remember you had asked GW to blow the whole place up.

I wish i could wish.

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:

First sir, you are a bastard, truly.
Well played. I forgot to make a wish, won’t make that mistake again.

As to your wish…
Granted. Your mind reading and dominance leads to much hatred and harsh feelings towards you. Soon all you encounter are people who wish you dead. The overwhelming wave of negativity coming at you all the time pushes you to the point where, like Johnny Depp, you flee America for France. Only then do you remember you had asked GW to blow the whole place up.

I wish i could wish.[/quote]

Granted.

Your every thought is now an instantly granted wish:

“I don’t want to go to work today.” -BAM, your car breaks down and all communication with the world is cut off for the day. The problem is, your boss told you that if you pulled another no-show, you would be fired.

“Man, I’d like an infinite supply of money because I don’t have a job anymore.” BAM, infinite supply of money. But everyone else in the world now has this so it doesn’t do a bit of good (inflation).

You’re seeing the pattern, right?

I wish…I had a job that I enjoyed doing and that I got paid a large amount of (usable) money for.

[quote]
I wish…I had a job that I enjoyed doing and that I got paid a large amount of (usable) money for.[/quote]

Granted. You wind up working for a stable that breeds prize race horses, and your job is to help ‘stud’ them, using only your mouth. You find that you enjoy being awash in semen, and the pay is fantastic.

I wish I could have consequence free sex with any woman I choose any time I want.

[quote]Frank Castle wrote:
I wish I could have consequence free sex with any woman I choose any time I want.[/quote]

Granted, unfortunately you now suffer from irreversible ED.

I wish I had 5 million dollars.

[quote]SprinterOne wrote:
Frank Castle wrote:
I wish I could have consequence free sex with any woman I choose any time I want.

Granted, unfortunately you now suffer from irreversible ED.

I wish I had 5 million dollars.

[/quote]

granted, you are stranded on a desert island with no where to spend it.

I wish I had goku’s powers…

[quote]Trogdor wrote:

granted, you are stranded on a desert island with no where to spend it.

I wish I had goku’s powers…
[/quote]

Granted. But everything you do takes 20 Eipsodes and your throat gets tried from all the yelling. Plus Vegeta butt rapes you.

I wish I had a beefy arm growing out of my neck and had the ability to BURNINATE!

[quote]DtotheG wrote:

I wish I had a beefy arm growing out of my neck and had the ability to BURNINATE![/quote]

Granted. Your arm takes to fisting men named Nate, who have STD’s, and oh, how it burns.

I wish dorito’s and beer were health foods. Wait, I wish all health foods taste like junk food. Pizza flavored lima beans, yum yum.

[quote]Muppet wrote:
I wish I had a box of infinite storage space, that holds only that which I want it to hold, which does not include myself, the whole world as an entity or all my loved ones.

[/quote]
Granted–but you have a incredibly bad memory and forgot where you put it and as a result it falls into the hands of a sinister mind who uses it to hide his entire crime syndicate.

I wish for, the strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.

[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
I wish for, the strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
[/quote]

Granted, but you only have 10 minutes to live.

I wish I had the power to make wishes come true.

[quote]DtotheG wrote:
Trogdor wrote:

granted, you are stranded on a desert island with no where to spend it.

I wish I had goku’s powers…

Granted. But everything you do takes 20 Eipsodes and your throat gets tried from all the yelling. Plus Vegeta butt rapes you.

I wish I had a beefy arm growing out of my neck and had the ability to BURNINATE![/quote]

granted, but you are the crappily drawn 1st version.

i wish more people knew what the hell he and i were referring to