thanks trav, but x makes me laugh more
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
do one for me[/quote]
My wife wants to know why I suddenly am trying to get my dick wet seeing as I feel like total ass.
I told her because bass said do one for him…
She was not amused, nor does she have any fucking clue what I’m talking about. She went back to reading her book.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
do one for me[/quote]
My wife wants to know why I suddenly am trying to get my dick wet seeing as I feel like total ass.
I told her because bass said do one for him…
She was not amused, nor does she have any fucking clue what I’m talking about. She went back to reading her book.[/quote]
NICE!!! 10 internets, 3 cookies, and 1 internet high 5 to you. You just made my miserable day.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
thanks trav, but x makes me laugh more[/quote]
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
thanks trav, but x makes me laugh more[/quote]
:([/quote]
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS U DO!!!
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
thanks trav, but x makes me laugh more[/quote]
:([/quote]
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS U DO!!![/quote]
Well I’m off to bed…G’nite everyone, remember to foam roll, and eat ur prunes trav.
Pick up line of the night guys:
I took my lacrosse ball to the gym and was loosening up my feet in the corner whilst listening to some MSTRKRFT when some guy stands next to me and starts talking. MSTRKRFT is loud and I am deaf so I look at him with the huh face and take out an ear phone.
“You look like you don’t speak English very well.”
“Huh?”
“You look like you don’t speak English very well, but I was watching you talk to you mom yesterday and you speak really well.”
“Thanks?”
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Pick up line of the night guys:
I took my lacrosse ball to the gym and was loosening up my feet in the corner whilst listening to some MSTRKRFT when some guy stands next to me and starts talking. MSTRKRFT is loud and I am deaf so I look at him with the huh face and take out an ear phone.
“You look like you don’t speak English very well.”
“Huh?”
“You look like you don’t speak English very well, but I was watching you talk to you mom yesterday and you speak really well.”
“Thanks?”
[/quote]
Honestly? I’m so glad I don’t have boobs sometimes…
I would have struggled not to smash that dude in the teeth.
Word to the wise: never punch a fat man below the neck. You will cause a cellulite tsunami and break your wrist.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Being a lawyer is so much fun. People do stuff and shut up just because you tell them to![/quote]
I learned two things about some (or most) lawyers today. Money talks and nice guys finish last.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Pick up line of the night guys:
I took my lacrosse ball to the gym and was loosening up my feet in the corner whilst listening to some MSTRKRFT when some guy stands next to me and starts talking. MSTRKRFT is loud and I am deaf so I look at him with the huh face and take out an ear phone.
“You look like you don’t speak English very well.”
“Huh?”
“You look like you don’t speak English very well, but I was watching you talk to you mom yesterday and you speak really well.”
“Thanks?”
[/quote]
Really? Fucking retard.
The funny thing is, I always thought you wrote pretty well for a woman. You must read a lot of romance novels, huh?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Pick up line of the night guys:
I took my lacrosse ball to the gym and was loosening up my feet in the corner whilst listening to some MSTRKRFT when some guy stands next to me and starts talking. MSTRKRFT is loud and I am deaf so I look at him with the huh face and take out an ear phone.
“You look like you don’t speak English very well.”
“Huh?”
“You look like you don’t speak English very well, but I was watching you talk to you mom yesterday and you speak really well.”
“Thanks?”
[/quote]
Honestly? I’m so glad I don’t have boobs sometimes…
I would have struggled not to smash that dude in the teeth.
Word to the wise: never punch a fat man below the neck. You will cause a cellulite tsunami and break your wrist.[/quote]
Nah, boobs are great. The pluses to having boobs way out weigh the minuses.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
It’s now been a month since I’ve gotten any action. Maybe I’ll start sending creeper PMs, you think I can get them published in logs?[/quote]
[/quote]
If I send a creeper PM, you promise to publish it in your log? I’ll think of a great one!
i don’t have a log, but i’ll print it out and glue it in my diary.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Pick up line of the night guys:
I took my lacrosse ball to the gym and was loosening up my feet in the corner whilst listening to some MSTRKRFT when some guy stands next to me and starts talking. MSTRKRFT is loud and I am deaf so I look at him with the huh face and take out an ear phone.
“You look like you don’t speak English very well.”
“Huh?”
“You look like you don’t speak English very well, but I was watching you talk to you mom yesterday and you speak really well.”
“Thanks?”
[/quote]
Really? Fucking retard.
The funny thing is, I always thought you wrote pretty well for a woman. You must read a lot of romance novels, huh?
[/quote]
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Being a lawyer is so much fun. People do stuff and shut up just because you tell them to![/quote]
I learned two things about some (or most) lawyers today. Money talks and nice guys finish last.[/quote]
Aww toots, tough day?
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
i don’t have a log, but i’ll print it out and glue it in my diary.[/quote]
you can make anything funny with yakity sax. that, and the montage song from fight Club.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
you can make anything funny with yakity sax. that, and the montage song from fight Club.[/quote]