So is this polo and pmpm? Doesn’t look like they are sworn enemies anymore.
^awwww! how adorable.
Pch-
Don’t stop, Don’t give up!
Well now I know I am full capable of changing a tire on the side of the highway by myself.
I called the boy out of instinct, I was told that I’m smart enough to figure it out. Nice.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Polo’s my sworn enemy.[/quote]
That’s too bad. I’m in love with Polo. We’re going to practice making lots and lots of babies. [/quote]
Just wrap it up, I don’t want to worry about his spawn hunting me down.[/quote]
I’ll spawn generations of children who will be sworn to hatered of your generations of children … there shall be a mighty and bloody war to which no one will prevail until one day, one set of our ancestors will wed ushering in a new age of awesomeness the likes of which the world has never seen
It’ll be like if Alexander the Great and Ghengis Khan had babies…that’s what it’ll be like. Unfortunately there must be epochs of blood and hate and turmoil for such greatness to be…
My heart bleeds, as I heart both PMPM and Polo. Alas, my allegiances go to PMPM. Polo, you soon will fall.
Or you’re just a raging bitch with perma-pms[/quote]
I particularly like this song, really gets me in the training mentality.
Polo eats cats.
Polo does like his steaks, probably wouldn’t matter if it was cat or not.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
… just make sure you don’t puke on it[/quote]
So, what? You’re like less baddass than cr@ssfit?
toots - as a 30 minutes pre-prowler training regimen, the protocol is:
Super Big Gulp’s worth of cream soda or grape fanta (The stronger the food colouring, the stronger the training effect)
Clam chowder - lots
Maraschino cherries - at least a jar, preferably 2 (go ahead, drink the syrup too if you like.
Chili - (aw hell, just go for foods with Chunky in their name, while remembering that varied colours, and easily recognizable shapes (When did I eat baby corn?) is of primary importance.
Country fried steak - it’s not so much the ‘steak’ that’s important here, you want to be making sure to get all the grease soaked batter down that you can manage, but of even greater importance is AMPGAP - that’s right, As Much Peppered Gravy As Possible. Use the gravy to fill all the empty spaces between the other foods. This will keep the other foods from bumping against each other, by acting as a ‘cushion’ or shock absorber.
remember if you leave ANY empty space in your stomach you’ll probably start “sloshing” and that can be bad.
Next up, immediately get that Prowler and start in on sprint pushes with a max rest interval of 30 seconds or so. If you reach 45 seconds of rest, ask yourself: “Am I a pussy? WWWD (What would Wendler do?)” Hot sun & a bit of an ear infection can do wonders, too, if it can be arranged
beans - I think that if you and that big nancy, uctb, make the road trip, you know that you should be getting video. Assuming your wife hasn’t told you she moved the camera while you were only half-listening, and now you’re afraid to man up and ask her where she put it.
I’m going to have to switch to a different type of coffee, or else start cutting this stuff with rum or something, because I’ve just hit that sweet spot where I’m typing faster than I can think.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Well now I know I am full capable of changing a tire on the side of the highway by myself.
I called the boy out of instinct, I was told that I’m smart enough to figure it out. Nice. [/quote]
Thumbs up!!
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Polo’s my sworn enemy.[/quote]
Polo’s good peeps even though I have to throw him a steak every once in awhile. Maybe he will let me push his prowler this summer?!?!?! Colorado is pretty far away.
[/quote]
Sure will Toots … I found this awesome hill I push it up that absolutely kicks my ass … I love it … just make sure you don’t puke on it[/quote]
No worries, I only puke when hungover. And I act normal in real life!!! LOL.
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
… just make sure you don’t puke on it[/quote]
So, what? You’re like less baddass than cr@ssfit?
toots - as a 30 minutes pre-prowler training regimen, the protocol is:
Super Big Gulp’s worth of cream soda or grape fanta (The stronger the food colouring, the stronger the training effect)
Clam chowder - lots
Maraschino cherries - at least a jar, preferably 2 (go ahead, drink the syrup too if you like.
Chili - (aw hell, just go for foods with Chunky in their name, while remembering that varied colours, and easily recognizable shapes (When did I eat baby corn?) is of primary importance.
Country fried steak - it’s not so much the ‘steak’ that’s important here, you want to be making sure to get all the grease soaked batter down that you can manage, but of even greater importance is AMPGAP - that’s right, As Much Peppered Gravy As Possible. Use the gravy to fill all the empty spaces between the other foods. This will keep the other foods from bumping against each other, by acting as a ‘cushion’ or shock absorber.
remember if you leave ANY empty space in your stomach you’ll probably start “sloshing” and that can be bad.
Next up, immediately get that Prowler and start in on sprint pushes with a max rest interval of 30 seconds or so. If you reach 45 seconds of rest, ask yourself: “Am I a pussy? WWWD (What would Wendler do?)” Hot sun & a bit of an ear infection can do wonders, too, if it can be arranged
beans - I think that if you and that big nancy, uctb, make the road trip, you know that you should be getting video. Assuming your wife hasn’t told you she moved the camera while you were only half-listening, and now you’re afraid to man up and ask her where she put it.
I’m going to have to switch to a different type of coffee, or else start cutting this stuff with rum or something, because I’ve just hit that sweet spot where I’m typing faster than I can think.[/quote]
I had to stop reading at the grape fanta. Do they even make that anymore?!?!
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
… just make sure you don’t puke on it[/quote]
So, what? You’re like less baddass than cr@ssfit?
[/quote]
I don’t really get what you’re saying here … please clarify
yes no maybe so…
how come I keep seeing Ct. as the last one to have posted?
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
… just make sure you don’t puke on it[/quote]
So, what? You’re like less baddass than cr@ssfit?
[/quote]
I don’t really get what you’re saying here … please clarify[/quote]
Crossfit: Puking is the Distinguished Service Cross of Crossfit. Second only to:
Rhabdomyolysis, (ie: peeing out broken down muscle fibres) Rhabdo is the Medal of Honor for the anorexic guys (but still ee-leet) & solid women of CF.
Bleeding hands & torn callouses rank third above attention whoring like a C-list celebrity.
If I sound like I have a strong disdain for Crossfit, it’s only because I do.
Or I’m just sayin I want toots to puke in your prowler.
(not a euphimism)
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
… just make sure you don’t puke on it[/quote]
So, what? You’re like less baddass than cr@ssfit?
[/quote]
I don’t really get what you’re saying here … please clarify[/quote]
Crossfit: Puking is the Distinguished Service Cross of Crossfit. Second only to:
Rhabdomyolysis, (ie: peeing out broken down muscle fibres) Rhabdo is the Medal of Honor for the anorexic guys (but still ee-leet) & solid women of CF.
Bleeding hands & torn callouses rank third above attention whoring like a C-list celebrity.
If I sound like I have a strong disdain for Crossfit, it’s only because I do.
Or I’m just sayin I want toots to puke in your prowler.
(not a euphimism)[/quote]
so it was a jab at crossfit not at me is what you’re saying? I haven’t interacted with you much and wasn’t sure where you were coming from…
also, Toots can puke on my prowler as long as she brings me a steak
[quote]polo77j wrote:
COURT!! I LOVE YOU TOO[/quote]
Wanna make out?
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
COURT!! I LOVE YOU TOO[/quote]
Wanna make out?[/quote]
Get a room, you two!
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
COURT!! I LOVE YOU TOO[/quote]
Wanna make out?[/quote]
Get a room, you two![/quote]
you come too if you want…
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
… just make sure you don’t puke on it[/quote]
So, what? You’re like less baddass than cr@ssfit?
[/quote]
I don’t really get what you’re saying here … please clarify[/quote]
Crossfit: Puking is the Distinguished Service Cross of Crossfit. Second only to:
Rhabdomyolysis, (ie: peeing out broken down muscle fibres) Rhabdo is the Medal of Honor for the anorexic guys (but still ee-leet) & solid women of CF.
Bleeding hands & torn callouses rank third above attention whoring like a C-list celebrity.
If I sound like I have a strong disdain for Crossfit, it’s only because I do.
Or I’m just sayin I want toots to puke in your prowler.
(not a euphimism)[/quote]
so it was a jab at crossfit not at me is what you’re saying? I haven’t interacted with you much and wasn’t sure where you were coming from…
also, Toots can puke on my prowler as long as she brings me a steak[/quote]
yeah…i was kinda calling you a ‘small p’ pussy, not a ‘Capital P’ one. I made the assumption that you were down with the weirdness in here, but didn’t mean for the tone of what I said to be a real call-out or anything. (Of course if you decided we need to drive our mom’s Subarus to Ohio to MMA each other, I’d feel obliged) ← that was a joke that assumed that you saw the kid calling out fightingirish awhile back.
i’ll just leave this tear