[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:
Am I tall enough to be a troll? Or am I still between a hobbit and a dwarf?[/quote]
Dwarf.
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
Yeah, Iv been to the university of south carolina a couple of times.[/quote]
Good one bro!
[quote]AstaTheMasta wrote:
Fuck all you bitches. Women should not be allowed on the interwebs. They should be making me a sandwich.[/quote]
I smell Renton.
[quote]PGA wrote:
Professor X is a troll.[/quote]
I second this notion.
[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:
Am I tall enough to be a troll? Or am I still between a hobbit and a dwarf?[/quote]
Not sure I understand your question, but here’s the facts from the Monster Manual. This should help you determine how tall you are in relation to trolls and have the ladies dropping their panties when they witness this display of my smarts.
Full grown hobbits are between 3 and a half and 4 and a half feet tall.
Full grown dwarfs are between 4 and 5 feet tall, but very thick and heavy and usually outweigh humans.
Trolls grow up to 7 feet tall.
Hmmm…I must be a dwarf…but I don’t know about the thick and heavy part. I’m too tall to be a hobbit and too short to be a troll. Damn.
[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:
I’m too tall to be a hobbit and too short to be a troll. [/quote]
Soo… That makes you… A GHEY!!!
Want rockscar’s number? You two should meet up.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
FutureGL wrote:
AHHH SHIT! I NEED BACKUP
I’ve dated him, powerlifter. Doesn’t talk much.
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You dated him becuase he is tall and wanted his troll babies.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
FutureGL wrote:
AHHH SHIT! I NEED BACKUP
I’ve dated him, powerlifter. Doesn’t talk much.
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Too funny…
[quote]Kalle wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
FutureGL wrote:
AHHH SHIT! I NEED BACKUP
I’ve dated him, powerlifter. Doesn’t talk much.
You dated him becuase he is tall and wanted his troll babies. [/quote]
dammit Kalle! now everyone knows I am have a secret troll baby fetish. I thought that was between us.
hey Mom says HI
Go to an outdoor hippie jam fest and drop a few hits of acid, you’ll see plenty of trolls, maybe a few indians too. Worked for me!
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Kalle wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
FutureGL wrote:
AHHH SHIT! I NEED BACKUP
I’ve dated him, powerlifter. Doesn’t talk much.
You dated him becuase he is tall and wanted his troll babies.
dammit Kalle! now everyone knows I am have a secret troll baby fetish. I thought that was between us.
hey Mom says HI
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hahaha, I am going to add you to my list of “women that are funny”
Its almost approaching double digits 
[quote]Kalle wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Kalle wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
FutureGL wrote:
AHHH SHIT! I NEED BACKUP
I’ve dated him, powerlifter. Doesn’t talk much.
You dated him becuase he is tall and wanted his troll babies.
dammit Kalle! now everyone knows I am have a secret troll baby fetish. I thought that was between us.
hey Mom says HI
hahaha, I am going to add you to my list of “women that are funny”
Its almost approaching double digits :)[/quote]
good thing you added me or I would have had to wave one digit at you!
OOOOOOOOOHH no she didn’!
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Nate Dogg wrote:
I’m too tall to be a hobbit and too short to be a troll.
Soo… That makes you… A GHEY!!!
Want rockscar’s number? You two should meet up.[/quote]
Wait a minute. If he sucks my dick, doesn’t that make him ghey???
He’s so sexy with those new abs of his and he’s no longer pointing at people!
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Kalle wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Kalle wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
FutureGL wrote:
AHHH SHIT! I NEED BACKUP
I’ve dated him, powerlifter. Doesn’t talk much.
You dated him becuase he is tall and wanted his troll babies.
dammit Kalle! now everyone knows I am have a secret troll baby fetish. I thought that was between us.
hey Mom says HI
hahaha, I am going to add you to my list of “women that are funny”
Its almost approaching double digits
good thing you added me or I would have had to wave one digit at you!
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Funny I was thinking of waving a certain digit at you as well.
OH SNAP
[quote]Kalle wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Kalle wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Kalle wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
FutureGL wrote:
AHHH SHIT! I NEED BACKUP
I’ve dated him, powerlifter. Doesn’t talk much.
You dated him becuase he is tall and wanted his troll babies.
dammit Kalle! now everyone knows I am have a secret troll baby fetish. I thought that was between us.
hey Mom says HI
hahaha, I am going to add you to my list of “women that are funny”
Its almost approaching double digits
good thing you added me or I would have had to wave one digit at you!
Funny I was thinking of waving a certain digit at you as well. [/quote]
I don’t know whether to be offended or intrigued…
[quote]FutureGL wrote:
OH SNAP[/quote]
I forgot how funny that line is.
I loved In Living Color
Home Boy Shopping Network
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Kalle wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Kalle wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Kalle wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
FutureGL wrote:
AHHH SHIT! I NEED BACKUP
I’ve dated him, powerlifter. Doesn’t talk much.
You dated him becuase he is tall and wanted his troll babies.
dammit Kalle! now everyone knows I am have a secret troll baby fetish. I thought that was between us.
hey Mom says HI
hahaha, I am going to add you to my list of “women that are funny”
Its almost approaching double digits
good thing you added me or I would have had to wave one digit at you!
Funny I was thinking of waving a certain digit at you as well.
I don’t know whether to be offended or intrigued…
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I was hoping you would be flattered…