Ever Seen a REAL Troll?

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[quote]DickBag wrote:
im a troll[/quote]

Yes, yes you are. :smiley:

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I proved one in the rate my physique forum:
http://www.T-Nation.com/tmagnum/readTopic.do?id=1966600

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Shouldn’t you be under a bridge with the other Billy Goats Gruff?
[/quote]

Under the bridge downtown?

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MuscleTeen

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Am I tall enough to be a troll? Or am I still between a hobbit and a dwarf?

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Ok, so last night I set up a hidden camera and finally got a photo of the elusive PixyWinkles in action. I think he is a gay troll cuz he kept tickling my feet with a feather duster while I was sleeping.

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PixyWinkles

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Kill it! Kill it!

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[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Shouldn’t you be under a bridge with the other Billy Goats Gruff?

Under the bridge downtown?[/quote]

now I would go under a bridge with him.

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[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
Kill it! Kill it![/quote]

I can’t kill PixyWinkles, are you crazy. Look at that adorable face. So what if he eats my Metabolic Drive powder straight out of the jug.

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[quote]ahzaz wrote:
I proved one in the rate my physique forum:
http://www.T-Nation.com/tmagnum/readTopic.do?id=1966600 [/quote]

holy shit ahzaz! nice stuff!

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[quote]ahzaz wrote:
I proved one in the rate my physique forum:
http://www.T-Nation.com/tmagnum/readTopic.do?id=1966600 [/quote]

HAHAHA nice work ahzaz

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!!!

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Professor X is a troll.

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Shouldn’t you be under a bridge with the other Billy Goats Gruff?

Under the bridge downtown?

now I would go under a bridge with him.
[/quote]

London bridge?

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[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Shouldn’t you be under a bridge with the other Billy Goats Gruff?

Under the bridge downtown?

now I would go under a bridge with him.

London bridge?[/quote]

Ryan that looks like someone you would like to go under a bridge with…

bring your scuba gear

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[quote]saroachman wrote:
Like a pussy troll?[/quote]

Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl’s parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: …Sure.
Elias: Well Myra’s is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my… thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You’d know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren’t for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn’t it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.

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ahahahaha! love that movie!

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Fuck all you bitches. Women should not be allowed on the interwebs. They should be making me a sandwich.

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[quote]AstaTheMasta wrote:
Fuck all you bitches. Women should not be allowed on the interwebs. They should be making me a sandwich.[/quote]

there’s something wrong with this post.

oh yeah, you spelled intarwebzzz wrong.

yeah this one might not go over well, dude.

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[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Shouldn’t you be under a bridge with the other Billy Goats Gruff?

Under the bridge downtown?[/quote]

That was last week…you never showed.