carrot bukkake.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Im 38 with a sedentary job, history of being 305 pounds, run a division for the state of Texas, have 5 teenagers 20,19,18,17,15, family history of diabetes, hypertension and hypercholesterol. I have to not only lose my belly fat, but stay lean for a long and healthy life. [/quote]
Did your lovely wife know that you were a ticking time bomb when she married you?
(jeesh)[/quote]
Yes, yes she did, I was working two jobs 70 hours a week, going to school full time, getting my kids 3 and half days a week, coaching my sons peewee football and t-ball teams. I figure if I can get to 50 than I am cheating death. [/quote]
We get it! You’re a good dad, JEEZ…[/quote]
Love you Wol. 
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Love you Wol. :)[/quote]
easy now, Deej-
Wolly has kept to his hate for kitties due to his knowledge that he is un-loveable.
if he takes you srsly, he may…just may…start posting LOL cat pics.
it could happen~
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Love you Wol. :)[/quote]
easy now, Deej-
Wolly has kept to his hate for kitties due to his knowledge that he is un-loveable.
if he takes you srsly, he may…just may…start posting LOL cat pics.
it could happen~[/quote]
I hate kittens because kittens deserve to be hated. Being un-loveable is just the cherry on top.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Love you Wol. :)[/quote]
easy now, Deej-
Wolly has kept to his hate for kitties due to his knowledge that he is un-loveable.
if he takes you srsly, he may…just may…start posting LOL cat pics.
it could happen~[/quote]
Wol is just mad cause I have not had the time to play Black Ops.
I did finish playing Halo Reach with the boy last night on Co-Op.
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
speaking of kids, am i the youngest person who posts in this thread?[/quote]
How old are you?[/quote]
i am 19.
[quote]Patch2 wrote:
[quote]Hip Scar wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]Patch2 wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]Patch2 wrote:
Awesome breakfast. Egg whites with portabella, tomato, cheddar and a bit of garlic. OMNOMNOM[/quote]
Sounds better then my breakfast.[/quote]
What did you have?[/quote]
Whey protein and water. Handful of supplements.
Coffee. [/quote]
X 2 with a 1/2 cup of almonds, cashews and pecans.[/quote]
What with the lows calories guys? Come on!!
Breakfast today: 5 scoops of Metabolic Drive Muscle Growth, 1 cup of Raw oats, 1 Banana, 3 tablesps of almond butter, 1/2 tsp Indonesian cinnamon from Penzy’s and 12 oz. of iced coffee all mixed in my blender…and a rice cake on the way out the door![/quote]
What are the macros on that? WHOA
[/quote]
Cals
1157
Fat
45 g
Cholesterol
200 mg
Sodium
667 mg
Carbs
136 g
Fiber
29 g
Protein
92 g
Sugars
39 g
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Holy food, Hip.
BYU—I love olive oil. I actually love most all Mediterranean food staples.[/quote]
Dasher - I is a very big boy. My BMR is around 3000-3200 cals.
Ink, she pinned it on 1 April and has been increasingly annoying since. I will probably be telling her about herself in the coming days. Self-important this one is.
I love when a group of NCOs get together to plan out barracks maintenance. Lots of whining ensues for 45 minutes. I’ve gotten too old for this shit.
mmmm
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Holy food, Hip.
BYU—I love olive oil. I actually love most all Mediterranean food staples.[/quote]
I disagree because your opinion refutes my theory. Nice try![/quote]
Olive oil is the best! Not keen on the olives though. Sorry about your theory BYU…
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Love you Wol. :)[/quote]
easy now, Deej-
Wolly has kept to his hate for kitties due to his knowledge that he is un-loveable.
if he takes you srsly, he may…just may…start posting LOL cat pics.
it could happen~[/quote]
<~~~making that gasping sound, you know how females inhale air…
who doesn’t like kitties??? how is that possible???
[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:
Ink, she pinned it on 1 April and has been increasingly annoying since. I will probably be telling her about herself in the coming days. Self-important this one is.
I love when a group of NCOs get together to plan out barracks maintenance. Lots of whining ensues for 45 minutes. I’ve gotten too old for this shit. [/quote]
Some groups of NCOs are almost as bad as a group as senior SNCO’s when they get together. Way to motivated to do anybody any good!
[quote]JLO73 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Love you Wol. :)[/quote]
easy now, Deej-
Wolly has kept to his hate for kitties due to his knowledge that he is un-loveable.
if he takes you srsly, he may…just may…start posting LOL cat pics.
it could happen~[/quote]
<~~~making that gasping sound, you know how females inhale air…
who doesn’t like kitties??? how is that possible???[/quote]
as far as I can figure, he was an abused child who spent most of his adolescence in a youth authority camp, and has since sunk to robbing the social security checks from invalid octogenarians, and smoking un-filtered cigarettes…
that seems to be the only explanation.
I just can’t imagine hairy pussy is going to come back into style…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I just can’t imagine hairy pussy is going to come back into style…
[/quote]
I like em furry.
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I just can’t imagine hairy pussy is going to come back into style…
[/quote]
I like em furry.[/quote]
You sir, are a disgusting heathen.
That is all.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I just can’t imagine hairy pussy is going to come back into style…
[/quote]
I like em furry.[/quote]
You sir, are a disgusting heathen.
That is all.
;)[/quote]
LOL - you clack me up~(said with asian accent)
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I just can’t imagine hairy pussy is going to come back into style…
[/quote]
I’m okay with that. My only regret is that I didn’t laser back when I was like, 25, before I got any gray pubes.