This thread is amusing.
BMC
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Either way, I like the ‘spacedocking’ idea if you REALLY wanna surprise your girl.
For those not ‘in the know’: Urban Dictionary: space docking [/quote]
I think the term -Alabama Hot Pocket- is less confusing lol.
[quote]B rocK wrote:
MaddyD wrote:
all these cry babies that want things easy.
here allow me to just hand over years and years worth or trial and error to you cause you are entitled to it cause you asked.
ya right lol
remember this though
easy come easy go.
While I totally understand that you don’t wanna just say: “Here, do this, take this and you’ll be all set” because there is thousands of variables and it makes sense to KNOW more before you actually do anything; I still don’t see why those “in the know” can’t answer a question like this better. He said himself that he’s not asking FOR sources (directly) and that he’s just looking for some advice…isn’t that what this is all about?
Either way, I like the ‘spacedocking’ idea if you REALLY wanna surprise your girl.
For those not ‘in the know’: Urban Dictionary: space docking [/quote]
ill pm you real quick about this post
spacedocking has always intrigued me
the logistics of this is really interesting.
Hey Columbia. I don’t know if you got flamed above but I have some ideas that
may be helpful. When I first got interested in gear I searched “steroids”. Then
it was up to me to decide which site to go with. I was never to worried about
getting ripped off. Most sites will Email you when money is picked up, and when
package(s) is shipped. My main decision was to go with a lower price or free
shipping or a good deal (like 500 tabs for a low price). If the prices are high (and
you will know the prices are high) just move on. You can spend like $30 to start.
I think most people get thier gear online now days, or from someone who gets
thier gear online. It’s commonplace. I have seen sites that ship from within
the US and they are not to hard to find.
Holy shit Brock.
[quote]columbia47 wrote:
Thanks to those that pm’d me. Great advice. If there is any others with advice I would greatly appreciate your help. But lets just do it in a pm. i dont want to get the three stooges here all worked up again. I forgot that some of you were born with all the specific knowledge it takes to put together cycles, that at no point did you ever have to ask questions. My bad. [/quote]
yea Im a newbie too and these guys in here are tough on newbies. they called me a cop ha ha… but you just have to let it go. there are a few dudes in here that are cool as hell
OP have you ever felched? I hear it gets you huge!!!
[quote]juice82 wrote:
OP have you ever felched? I hear it gets you huge!!!
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LMAO
[quote]graydogg wrote:
columbia47 wrote:
Thanks to those that pm’d me. Great advice. If there is any others with advice I would greatly appreciate your help. But lets just do it in a pm. i dont want to get the three stooges here all worked up again. I forgot that some of you were born with all the specific knowledge it takes to put together cycles, that at no point did you ever have to ask questions. My bad.
yea Im a newbie too and these guys in here are tough on newbies. they called me a cop ha ha… but you just have to let it go. there are a few dudes in here that are cool as hell[/quote]
slow night at the Precinct?
god still talking bout the same old shit, get over it already.
what is it with you narcs and not being able to let shit go. 
[quote]MaddyD wrote:
graydogg wrote:
columbia47 wrote:
Thanks to those that pm’d me. Great advice. If there is any others with advice I would greatly appreciate your help. But lets just do it in a pm. i dont want to get the three stooges here all worked up again. I forgot that some of you were born with all the specific knowledge it takes to put together cycles, that at no point did you ever have to ask questions. My bad.
yea Im a newbie too and these guys in here are tough on newbies. they called me a cop ha ha… but you just have to let it go. there are a few dudes in here that are cool as hell
slow night at the Precinct?
god still talking bout the same old shit, get over it already.
what is it with you narcs and not being able to let shit go. ;)[/quote]
yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh boyeeeeeee rrrraaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh if Im a narc or a cop or wuteva… I,m blowin up for sho. I dont know bout that other shit you talkin but its all good
[quote]graydogg wrote:
MaddyD wrote:
graydogg wrote:
columbia47 wrote:
Thanks to those that pm’d me. Great advice. If there is any others with advice I would greatly appreciate your help. But lets just do it in a pm. i dont want to get the three stooges here all worked up again. I forgot that some of you were born with all the specific knowledge it takes to put together cycles, that at no point did you ever have to ask questions. My bad.
yea Im a newbie too and these guys in here are tough on newbies. they called me a cop ha ha… but you just have to let it go. there are a few dudes in here that are cool as hell
slow night at the Precinct?
god still talking bout the same old shit, get over it already.
what is it with you narcs and not being able to let shit go.
yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh boyeeeeeee rrrraaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh if Im a narc or a cop or wuteva… I,m blowin up for sho. I dont know bout that other shit you talkin but its all good[/quote]
to be honest here, I am all for the responsible use of AAS and other PEDs for our LE and Battle vets.
sad reality is in the us they are not legal and LE will lie in order to “win the war”
so as long as your chasing I be a runnin
and no way in hell will you ever run faster than me because I my friend use PEDs and I am the incredibly hulk
so you have a nice day officer
RAWRRRRRRR!!! HULK SMASH
or some shit
[quote]MaddyD wrote:
RAWRRRRRRR!!! HULK SMASH
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FTW
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[quote]elano wrote:
I heard it was the “bull ride” and you tell her “youre the fattest nastiest bitch I’ve ever fucked”
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Hmm,another variation is the rodeo, where you’re riding the chick and yell out “rodeo”, then all your mates jump out of their hiding places and start cheering you on.
Something similar, called the poltergeist. You’re banging the girl from behind then you have your buddy switch places with you when shes not paying attention. then you run outside and look through the window of the room where your buddy is now banging the girl and wave.
[quote]ironjoe wrote:
Something similar, called the poltergeist. You’re banging the girl from behind then you have your buddy switch places with you when shes not paying attention. then you run outside and look through the window of the room where your buddy is now banging the girl and wave.[/quote]
lmfaro!
Hahaha, I haven’t heard of the poltergeist before…that sounds very doable.
What about the “screaming pelican”?
This is where you are doing someone in the rear on the beach. In mid-stroke; you take out your dingy, stick it in the sand and re-insert with massive force.
This will NOT feel good for either one, so you both scream at the top of your lungs on the beach.
Very good. How about the angry pirate. You blow your load in the chicks eye, then as she’s all surprised kick her in the shin and watch her get pissed and limp after you!!
B rock, that’s also called the “chicken cutlet”
[quote]ironjoe wrote:
Something similar, called the poltergeist. You’re banging the girl from behind then you have your buddy switch places with you when shes not paying attention. then you run outside and look through the window of the room where your buddy is now banging the girl and wave.[/quote]
I am really diggin the poltergeist. That would be so fucking funny.