I have seen a few good ones in my time, but this one is simply sublime. If anyone has a better one, I would love to hear it.
He didn’t get arrested dude, got a free ride home by the police though.
what the fuck is wrong with those people ? they got the guy over the barrel offering to buy them any car they want, except a bentley, and he’ll do it tomorrow, tax fuckin’ free, and they’d instead rather spend their time preparing a suit, paying a lawyer, and going to court ? all for $50,000 ? fuckin losers ! jeeez-S!!!
[quote]swivel wrote:
what the fuck is wrong with those people ? they got the guy over the barrel offering to buy them any car they want, except a bentley, and he’ll do it tomorrow, tax fuckin’ free, and they’d instead rather spend their time preparing a suit, paying a lawyer, and going to court ? all for $50,000 ? fuckin losers ! jeeez-S!!![/quote]
Yeah, seriously. “not a bentley”…? FUCK THAT. For your reputation in the NBA- I’ll take a bentley, GT, fully loaded, with a hennessey engine upgrade for that matter.
thats a pretty classic story, though.
What a fucking douchebag.
This reminds me of when I used to drive down to NYC to see a girl I was dating there. I was living in southwestern CT at the time and I remember getting stuck in traffic in NY on a Friday night while driving down to see her. This car was in the lane next to me during the slow crawl along, sometimes ahead of me and sometimes behind.
As it pulled ahead, I kept noticing some kind of strange light coming from the dashboard. At first I thought it was a weird graphic equalizer, except none of the colors were blues or greens or anything… more of a peach color. I look a little closer and sure enough, straight up hard core porn. LOL
I guess that’s one way to kill time during traffic.
www.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/acc/2005-06-14-fsu-sexton_x.htm?POE=SPOISVA
This one is pretty damn funny, well as long as you consider the “Son of God” an athlete.
Damn, playing in the NBA, making major $$ & can’t get a women! Jerking off!?!?!?!? If I was in the NBA, I would never have to jerk off again in my lifetime! What’s up with that?!