Ever Feel Like a Threadkiller (9)

Off Topic
261

[quote]BobParr wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
“Lindsay, this is Carl, I’m at court right now, I thought the case was set for trial today, not yesterday, I just forgot and spaced it, I’m going to file a motion to set aside the judgment, can I come hand deliver it to you and we can maybe discuss this and talk about mediating it?”

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???[/quote]

LOL. This reminds me of the expression “A day late and a dollar short.”

And why would he hand deliver the motion to you? Isn’t it supposed to go to the judge?

Maybe next he’ll tell the judge, “I thought that all motions were supposed to to just go to opposing counsel. I didn’t know I was supposed to give it to you guys in the black robes. You know, I always wondered why they always seem to have one of you sitting up front like that. I figured it was just a way to honor one elderly widow or widower from the local community in each courtroom. I also figured that’s why you people always seem so crotchety and outspoken - sticking your nose into other peoples’ business.”[/quote]

Oh, he files it with the court first, and then has to give me a copy. He’s hand delivering it because it’s either that or mailing, and he wants to meet with me in person to discuss settlement and perhaps insult my gender again.

262

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Court has boxers…bas loves boxers, best dawgs on earth[/quote]

You seem to have fallen out of character. Southie Bawston. Come on Bass. Am I gonna have to fly across the country and spank you til you get it right?[/quote]

See?? More flirting![/quote]

I have lots of practice. I flirt with just about anyone, just about anytime. It’s fun. It entertains me. [/quote]

how YOU doin’?

263

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
The small of my waist is nearly 11 inches smaller than my butt! [/quote]

Sexy time?

…I’m all boobs and hips… [/quote]

Pics or it didn’t happen[/quote]

I’ve posted mine…your turn! [/quote]

I don’t have any at work … I just tried searching through the TILF threads but I couldn’t do it anymore … sooner or later you’ll be getting a special pm (don’t worry, nothing inappropriate)[/quote]

So I looked through old PMs for something inappropriate. Can you please confirm if at some point you sent me something sexay? I have way too many old PMs from you and if there isn’t a bum shot in them I’m not going to go through all of them. If there is, I will spend my whole day looking.[/quote]

baby, that’s a for special from me to you

264

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:
So I need to update my log, but in the meantime… I am going to vent here.

I fucking hate training after class at the college gym. If I see one more guy make eye contact with me in the mirror, then lift up his shirt to check out his abs I’m going to snap.

Also, I have yet to make it through a squat or deadlift session here without a guy commenting on the fact that “wow I squat/deadlift” or asking me to show him how to do them cuz he doesn’t know how, then introducing himself and saying “we should hangout some time”.

Maybe my new CPU gear will make me look tougher and less approachable since it actually says powerlifting on it.

/rant.[/quote]

Shower less maybe? Dudes don’t like smelly chicks :wink:

Or, bring a dude to stand there while you life. This will scare them away.[/quote]

I may have to go with the 1st option. Most of the guys in my program don’t go to the gym. And the ones that do just do some arms, some chest and run. They don’t want to train with/at the same time as/near because (quote) “I scare them”[/quote]

you don’t scare me, in fact i find you fascinating.

Makes eye contact and lifts shirt[/quote]

Sweetie, don’t stop with just lifting the shirt. Take it off. The pants too. I stalked you in that disgusting amounts of food thread. You’re kinda cute. How YOU doin? [/quote]

I fully support Courts cause. [/quote]

Does Worm ever post in tilf? If so I will go stalk. If not, I don’t have the energy. I was creepy and kept watching the videos of them eating… mainly because at one point he said something and he has a cute accent. I sound like such a creep. I’m tired and okay with it.[/quote]

No, he doesn’t. I already informed him that I’d be creeping him. You’re welcome to join. FMF?

He’s got a nice shoulder upper back shot in his hub that you can make your wallpaper. Just a suggestion, not that I’d ever actually do it.
[/quote]

i might have to reward your unwavering support. let me lose my bulk belly first, okay?

265

OHAI GUISE!

New rules at work have been keeping me off teh webz. :frowning: What’s been happenin’?

266

Alright, gym time. somebody recommended Hemorage to me as a pre workout supp. I’ll let you know id it’s any good.

267

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
The small of my waist is nearly 11 inches smaller than my butt! [/quote]

Sexy time?

…I’m all boobs and hips… [/quote]

Pics or it didn’t happen[/quote]

I’ve posted mine…your turn! [/quote]

I don’t have any at work … I just tried searching through the TILF threads but I couldn’t do it anymore … sooner or later you’ll be getting a special pm (don’t worry, nothing inappropriate)[/quote]

So I looked through old PMs for something inappropriate. Can you please confirm if at some point you sent me something sexay? I have way too many old PMs from you and if there isn’t a bum shot in them I’m not going to go through all of them. If there is, I will spend my whole day looking.[/quote]

baby, that’s a for special from me to you[/quote]

darling, i was just going to make it my desktop background. for my eyes only :slight_smile:

does that mean it’s there?

268

Hi, everyone. Ya’ll are nuts.

269

I tired of being upset, where’s the little switch that makes this go away?

Dallas called and asked if I want to hang out tomorrow, you know as friends, since I have a great personality. We shouldn’t hook up any more though; just keep it platonic.

Awesome, so he wants our relationship, but with out the sex? I take it back, the boobs and hips are in my imagination.

270

[quote]pch2 wrote:
I tired of being upset, where’s the little switch that makes this go away?

Dallas called and asked if I want to hang out tomorrow, you know as friends, since I have a great personality. We shouldn’t hook up any more though; just keep it platonic.

Awesome, so he wants our relationship, but with out the sex? I take it back, the boobs and hips are in my imagination. [/quote]

Stab him with a plastic spoon.

271

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
I tired of being upset, where’s the little switch that makes this go away?

Dallas called and asked if I want to hang out tomorrow, you know as friends, since I have a great personality. We shouldn’t hook up any more though; just keep it platonic.

Awesome, so he wants our relationship, but with out the sex? I take it back, the boobs and hips are in my imagination. [/quote]

Stab him with a plastic spoon.[/quote]

Then take a plastic fork and stab him in the eyeballs and pull them out…

272

Kill him with death.

And Hi Doug! Sorry I’ve been neglecting our scrabble.

273

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:
So I need to update my log, but in the meantime… I am going to vent here.

I fucking hate training after class at the college gym. If I see one more guy make eye contact with me in the mirror, then lift up his shirt to check out his abs I’m going to snap.

Also, I have yet to make it through a squat or deadlift session here without a guy commenting on the fact that “wow I squat/deadlift” or asking me to show him how to do them cuz he doesn’t know how, then introducing himself and saying “we should hangout some time”.

Maybe my new CPU gear will make me look tougher and less approachable since it actually says powerlifting on it.

/rant.[/quote]

Shower less maybe? Dudes don’t like smelly chicks :wink:

Or, bring a dude to stand there while you life. This will scare them away.[/quote]

I may have to go with the 1st option. Most of the guys in my program don’t go to the gym. And the ones that do just do some arms, some chest and run. They don’t want to train with/at the same time as/near because (quote) “I scare them”[/quote]

you don’t scare me, in fact i find you fascinating.

Makes eye contact and lifts shirt[/quote]

Sweetie, don’t stop with just lifting the shirt. Take it off. The pants too. I stalked you in that disgusting amounts of food thread. You’re kinda cute. How YOU doin? [/quote]

I fully support Courts cause. [/quote]

Does Worm ever post in tilf? If so I will go stalk. If not, I don’t have the energy. I was creepy and kept watching the videos of them eating… mainly because at one point he said something and he has a cute accent. I sound like such a creep. I’m tired and okay with it.[/quote]

No, he doesn’t. I already informed him that I’d be creeping him. You’re welcome to join. FMF?

He’s got a nice shoulder upper back shot in his hub that you can make your wallpaper. Just a suggestion, not that I’d ever actually do it.
[/quote]

i might have to reward your unwavering support. let me lose my bulk belly first, okay?[/quote]

can i still join?

274

I hate crying in lab. There are stupid boys everywhere. More women need to go into science. I’m going home fuck this shit.

275

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
OHAI GUISE!

New rules at work have been keeping me off teh webz. :frowning: What’s been happenin’?[/quote]

HAI Doug!!! I sure soon everybody will have the same problem in work and maybe this thread will slow down?!?!?! NOT. I like all the new recruits!!

276

[quote]pch2 wrote:
I hate crying in lab. There are stupid boys everywhere. More women need to go into science. I’m going home fuck this shit. [/quote]

It’s always better when the stripper’s crying. Now get naked.

277

Hi guys. Just kinda wandered in here.

Is this where the cool kids hang out? If so, can I hang out too?

278

Did I ever mention my obsession with bald guys?!?! Since you guys already think I’m super freak. A good looking specimen just walking into the bank, too bad I got no game.

You guys are going to have to live with my kitteh reposts while I’m in work.

279

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Kill him with death.

And Hi Doug! Sorry I’ve been neglecting our scrabble.[/quote]

It’s been ronery…

And hai Toots!

280

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
The small of my waist is nearly 11 inches smaller than my butt! [/quote]

Sexy time?

…I’m all boobs and hips… [/quote]

Pics or it didn’t happen[/quote]

I’ve posted mine…your turn! [/quote]

I don’t have any at work … I just tried searching through the TILF threads but I couldn’t do it anymore … sooner or later you’ll be getting a special pm (don’t worry, nothing inappropriate)[/quote]

So I looked through old PMs for something inappropriate. Can you please confirm if at some point you sent me something sexay? I have way too many old PMs from you and if there isn’t a bum shot in them I’m not going to go through all of them. If there is, I will spend my whole day looking.[/quote]

baby, that’s a for special from me to you[/quote]

darling, i was just going to make it my desktop background. for my eyes only :slight_smile:

does that mean it’s there?[/quote]

yea it’s there … I just checked … it was sent back in July … i think it was the 7th or the 9th