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[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

So, I just bought:
6lbs of 90% lean ground beef
1 lb of cottage cheese
2 big tubs of peanutbutter
8 dozen eggs
3 gallons of fat free milk.

Time to get stronger.[/quote]

you probably didn’t post this for critiques, but may I suggest 1% milk instead of fat free? I think 1% has more CLA and whatnot in it. The good stuff that binds to fat.

Oh, also mixing nonfat organic vanilla yogurt with cottage cheese is a bangin snack.[/quote]

I would fucking love 1% milk. It took enough convincing and toilet cleaning to get all the shit I got as it was. Mah wife just doesn’t get the whole “eat a lot of protein” thing. So I have to compromise with fatfree milk and stuff.[/quote]

You could prolly trick her buy buying more nuts…unless you’re allergic. Nuts go under the radar for high protein.

How long will this list last? How many meals aday? Like I said earlier, I run through this in a few days.
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One thing you will learn quickly is trying to trick your wife is the fucking stupidest thing to do on earth. Just talk about shit, and learn to compromise.

It should last me through the week. The beef is for lunches, and the eggs for breakfast and snacks (I’ll hardboil a a dozen or two.) I drink about 3 gallons of milk a week.

I don’t know, I’ll let you know.[/quote]

Did I miss something? Why wouldn’t your wife let you eat what you want? [/quote]

seriously. she should be making you sammiches, not telling you what to put on em.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

Did I miss something? Why wouldn’t your wife let you eat what you want? [/quote]

She is 110lbs and works with “nutritionists”…

Seeing me eat 8 eggs for breakfast, a pound of groundbeef for lunch, a pound of steak for dinner, and glasses of milk & whey throughout the day freaks her out.

Protein is bad for your kidneys, cholesterol etc… (The smells that come out of me are insane, btw.)

She doesn’t get it, which is fine, because she knows I’m not an idiot, and trusts me. But some things, like milk with fat in it, I compromise on to make my life easier. [/quote]

Ah

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

So, I just bought:
6lbs of 90% lean ground beef
1 lb of cottage cheese
2 big tubs of peanutbutter
8 dozen eggs
3 gallons of fat free milk.

Time to get stronger.[/quote]

you probably didn’t post this for critiques, but may I suggest 1% milk instead of fat free? I think 1% has more CLA and whatnot in it. The good stuff that binds to fat.

Oh, also mixing nonfat organic vanilla yogurt with cottage cheese is a bangin snack.[/quote]

I would fucking love 1% milk. It took enough convincing and toilet cleaning to get all the shit I got as it was. Mah wife just doesn’t get the whole “eat a lot of protein” thing. So I have to compromise with fatfree milk and stuff.[/quote]

You could prolly trick her buy buying more nuts…unless you’re allergic. Nuts go under the radar for high protein.

How long will this list last? How many meals aday? Like I said earlier, I run through this in a few days.
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One thing you will learn quickly is trying to trick your wife is the fucking stupidest thing to do on earth. Just talk about shit, and learn to compromise.

It should last me through the week. The beef is for lunches, and the eggs for breakfast and snacks (I’ll hardboil a a dozen or two.) I drink about 3 gallons of milk a week.

I don’t know, I’ll let you know.[/quote]

Did I miss something? Why wouldn’t your wife let you eat what you want? [/quote]

seriously. she should be making you sammiches, not telling you what to put on em.[/quote]

There’s something about the word sammiches that bothers me. It’s sandwiches!

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

But some things, like milk with fat in it, I compromise on to make my life easier. [/quote]

Whats this thing compromise!!! Does not compute…

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

Did I miss something? Why wouldn’t your wife let you eat what you want? [/quote]

She is 110lbs and works with “nutritionists”…

Seeing me eat 8 eggs for breakfast, a pound of groundbeef for lunch, a pound of steak for dinner, and glasses of milk & whey throughout the day freaks her out.

Protein is bad for your kidneys, cholesterol etc… (The smells that come out of me are insane, btw.)

She doesn’t get it, which is fine, because she knows I’m not an idiot, and trusts me. But some things, like milk with fat in it, I compromise on to make my life easier. [/quote]

where does the “protein is bad for your kidneys” thing come from anyway? its the phosphates right? they’re usually in meats and too much can lead to stress on the kidneys. from what I understand at least.

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My body hurts today.

On an unrelated note, yesterday someone told me I look sturdy. Like he could do what ever he wanted to me.

Am I missing something? These compliments people give don’t sound like compliments.

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[quote]pch2 wrote:
My body hurts today.

On an unrelated note, yesterday someone told me I look sturdy. Like he could do what ever he wanted to me.

Am I missing something? These compliments people give don’t sound like compliments.[/quote]

your torso is very load bearing.

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
My body hurts today.

On an unrelated note, yesterday someone told me I look sturdy. Like he could do what ever he wanted to me.

Am I missing something? These compliments people give don’t sound like compliments.[/quote]

your torso is very load bearing.[/quote]

Are you asking me to help you move?

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[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

But some things, like milk with fat in it, I compromise on to make my life easier. [/quote]

Whats this thing compromise!!! Does not compute…[/quote]

LOL, it takes a lot of screaming, and a couple nights on the couch to get it.

“Choose your battles” was the best advice I ignored.

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[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
My body hurts today.

On an unrelated note, yesterday someone told me I look sturdy. Like he could do what ever he wanted to me.

Am I missing something? These compliments people give don’t sound like compliments.[/quote]

your torso is very load bearing.[/quote]

Are you asking me to help you move?
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My SIL: Beans, can you help me move next week
Beans: I lift for hypertrophy, mah muscles aren’t functional
My SIL: WTF are you talking about?
Beans: I’m really not strong, just look like it
My SIL: That makes no fucking sense what so ever. Be there by 11
Beans: Damn it.

Pretty sure the dude saying you look sturdy wants to hit it, and all rough like. You know? Fuck the shit out of you…

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[quote]pch2 wrote:
There’s something about the word sammiches that bothers me. It’s sandwiches!
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From this moment forth sandwiches will be referred to as sammiches in the presence of pch2 … go forth to the corners of the internetz and spread the word!!

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[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
There’s something about the word sammiches that bothers me. It’s sandwiches!
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From this moment forth sandwiches will be referred to as sammiches in the presence of pch2 … go forth to the corners of the internetz and spread the word!![/quote]

I’m backing you up in the grammatical debate vs Kerley. I think I made a valid argument.

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Make me a sammich WOMAN!

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[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
There’s something about the word sammiches that bothers me. It’s sandwiches!
[/quote]

From this moment forth sandwiches will be referred to as sammiches in the presence of pch2 … go forth to the corners of the internetz and spread the word!![/quote]

While I approve of the use of ‘sammich’, if you ever told me to make you one, I would. But then I stick it up your ass.

xoxoxo

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

But some things, like milk with fat in it, I compromise on to make my life easier. [/quote]

Whats this thing compromise!!! Does not compute…[/quote]

LOL, it takes a lot of screaming, and a couple nights on the couch to get it.

“Choose your battles” was the best advice I ignored.
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You mean I have to change from win every battle to choose your battles?!?!?! I think my brain needs to be deprogrammed.

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[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
There’s something about the word sammiches that bothers me. It’s sandwiches!
[/quote]

From this moment forth sandwiches will be referred to as sammiches in the presence of pch2 … go forth to the corners of the internetz and spread the word!![/quote]

While I approve of the use of ‘sammich’, if you ever told me to make you one, I would. But then I stick it up your ass.

xoxoxo[/quote]

cutting out the middle man huh? I like where you head’s at … now go make me a sammich!!

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[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

But some things, like milk with fat in it, I compromise on to make my life easier. [/quote]

Whats this thing compromise!!! Does not compute…[/quote]

LOL, it takes a lot of screaming, and a couple nights on the couch to get it.

“Choose your battles” was the best advice I ignored.
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You mean I have to change from win every battle to choose your battles?!?!?! I think my brain needs to be deprogrammed.[/quote]

Make me a sammich and I’ll teach you how… LOL

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
There’s something about the word sammiches that bothers me. It’s sandwiches!
[/quote]

From this moment forth sandwiches will be referred to as sammiches in the presence of pch2 … go forth to the corners of the internetz and spread the word!![/quote]

I’m backing you up in the grammatical debate vs Kerley. I think I made a valid argument.[/quote]

I didn’t think that was still going on … lol

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[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
There’s something about the word sammiches that bothers me. It’s sandwiches!
[/quote]

From this moment forth sandwiches will be referred to as sammiches in the presence of pch2 … go forth to the corners of the internetz and spread the word!![/quote]

While I approve of the use of ‘sammich’, if you ever told me to make you one, I would. But then I stick it up your ass.

xoxoxo[/quote]

This

This is why people think you’re a freak. You’re some sort of weird feeder aren’t you? Remember that thread and that site? Whoa.

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The only sandwiches I’ll be making involve court and worm. Most of you don’t even eat bread, geesh.