[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Maybe this “news” story belongs on this thread?
Gwyneth Paltrow Steam Cleans Her Vagina for Energy
I probably deserved the confusion for reading that article, so can someone please explain this bit:
Tikkun Holistic Spa reveals on their site that five different V-steams are available for purchase. These include the signature, the slimming, the infertility, the post-partum and also a V-steam exclusively for men.
How does a man get a V-steam?
What?
Seriously, I’m getting wierded out here.
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Hahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha fuck me they are absolutely fucking apeshit crazy out there. So I guess she wanted it to be wrinkle free? [/quote]
I wonder if she can blow smoke rings afterwards?
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Who thinks of this shit? Not in my wildest imagination could I come up with some of this snake oil.
I am sure she has some serious meat curtains afterwards.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Maybe this “news” story belongs on this thread?
Gwyneth Paltrow Steam Cleans Her Vagina for Energy
I probably deserved the confusion for reading that article, so can someone please explain this bit:
Tikkun Holistic Spa reveals on their site that five different V-steams are available for purchase. These include the signature, the slimming, the infertility, the post-partum and also a V-steam exclusively for men.
How does a man get a V-steam?
What?
Seriously, I’m getting wierded out here.
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Hahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha fuck me they are absolutely fucking apeshit crazy out there. So I guess she wanted it to be wrinkle free? [/quote]
I wonder if she can blow smoke rings afterwards?
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Who thinks of this shit? Not in my wildest imagination could I come up with some of this snake oil.
I am sure she has some serious meat curtains afterwards. [/quote]
That’s the sort of image that could put you off rolled veal for life.
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Maybe this “news” story belongs on this thread?
Gwyneth Paltrow Steam Cleans Her Vagina for Energy
I probably deserved the confusion for reading that article, so can someone please explain this bit:
Tikkun Holistic Spa reveals on their site that five different V-steams are available for purchase. These include the signature, the slimming, the infertility, the post-partum and also a V-steam exclusively for men.
How does a man get a V-steam?
What?
Seriously, I’m getting wierded out here.
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It’s a disgusting practice. Not only is it quackery; no scientific basis whatsoever to their claims, it’s also extremely unhygienic. It does the opposite of cleaning. It creates the perfect conditions for bacteria, candida and other foul stuff. What a stupid woman. She’s recommending it on her website too.
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Looks like a bad anal experience…
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
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Looks like a bad anal experience…[/quote]
Well, for all we know Gwyneth probablyeth getteth her anus steam cleaned as welleth.[/quote]
Well no one else has done the joke, so I’m going to…Steamed Clams anyone?
I feel better now.
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
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Looks like a bad anal experience…[/quote]
Well, for all we know Gwyneth probablyeth getteth her anus steam cleaned as welleth.[/quote]
Well no one else has done the joke, so I’m going to…Steamed Clams anyone?
I feel better now.[/quote]
I still wouldn’t mind findin that pearl, amirite???
this thread delivers. big time.
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
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Looks like a bad anal experience…[/quote]
Well, for all we know Gwyneth probablyeth getteth her anus steam cleaned as welleth.[/quote]
Well no one else has done the joke, so I’m going to…Steamed Clams anyone?
I feel better now.[/quote]
I still wouldn’t mind findin that pearl, amirite???[/quote]
Of course, afterall this website is devoted to ‘The intelligent and relentless pursuit of Mussel’.