Everybody Loves Jared


Gotta love it.

LOl Dr. Ryan funny.

But the thing is, you CAN loose weight eating sandwhiches all day.

I know a few people who did it.

Subway provides a healthy quick alternative that advertises nutritional goals.

With all diets the burden isnt on the food, but the person who is ordering and eating.

I know I hit subway whenever im away from my own food/kitchen.

In our society I think any company that promotes health and fitness and healthy foods should be supported

Now I want a sub… Ill have to wait till my 14 days are up on the first phase of the anabolic diet.

I must admit some of the chicken sands are not bad. Fresh wheat rolls, lean meat and tons of veggies.

Jared IS a pasty wimp though. It would be nice if his “healthy influence” went beyond eating low-cal subs.

[quote]danreeves1973 wrote:
chinadoll wrote:
Anyone else agree with this too: Jared is the new Richard Simmons of our millenium.

Hes not gay enough to be the new Richard Simons.

I’d nominate Tony Little, the guy who brought us the Gazelle. Sure hes big, but the ball cap/ponytial combo is flaming.[/quote]

I bet you Tony Little has a chrome dome under that hat and not by choice. That ponytail is a clip on too. Not to mentioned the saddest legs I’ve ever seen. Richard Simmons look out…

[quote]Myopic Rhino wrote:
robzilla wrote:
There certainly is no hamburger that has 2000 calories

There are a few that come close. Hardee’s Monster Thickburger (Hardee's rolls out new 'Monster Thickburger' - Nov. 15, 2004) has 1420 calories (108g fat), and Carl’s Jr’s Double Six Dollar Burger has 1400 calories (101g fat).

Then there’s the bad boy shown in the photo, Ye Olde 96’er Burger, made at Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub in Pennsylvania. No idea how many calories it has, but with 96 ounces of beef, “two whole tomatoes, a half-head of lettuce, 12 slices of American cheese, a full cup of peppers, two entire onions, and a river of mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard”, it may be just a bit over 2000…[/quote]

Fucking hell that baby probably has 10000 calories.

[quote]Tank53 wrote:

I bet you Tony Little has a chrome dome under that hat and not by choice. That ponytail is a clip on too. Not to mentioned the saddest legs I’ve ever seen. Richard Simmons look out…[/quote]

Well apparantly the hair is real, albeit 20 yrs outdated.

Apparantly Mr. Little was a legit competitor back in the day.

[quote]danreeves1973 wrote:
Apparantly Mr. Little was a legit competitor back in the day.[/quote]

Yeah, wasn’t he nearly killed in a car wreck or something like that, and subsequently ballooned up to a big fatty, and through determination and hard work and other American Dream ideals, got himself back on track a few years later or something like that?

Who knows, I could be all wrong.

Yeah…I remember Tony when he competed.

Hmmm…I wonder if Jared lifts weights??

yeah, the 8 oz or so a 6" sub weighs.

Jared’s back for a New Years “weight loss” commercial. Anyone see it??
Ridiculous…

Our good ol boy Jared made it on CBS Football today after the Philly/Giants game!

What a tool!

[quote]Myopic Rhino wrote:
robzilla wrote:
There certainly is no hamburger that has 2000 calories

There are a few that come close. Hardee’s Monster Thickburger (Hardee's rolls out new 'Monster Thickburger' - Nov. 15, 2004) has 1420 calories (108g fat), and Carl’s Jr’s Double Six Dollar Burger has 1400 calories (101g fat).

Then there’s the bad boy shown in the photo, Ye Olde 96’er Burger, made at Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub in Pennsylvania. No idea how many calories it has, but with 96 ounces of beef, “two whole tomatoes, a half-head of lettuce, 12 slices of American cheese, a full cup of peppers, two entire onions, and a river of mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard”, it may be just a bit over 2000…[/quote]

River of mayo - now that’s funny.

Wow - that thing looks really gross.

The only time I’d even consider tackling that monster is after a heavy duty lifting session, followed by a big joint.

Even then I doubt I could possibly finish that in one sitting.

Does it come with fries? ; )

I’ve noticed in a couple of the newer commercials, Mr. Fogle seems to be getting some of that pudge back. Maybe he’s started to succumb to the competitors a little bit!