Ever Feel Like A Threadkiller? 49

How ironic, when I came into work today I was thinking “God I hope there’s a TN thread with a pic of overweight girls in bikinis and a bunch of guys talking about their colon health”. SCORE.

I don’t know how to quote pictures, buT YES MY face totally looks like that Gary Busey thingy, hHAHAah.
It’s like my head’s going to explode if someone does something that I find irritating (WHICH IS EVERYTHING, BTW)

AND CAP: Yes there are a couple people on my radar. There’s this one dude who’s like 20 years older than I am and comes in a few times a week to repair fitness equipment. He wears the same clothes everyday and is a little on the grubby side. He just seems like he’d be so nice and thrusty in bed, I dunno…

OHH and a random bus driver, he drives the 52. (Southgate mall/downtown)

AH! I had a realization. I have decided that I find men who have helpful jobs very attractive. Well, helpful to stuff I care about. I like working fitness equipment and I need to take the bus places!!! I guess that’s my type, never though I had one!!

[quote]scj119 wrote:
How ironic, when I came into work today I was thinking “God I hope there’s a TN thread with a pic of overweight girls in bikinis and a bunch of guys talking about their colon health”. SCORE.[/quote]

I <3 my healthy colon.

And now for something completely different-- be sure to watch until the end…

We started out talking about corsets and snatches. You boys ruin everything.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
We started out talking about corsets and snatches. You boys ruin everything.[/quote]

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
We started out talking about corsets and snatches. You boys ruin everything.[/quote]

srsly - can we get back to talking about PMPM’s awesome chest?

we were talking about that too, weren’t we?

my bad.

And now for something COMPLETELY different:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
We started out talking about corsets and snatches. You boys ruin everything.[/quote]

No one cares about Olympic lifting.

Surprise Butt Sex Rules!!

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
We started out talking about corsets and snatches. You boys ruin everything.[/quote]

Wait, how’z it go?

TOGTFO… or Snatch.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:]
I certainly didn’t intend to make a fat joke man. My bad.

I wouldn’t do that, particularly if you’re here trying to change your body comp.[/quote]

Yea…

That hurt, beans

Can we go back to advising Patches on her clothing selection?

I normally just casually lurk these threads and don’t read everything…

…but I was strangely captivated by the colonoscopy discussion. Very intriguing indeed.

Could I be repressing some hidden issues?

hmmmmm…
We should have a real life thread killer party. That would be awesome.

[quote]Dasher wrote:
hmmmmm…
We should have a real life thread killer party. That would be awesome.[/quote]

Oh jesus H. We woudl need a lot of booze. A lot.

We inviting lurkers too, or just posters?

We should invite all sortsa T-Nation regulars. It would be the best time!

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Good grief, think of the travel costs.

[quote]DoveofWar08 wrote:
Good grief, think of the travel costs.[/quote]

Fuck, I’m three posts away from 10K.

[quote]Dasher wrote:
hmmmmm…
We should have a real life thread killer party. That would be awesome.[/quote]

I’m down.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Fuck, I’m three posts away from 10K.[/quote]

Its like turning 30, I imagine. …