fine ole days of yore
when mom and dad smoked the houseplants
and that camera paid for itself
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:
This. Damned kids will learn the hard way one day. Iāve warned them already about their lack of manners when it comes to knocking, or just simply leaving the woman and I alone when we are upstairsā¦alone!
And I agree that a woman, fresh out of the showerā¦ ATTACK!!! [/quote]
You feel my pain Rod, we have learned to lock the door a long time ago, but nothing like attacking after she gets out of the shower and hear the door handle turn and then knock.
Sighā¦its all good though we only got really the one left at the house, 2 more years. [/quote]
I got three of the little shits that just barge in. I told them one day they will see things that can never be unseen. 5 years left.
[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:
This. Damned kids will learn the hard way one day. Iāve warned them already about their lack of manners when it comes to knocking, or just simply leaving the woman and I alone when we are upstairsā¦alone!
And I agree that a woman, fresh out of the showerā¦ ATTACK!!! [/quote]
You feel my pain Rod, we have learned to lock the door a long time ago, but nothing like attacking after she gets out of the shower and hear the door handle turn and then knock.
Sighā¦its all good though we only got really the one left at the house, 2 more years. [/quote]
I got three of the little shits that just barge in. I told them one day they will see things that can never be unseen. 5 years left.[/quote]
Yea when I started dating Jlo the youngest was 2 years old, so we have locked the door for the past 14 years.
Morning TK.
Wow, I spend 12 hours away from TNation and TK fills up with spanking pics.
God, I love this place.
Not quite a story about kids walking in, but in the same vein: I walked in to my sons room to find him playing legos and my jaw hit the floor. āSon, whereād you find that?ā He told me he found this particular blue cactus underneath my bed next to a box. He had lego men wedged between the arms and the main ummmmā¦appendage and was using it as a spaceship.
That night the kids got a firm lecture about respecting other peoples property.
[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:
And I agree that a woman, fresh out of the showerā¦ ATTACK!!! [/quote]
this.
Ok, the guy at the who loads up the bar with a bunch of 45ās and does quarter squats does quartet lips tooā¦
Somehow Iām not surprised.
^ I posted that last night at the gym.
iPhone must not have completed it until I logged in on it @ work
[quote]2busy wrote:
Ok, the guy at the who loads up the bar with a bunch of 45ās and does quarter squats does quarter chinups tooā¦
Somehow Iām not surprisedā¦[/quote]
how bout the guy that loads up the smith machine with 4 plates and 2 quarters, wraps his knees, wears a belt, and has 2 spottersā¦then does less than 1/4 squats.
and is built like a russett potato.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
Ok, the guy at the who loads up the bar with a bunch of 45ās and does quarter squats does quarter chinups tooā¦
Somehow Iām not surprisedā¦[/quote]
how bout the guy that loads up the smith machine with 4 plates and 2 quarters, wraps his knees, wears a belt, and has 2 spottersā¦then does less than 1/4 squats.
and is built like a russett potato.[/quote]
You mean Bob?
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Morning TK.
Wow, I spend 12 hours away from TNation and TK fills up with spanking pics.
God, I love this place.
Not quite a story about kids walking in, but in the same vein: I walked in to my sons room to find him playing legos and my jaw hit the floor. āSon, whereād you find that?ā He told me he found this particular blue cactus underneath my bed next to a box. He had lego men wedged between the arms and the main ummmmā¦appendage and was using it as a spaceship.
That night the kids got a firm lecture about respecting other peoples property.
[/quote]
You could have taken it as a learning opportunity to teach him responsible spaceship rules, how to properly take-off and land and to avoid black holes at all costs.
Also, you can torture him with this story once he hits 15 or so.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
Ok, the guy at the who loads up the bar with a bunch of 45ās and does quarter squats does quarter chinups tooā¦
Somehow Iām not surprisedā¦[/quote]
how bout the guy that loads up the smith machine with 4 plates and 2 quarters, wraps his knees, wears a belt, and has 2 spottersā¦then does less than 1/4 squats.
and is built like a russett potato.[/quote]
You mean Bob?[/quote]
Bob?
"splain.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
Ok, the guy at the who loads up the bar with a bunch of 45ās and does quarter squats does quarter chinups tooā¦
Somehow Iām not surprisedā¦[/quote]
how bout the guy that loads up the smith machine with 4 plates and 2 quarters, wraps his knees, wears a belt, and has 2 spottersā¦then does less than 1/4 squats.
and is built like a russett potato.[/quote]
You mean Bob?[/quote]
Bob?
"splain.
[/quote]
Inside joke sorry. Sometimes I forget this is the internet.
My whole family has been bugging the shit out of me āWhat is Raedyn (grandson) going to call youā So I came up with well he can call me Bob, that just pisses everyone off.
Whenever we go out to eat a lot of times when they ask for a name I will say Bob. When we were at Disney and there was some ride where they wanted your name it was Bob.
I just like to use it as an alias.
^
My nephew sometimes calls me Jimmy Joe Bob.
He thinks itās hysterical.
Heās 7.
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[quote]Christine wrote:
^
My nephew sometimes calls me Jimmy Joe Bob.
He thinks itās hysterical.
Heās 7.[/quote]
Sounds like a smart kid, he will go places.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Whenever we go out to eat a lot of times when they ask for a name I will say Bob. When we were at Disney and there was some ride where they wanted your name it was Bob.
I just like to use it as an alias. [/quote]
ohā¦got it~
whenever I have to put in a name for something, I always use Waldo.
itās funny to see their reaction. if they look at me funny, I tell them that my Mom named me that, and what is so funny.
they usually look away and giggle.
after while, the have to call out for Waldo - and then I get to see the expression of the crowd.
hilar~
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Whenever we go out to eat a lot of times when they ask for a name I will say Bob. When we were at Disney and there was some ride where they wanted your name it was Bob.
I just like to use it as an alias. [/quote]
ohā¦got it~
whenever I have to put in a name for something, I always use Waldo.
itās funny to see their reaction. if they look at me funny, I tell them that my Mom named me that, and what is so funny.
they usually look away and giggle.
after while, the have to call out for Waldo - and then I get to see the expression of the crowd.
hilar~[/quote]
So Waldo and Bob walked into a barā¦Man we would be dangerous Edgy.
I also love to tell them its spelled with two Bās. That always fucks them up for some reason.
The last kid, is effing hilarious.
Sorry Derek 
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
^
My nephew sometimes calls me Jimmy Joe Bob.
He thinks itās hysterical.
Heās 7.[/quote]
Sounds like a smart kid, he will go places.[/quote]
Yeah, but he has the maturity level of a 6 year old.
Little shit-head, but I love him. Recently taught himself to burp on demand. He thinks thatās hysterical too.
He did get tested as āgiftedā whatever the fuck that means at that age. But he reads at a 5th grade level. He reads a lot.
^ I still have not seen all the vids from yesterday. FML
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
^
My nephew sometimes calls me Jimmy Joe Bob.
He thinks itās hysterical.
Heās 7.[/quote]
Sounds like a smart kid, he will go places.[/quote]
Yeah, but he has the maturity level of a 6 year old.
Little shit-head, but I love him. Recently taught himself to burp on demand. He thinks thatās hysterical too.
He did get tested as āgiftedā whatever the fuck that means at that age. But he reads at a 5th grade level. He reads a lot. [/quote]
Like I said if he has a humor at that age then he is probably a very bright kid. Hopefully he never loses it I am almost 40 and I still think is funny to burp on demand.
I still ask the kids to pull my finger.