Please don’t ride my ass unless you buy me dinner first.
I don’t like bumper stickers but if I did I would get one made that said:
“Your Bumper Sticker Sucks!”
“On A Quiet Night, You Can Hear A Ford Rust”
“My other Penis is a Vagina”
“Monica’s boyfriends wife for President”
“Harder than Your Husband”
“Keep honking, I’m reloading”
My mother had that one.