My kid:
kicked your honor student’s ass
Horn broken, watch for finger
“I’d rather be cummin than powerstroked” (on the back of a dodge cummins desiel)
“Mean People Suck
Nice People Swallow”
[quote]RoadWarrior wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Bumper sticker on my truck: I’d rather be riding my motorcycle.
Bumper sticker on my bike: I’d rather be riding my girlfriend.
Bumper sticker on my girlfriend: I’d rather be riding my girlfriend.
Bumper sticker on my car: I’d rather be riding your girlfriend…
[/quote]
Hell, at least someone is getting some use out of her!
One of my favroites…went something like this…
Forget 911 I dial 357
“Nuke the gay whales for Jesus”
“Visualize whirrled peas”
my favorite of all time:
how’s my driving?
DIAL 1-800-EAT-SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Barton
Save the whales. Harpoon a fat chick.
Clinton, the President between the Bushes.
“Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing an idiot.”
An old girlfriend had one that said:
I’m wearing no socks…and matching underwear