'Feel Good' Golf Story

Any one else catch this? If I were the “winner” would have shoved my putter up this guy’s ass.

I love to be pitied.

What the fuck is this bullshit?

KILL. ALWAYS.

If I hooked my t shot that resulted in a loss, I would probably say I did it intentionally too. Even more so if it was going to get me laid with little further effort.

I don’t get it.