First White Man to Eat Fried Chicken Loved It

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[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
What the fuck do white people eat? Potluck, cheese, wine, souls? Let me know. These chicken threads can go on for years, but there isn’t a single “White people eat blank” threads.[/quote]

White people eat everything. Since we don’t focus out digestive tracts on any specific foodstuffs, we can’t be pinned down on such things like may other cultures can. Hell I’m not even sure if “white people” IS a culture or whatever.

Blacks - Watermelons, Fried Chicken, Grape drink.

Mexicans - Burritos, Hot peppers

Irish - Potatoes, Beer

Italians - Meatballs, Raviolis, Spagetti

Indians (dot not feather) - Curry

Jews - Hummus, pickles

Oriental - raw fish, rice, seaweed, dogs & cats

Russians - Vodka, potatoes

Polish - Cabbage, Kilbasa

Aussie - Alligator

White People - Cheesburger? Hot dogs? All you can eat buffets? Buffalo Wings?

Ninja Turtles - Pizza

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The fuck ever, there’s a food that white people eat. Land?

White people eat land. They’ll eat their land and your land. [/quote]

Well old White men are rumored to eat babies. I could actualy believe that. I mean hell imagine how tender that would be.

V[/quote]

Souls and Babies.

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Damn I’d been training for this and hoped to be the first, but have been beaten to the punch. Plan B, cool aid.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
What the fuck do white people eat? Potluck, cheese, wine, souls? Let me know. These chicken threads can go on for years, but there isn’t a single “White people eat blank” threads.[/quote]

White people eat everything. Since we don’t focus out digestive tracts on any specific foodstuffs, we can’t be pinned down on such things like may other cultures can. Hell I’m not even sure if “white people” IS a culture or whatever.

Blacks - Watermelons, Fried Chicken, Grape drink.

Mexicans - Burritos, Hot peppers

Irish - Potatoes, Beer

Italians - Meatballs, Raviolis, Spagetti

Indians (dot not feather) - Curry

Jews - Hummus, pickles

Oriental - raw fish, rice, seaweed, dogs & cats

Russians - Vodka, potatoes

Polish - Cabbage, Kilbasa

Aussie - Alligator

White People - Cheesburger? Hot dogs? All you can eat buffets? Buffalo Wings?

Ninja Turtles - Pizza

V[/quote]

The fuck ever, there’s a food that white people eat. Land?

White people eat land. They’ll eat their land and your land. [/quote]

Well old White men are rumored to eat babies. I could actualy believe that. I mean hell imagine how tender that would be.

V[/quote]

Souls and Babies. [/quote]

With white bread and mayo… Geez. As a white Canadian, I also use maple syrup and ketchup on everything.

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I eat the white people

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I eat the white people[/quote]

My hero.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I eat the white people[/quote]

Are you aware that TC in his latest article talks about vampires and sparkly dildo’s? I read it just to see if you commented lol.

And this will always be the Colonel to me.

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[quote]bond james bond wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I eat the white people[/quote]

Are you aware that TC in his latest article talks about vampires and sparkly dildo’s? I read it just to see if you commented lol.

And this will always be the Colonel to me.

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I read it, yeah. I still don’t know what to make of it though.

Puzzled…let me eat another white person and think about it some more.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I eat the white people[/quote]

My hero.[/quote]

I’m taking them out one at a time, bro. You have your way of fighting them…I just eat them.

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eating babies would fall under the new Greenface diet plan and thus is approved by T-Nation.

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How can white people eat anything when they don’t have any lips?

x2 on the souls thing

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
What the fuck do white people eat? Potluck, cheese, wine, souls? Let me know. These chicken threads can go on for years, but there isn’t a single “White people eat blank” threads.[/quote]

White people eat everything. Since we don’t focus out digestive tracts on any specific foodstuffs, we can’t be pinned down on such things like may other cultures can. Hell I’m not even sure if “white people” IS a culture or whatever.

Blacks - Watermelons, Fried Chicken, Grape drink.

Mexicans - Burritos, Hot peppers

Irish - Potatoes, Beer

Italians - Meatballs, Raviolis, Spagetti

Indians (dot not feather) - Curry

Jews - Hummus, pickles

Oriental - raw fish, rice, seaweed, dogs & cats

Russians - Vodka, potatoes

Polish - Cabbage, Kilbasa

Aussie - Alligator

White People - Cheesburger? Hot dogs? All you can eat buffets? Buffalo Wings?

Ninja Turtles - Pizza

V[/quote]

The fuck ever, there’s a food that white people eat. Land?

White people eat land. They’ll eat their land and your land. [/quote]

Yeah, I always got hungry when they said, “This land was made for you and me.”

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[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
How can white people eat anything when they don’t have any lips?

x2 on the souls thing[/quote]

Speak for yourself, I got a lower lip so big I look like a neanderthal.

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[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
What the fuck do white people eat? Potluck, cheese, wine, souls? Let me know. These chicken threads can go on for years, but there isn’t a single “White people eat blank” threads.[/quote]

White people eat everything. Since we don’t focus out digestive tracts on any specific foodstuffs, we can’t be pinned down on such things like may other cultures can. Hell I’m not even sure if “white people” IS a culture or whatever.

Blacks - Watermelons, Fried Chicken, Grape drink.

Mexicans - Burritos, Hot peppers

Irish - Potatoes, Beer

Italians - Meatballs, Raviolis, Spagetti

Indians (dot not feather) - Curry

Jews - Hummus, pickles

Oriental - raw fish, rice, seaweed, dogs & cats

Russians - Vodka, potatoes

Polish - Cabbage, Kilbasa

Aussie - Alligator

White People - Cheesburger? Hot dogs? All you can eat buffets? Buffalo Wings?

Ninja Turtles - Pizza

V[/quote]

Okay, I’m confused…

I consider the Irish, Russians, Polish, and Aussies to be “White People”. If they are not considered white, wtf is a white person?? German?? In which case they eat Weinerschitzel.

Call me crazy but in my books if you’re absolutely horrified at the thought of going to the beach without sunblock your ass is white!!

On a side note… Now that I know Vegita is white, I’m suddenly much more offended by all the racial slurs he throws at me!

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[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
How can white people eat anything when they don’t have any lips?

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LOL!

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I knew there was going to be a parody thread on teh way but this takes the cake. GOD DAMN!

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Lets get this shit rolling!

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oh yeah…context guys! Context!

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boo yeah!

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FRIED CHICKEN!

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MacDons just kicked the Colonel’s ass.