FedEx Threatens Sex Tape!

Hilarious.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20747799-5006002,00.html

“Britney, 24, fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image”

That line is a beauty.

Federline is a no talent leech. Thats stating the obvious.

Having said that I still want to see it… :frowning:

[quote]euclid wrote:

Having said that I still want to see it… :frowning: [/quote]

Awesome. When will these moronic celebrities realize that if they make a sex tape, it’s bound to get out sooner or later?

I hope this is true, for the sole reason that I’ve wanted to see Britney naked since I was like 14. Plus, it said it was made 2 years ago, and she was still attractive back then…

[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
euclid wrote:

Having said that I still want to see it… :frowning:

Awesome. When will these moronic celebrities realize that if they make a sex tape, it’s bound to get out sooner or later?

I hope this is true, for the sole reason that I’ve wanted to see Britney naked since I was like 14. Plus, it said it was made 2 years ago, and she was still attractive back then…[/quote]

It’s not awesome, jackass. It’s not a cool thing at all on so many levels. Yeah, Brit made some bad decisions, but who hasn’t? I feel bad for her.

[quote]Captain Ron wrote:
I feel bad for her.
[/quote]

I don’t. Bring on the boobies.

[quote]Captain Ron wrote:
It’s not awesome, jackass. It’s not a cool thing at all on so many levels. Yeah, Brit made some bad decisions, but who hasn’t? I feel bad for her.

[/quote]

It is awesome. We all now get to see Brittney get fucked. Hopefully Kfeline’s face wont be in it.

No matter how you slice this Brittney is coming out an absolute angel, sex tape or not. She’ll be on the talk show circuit for months crying and will become America’s queen.

Bring on the tape!

[quote]PGA wrote:
Captain Ron wrote:
It’s not awesome, jackass. It’s not a cool thing at all on so many levels. Yeah, Brit made some bad decisions, but who hasn’t? I feel bad for her.

It is awesome. We all now get to see Brittney get fucked. Hopefully Kfeline’s face wont be in it.

No matter how you slice this Brittney is coming out an absolute angel, sex tape or not. She’ll be on the talk show circuit for months crying and will become America’s queen.

Bring on the tape![/quote]

She’s a mother and a human fuckin being. Have some respect and compassion dipshit.

She should just release the tape herself to prevent him getting the money. I am sure that loser made copies and sooner or later it will get out. These days that stuff seems to help a career.

[quote]Captain Ron wrote:
PGA wrote:
Captain Ron wrote:
It’s not awesome, jackass. It’s not a cool thing at all on so many levels. Yeah, Brit made some bad decisions, but who hasn’t? I feel bad for her.

It is awesome. We all now get to see Brittney get fucked. Hopefully Kfeline’s face wont be in it.

No matter how you slice this Brittney is coming out an absolute angel, sex tape or not. She’ll be on the talk show circuit for months crying and will become America’s queen.

Bring on the tape!

She’s a mother and a human fuckin being. Have some respect and compassion dipshit.

[/quote]

The only person that would object to this being shown is someone thats gay.

Because she has a kid we shouldn’t watch he having sex? I dont know whats worse, you’re incredible logic or that you’re this oblivious and are defaming a great character, Captain Ron?

You put shame to Captain Ron’s name.

[quote]Captain Ron wrote:

She’s a mother and a human fuckin being. Have some respect and compassion dipshit.

[/quote]

Um, don’t make a sex tape if you can’t possibly stand the thought of anyone ever seeing you have sex…

Take it easy “Captain Ron”. That “mother and human fuckin being” hasn’t exactly been the symbol of sexual purity for quite some time now.

She’s been simulating sex on-stage for several years. Now we might see her actually doing it and suddenly she’s Mother Theresa? Give me a break…

[quote]Captain Ron wrote:
PGA wrote:
Captain Ron wrote:
It’s not awesome, jackass. It’s not a cool thing at all on so many levels. Yeah, Brit made some bad decisions, but who hasn’t? I feel bad for her.

It is awesome. We all now get to see Brittney get fucked. Hopefully Kfeline’s face wont be in it.

No matter how you slice this Brittney is coming out an absolute angel, sex tape or not. She’ll be on the talk show circuit for months crying and will become America’s queen.

Bring on the tape!

She’s a mother and a human fuckin being. Have some respect and compassion dipshit.

[/quote]

Oh boo fuckin hoo. We’re talking about the same Britney who, not so long ago was sucking off Kevin in her balcony for the world to see.

We don’t need to get all sappy and melodramatic about the issue. I think she’ll survive. Its quite fashionable to have a sextape out these days anyway.

I want to see Britney Spears naked, regardless of the effects it has on her reputation.

[quote]PGA wrote:
Captain Ron wrote:
PGA wrote:
Captain Ron wrote:
It’s not awesome, jackass. It’s not a cool thing at all on so many levels. Yeah, Brit made some bad decisions, but who hasn’t? I feel bad for her.

It is awesome. We all now get to see Brittney get fucked. Hopefully Kfeline’s face wont be in it.

No matter how you slice this Brittney is coming out an absolute angel, sex tape or not. She’ll be on the talk show circuit for months crying and will become America’s queen.

Bring on the tape!

She’s a mother and a human fuckin being. Have some respect and compassion dipshit.

The only person that would object to this being shown is someone thats gay.

Because she has a kid we shouldn’t watch he having sex? I dont know whats worse, you’re incredible logic or that you’re this oblivious and are defaming a great character, Captain Ron?

You put shame to Captain Ron’s name.[/quote]

Captain Ron, the new “holier than thou” poster on T-Nation annoys me. He’s a disturbing nuisance that mucks up perfectly good threads.

[quote]Prince Vegeta wrote:
I want to see Britney Spears naked, regardless of the effects it has on her reputation.[/quote]

Me too.

This site claims to have it;

www.paparazzifilth.com

One word:

Awesome.

[quote]“Britney, 24, fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image”

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As if making out with the transexual (Madonna) onstage didn’t already do that.

just another white trash moment in the white trash life of some white trash from a trailer park in louisiana.

plus she looks like she has down’s. ugly bitch.

[quote]Captain Ron wrote:

She’s a mother and a human fuckin being. Have some respect and compassion dipshit.

[/quote]

Priceless!!!

I for one, would like to see how she shaves.

Is it a landing strip? Is it bare? Is it a heart? Is it a 'fro?

How little is her “little guy in the canoe”?

[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
One word:

Awesome.[/quote]

Yup…

The only thing that would make it suck is if KFED’s face is in it and she’s wearing a nighty or a long Mickey Mouse T-shirt or some shit…

Bring on the tape!

b.