[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
Pictures would help[/quote]
Fact. If you don’t have any, see if her friend(s) from work can post some.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
…does the vagina relax and appear stretched due to arousal alone or are you suggesting that there was insertion of fingers?..
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Yes and yes. The latter, obviously, being to the greater degree.
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Okay, thank you. I had no idea there were changes of that sort. I’m tempted to begin asking more questions here at home (what else am I missing?) but think there are probably times when I shouldn’t be talking/asking things.
I’d follow her every where she goes. Or pay someone to do it.
I should add that I just give bad advice for my own amusement.
Do your shoes still fit?
fingering a chick causes a lasting looseness that can be detected hours later? I never knew…
what I don’t understand is…why would you take her back after she has had sexual relations with another man?
I see this kind of thing occur frequently… and I can’t wrap my mind around it
is your level of self-respect really that low?
I may be getting old and all - but hey OP, aren’t you the guy who PMed a picture of your wedding tackle to a variety of female members of this site with the “oops don’t tell my wife” caption a couple years back?
Maybe you can do that to your wife and see if she recognizes you 
[quote]debraD wrote:
Do your shoes still fit?[/quote]
Feet don’t seem as large as they used to, shoes falling off. Wonder why?
A ‘wizard’s sleeve’ only means one thing brudder’ and I think you know it to…cuz there are realistically only 2 scenarios that could explain why she had a fanny like a donkeys yawn.
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She was anticipating coming home to you and got all loose and ready at the thoughts of being taken fifty shades of grey style by you in the hall way or…
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She had already been man handled and rode sideways by the same chap who did the deed while you guys were on a hiatus.
Be wary of a baggy fanny…
[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
what I don’t understand is…why would you take her back after she has had sexual relations with another man?
I see this kind of thing occur frequently… and I can’t wrap my mind around it
is your level of self-respect really that low?[/quote]
Didn’t he say he had “sexual relations” with other women as well? During a break? Or did I miss something?
In my experience, only guys with deep-seated sexual-adequacy issues react to these kinds of things as you just did. They both fucked somebody else. The only kind of observer who thinks that’s a big problem for the dude…probably has a not-so-big (or not-so-functional, or not-so-staminal) problem himself. Just a thought.
Anyway, most dudes (and some ladies) know, as Push has said, that a vagina with funny business on its mind looks at least somewhat like a vagina that just got did some funny business. Ultimately there is of course no way for OP to tell, but the fact that he doesn’t trust his partner means that he probably shouldn’t be with her. That’s no way to live.
[quote]smh_23 wrote:
Didn’t he say he had “sexual relations” with other women as well? During a break? Or did I miss something?
In my experience, only guys with deep-seated sexual-adequacy issues react to these kinds of things as you just did. They both fucked somebody else. The only kind of observer who thinks that’s a big problem for the dude…probably has a not-so-big (or not-so-functional, or not-so-staminal) problem himself. Just a thought.
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he did say that he had sexual relations with another woman. I don’t understand why she would take him back either.
however, being a male, I see things from the male’s perspective.
[quote]smh_23 wrote:
Didn’t he say he had “sexual relations” with other women as well? During a break? Or did I miss something?
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They took a break so she could fuck that dude from work who she’d been flirting with for quite some time. His actions in taking her back show approval of this behavior, and a lack of dominance which will lead to her doing it again and again. Somebody get a fish picture, we’re at that part of the thread where everything turns into alpha this, and beta that.
[quote]Broncoandy wrote:
[quote]smh_23 wrote:
Didn’t he say he had “sexual relations” with other women as well? During a break? Or did I miss something?
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They took a break so she could fuck that dude from work who she’d been flirting with for quite some time. His actions in taking her back show approval of this behavior, and a lack of dominance which will lead to her doing it again and again. Somebody get a fish picture, we’re at that part of the thread where everything turns into alpha this, and beta that.[/quote]
My Betta has a bigger tailfin than yours…
Extra storage. Worst case scenario, you can keep all sorts of things up in there.
Well, you could always use a fabricated excuse to ask her if she’s been seeing someone else. You could say something like “you seem off” or “you’ve been emotionally distant” even if she hasn’t been and see how she reacts.
I mean, straight up saying “Your pussy was gaping when I tongue punched it the other day, who are you fucking?” may come off as a little much.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Maybe this “news” story belongs on this thread?
Gwyneth Paltrow Steam Cleans Her Vagina for Energy
I probably deserved the confusion for reading that article, so can someone please explain this bit:
Tikkun Holistic Spa reveals on their site that five different V-steams are available for purchase. These include the signature, the slimming, the infertility, the post-partum and also a V-steam exclusively for men.
How does a man get a V-steam?
What?
Seriously, I’m getting wierded out here.
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Maybe this “news” story belongs on this thread?
Gwyneth Paltrow Steam Cleans Her Vagina for Energy
I probably deserved the confusion for reading that article, so can someone please explain this bit:
Tikkun Holistic Spa reveals on their site that five different V-steams are available for purchase. These include the signature, the slimming, the infertility, the post-partum and also a V-steam exclusively for men.
How does a man get a V-steam?
What?
Seriously, I’m getting wierded out here.
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Hahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha fuck me they are absolutely fucking apeshit crazy out there. So I guess she wanted it to be wrinkle free?
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Maybe this “news” story belongs on this thread?
Gwyneth Paltrow Steam Cleans Her Vagina for Energy
I probably deserved the confusion for reading that article, so can someone please explain this bit:
Tikkun Holistic Spa reveals on their site that five different V-steams are available for purchase. These include the signature, the slimming, the infertility, the post-partum and also a V-steam exclusively for men.
How does a man get a V-steam?
What?
Seriously, I’m getting wierded out here.
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Hahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha fuck me they are absolutely fucking apeshit crazy out there. So I guess she wanted it to be wrinkle free? [/quote]
I wonder if she can blow smoke rings afterwards?