[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
The small of my waist is nearly 11 inches smaller than my butt! [/quote]
Sexy time?
I’ve got a 10 inch difference, regardless of my weight I tend to keep an hour glass shape. That’s why it’s surprising when people think I’m a guy on here, I’m all boobs and hips, no one ever mistakes me fir a dude irl. Though sometimes the guys call me bro, but that’s a bjj thing. [/quote]
Let me check out your hourglass. And my dear, you know the rules…pics of such boobs and hips, please.
My proportions stay close to the same regardless of weight as well. I gain pretty evenly when I gain fat, except I think my tits get the most of it.
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Im an XCB(x-chubby girl) have had to work with my personality for a couple years now…
Im not used to attention from others… It’s kind of like when your going through puberty and getting boobs…I HATED THAT!! I didn’t like how boys treated me different all of a sudden…
It’s kind of the same now. Print, what are you suggesting?[/quote]
I’m still waiting for my boobs to show up. Is there a chance I could go through a second puberty at 32?
I’m completely jealous that you have those curves at 5’10". I always use the being taller thing (5’8") as an excuse. Curses!! I barely do any direct ab work in a desperate attempt to keep my waist smaller.
Thank god for lifting though. When I was at my worst (110#) I was literally built like a 14 year old boy. I once had an old guy apologize to me in Circuit City because he used some foul language while waiting in line. His apology included the phrase, “Sorry. I didn’t mean to offend you but I thought you were a guy”. He then went on to tell me how much I looked like this kid that was in there the other day. My bf and I still laugh about that one.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
haha, old people with no game!!![/quote]
you’ve been in a bad mood…whats up? [/quote]
I think he may have missed his nap time, you know how they get without naps.
Man I think polo maybe right, I’m stuck on defensive mode. Being an asshole is coming naturally, flirting is taking thinking, that’s just wrong. PMPM gave me a great opening and I came up with a stock answer. I’m going to start flirting with strangers.
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Seriously, the only way to get better at something is to do it.
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
The small of my waist is nearly 11 inches smaller than my butt! [/quote]
It’s so weird how we’re all made differently, waist is about the same difference, but you look way more hourglassy than I do. Probably because you’re an amazon and I’m a midget.
Oh, and pch2, you do a lot of rolling? What all does that entail? Can we do it naked?[/quote]
Naked rolling is actually the best way to learn BJJ. I’d be more than willing to give you a private lesson. [/quote]
Lies!
Lies lies lies.
Never done BJJ, but I wrestled, and wore a cup, except for the one time I didn’t and had my balls smooshed and peed blood a handful of times before it cleared up.
You gals could probably get away with it though, I’m sure it’d be tempting to throw the reverse arm rear naked titty twister, so bewares
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
The small of my waist is nearly 11 inches smaller than my butt! [/quote]
Sexy time?
I’ve got a 10 inch difference, regardless of my weight I tend to keep an hour glass shape. That’s why it’s surprising when people think I’m a guy on here, I’m all boobs and hips, no one ever mistakes me fir a dude irl. Though sometimes the guys call me bro, but that’s a bjj thing. [/quote]
Pics???
You don’t have any real pics that show your…assets, so, people have to go by how you post.
Your posts don’t scream, “I’m all boobs and hips”.
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There are pics of my boobs and hips dispersed through sama, I’m not adding anything new until there’s less stuff in the region between boobs and hips.
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
The small of my waist is nearly 11 inches smaller than my butt! [/quote]
Sexy time?
…I’m all boobs and hips… [/quote]
Pics or it didn’t happen[/quote]
I’ve posted mine…your turn! [/quote]
I don’t have any at work … I just tried searching through the TILF threads but I couldn’t do it anymore … sooner or later you’ll be getting a special pm (don’t worry, nothing inappropriate)
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Court has boxers…bas loves boxers, best dawgs on earth[/quote]
You seem to have fallen out of character. Southie Bawston. Come on Bass. Am I gonna have to fly across the country and spank you til you get it right?[/quote]
hai bass. Are you a West coast person too? Not to sound super creepy, but I’ve noticed you’re often online the same times I am…
That sounded creepy…[/quote]
Nah, I’m from just north of BAWSTON. And not to be super creepy, I sent you a friend request about 20 minutes ago.
Which sounds coincidentally creepy[/quote]
Awww so you must have a really cute accent? I’m glad Polo is in bed or he’ll be jealous. I got the friend request which is why I said hai. Otherwise I would have just continued in this thread telling Hungry how, with the exception of surprised kitteh, all kitteh’s are icky.
So I helped out a JR lifter at nationals last week and I think (know) he has a crush. I’ve still got it… 20 year old guys are still into me. Yay. (Btw, this was all sarcastic)[/quote]
I AM jealous!!! [/quote]
Sweetheart, don’t be jealous of bass. Also don’t ruin my fun with worm. If you’re not putting out (damn that gf of yours), then I need to find it elsewhere. Let me flirt.
k thx.
PS. you know you’re the only one for me… just don’t let bass and worm hear that…
“Lindsay, this is Carl, I’m at court right now, I thought the case was set for trial today, not yesterday, I just forgot and spaced it, I’m going to file a motion to set aside the judgment, can I come hand deliver it to you and we can maybe discuss this and talk about mediating it?”
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
The small of my waist is nearly 11 inches smaller than my butt! [/quote]
Sexy time?
…I’m all boobs and hips… [/quote]
Pics or it didn’t happen[/quote]
I’ve posted mine…your turn! [/quote]
I don’t have any at work … I just tried searching through the TILF threads but I couldn’t do it anymore … sooner or later you’ll be getting a special pm (don’t worry, nothing inappropriate)[/quote]
So I looked through old PMs for something inappropriate. Can you please confirm if at some point you sent me something sexay? I have way too many old PMs from you and if there isn’t a bum shot in them I’m not going to go through all of them. If there is, I will spend my whole day looking.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I’m cranky and all of you are asleep. Stupid Red Bull. I fought a ginger today and kept getting mount but couldn’t finish him. So, frustrating![/quote]
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
“Lindsay, this is Carl, I’m at court right now, I thought the case was set for trial today, not yesterday, I just forgot and spaced it, I’m going to file a motion to set aside the judgment, can I come hand deliver it to you and we can maybe discuss this and talk about mediating it?”
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???[/quote]
LOL. This reminds me of the expression “A day late and a dollar short.”
And why would he hand deliver the motion to you? Isn’t it supposed to go to the judge?
Maybe next he’ll tell the judge, “I thought that all motions were supposed to to just go to opposing counsel. I didn’t know I was supposed to give it to you guys in the black robes. You know, I always wondered why they always seem to have one of you sitting up front like that. I figured it was just a way to honor one elderly widow or widower from the local community in each courtroom. I also figured that’s why you people always seem so crotchety and outspoken - sticking your nose into other peoples’ business.”
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Court has boxers…bas loves boxers, best dawgs on earth[/quote]
You seem to have fallen out of character. Southie Bawston. Come on Bass. Am I gonna have to fly across the country and spank you til you get it right?[/quote]
See?? More flirting![/quote]
I have lots of practice. I flirt with just about anyone, just about anytime. It’s fun. It entertains me.