Ever Feel like a Threadkiller 45.0

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I had coffee, mixed with yelling at me teenager to get the fuck out of bed, and bullshit work headaches…

nomnomnom[/quote]

Can we get a run down of your offspring ages? I thought you just had a litter of babies. [/quote]

No that would be me. Beans is expecting and has a Teenager.[/quote]

This, I’m 31 with a 13 year old and my wife is currently incubating what I’m 99.9999999% sure is my daughter.

The boy likes to drive me insane, but is a great kid all around. His mom did a damn good job, because lord knows I fucked up a ton of stuff.[/quote]

I didn’t realize you have a teenager, I thought he was like 3. Lol

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I had coffee, mixed with yelling at me teenager to get the fuck out of bed, and bullshit work headaches…

nomnomnom[/quote]

Can we get a run down of your offspring ages? I thought you just had a litter of babies. [/quote]

I understand the teenager issue.

And for the record:

21, 19, 17, 15, 13, 11. 8, 5, 3

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:
Awesome breakfast. Egg whites with portabella, tomato, cheddar and a bit of garlic. OMNOMNOM[/quote]

Sounds better then my breakfast.[/quote]

What did you have?[/quote]

Whey protein and water. Handful of supplements.

Coffee. [/quote]

X 2 with a 1/2 cup of almonds, cashews and pecans.[/quote]

What with the lows calories guys? Come on!!

Breakfast today: 5 scoops of Metabolic Drive Muscle Growth, 1 cup of Raw oats, 1 Banana, 3 tablesps of almond butter, 1/2 tsp Indonesian cinnamon from Penzy’s and 12 oz. of iced coffee all mixed in my blender…and a rice cake on the way out the door!

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:
Egg whites with calamata olives, spinach, banana peppers and feta(added after cooking) wrapped in a low carb wrap then grilled again aaand green tea. Delish.[/quote]

Why is it that I hate olives, but could drink olive oil out of the bottle?[/quote]

I think it might be a man thing. My dad and i are the same way. My wife loves olives, hates olive oil.

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:
Finally got the rest of my shit from Afghanistan. My 3000+ DVDs made it safely. While that was awesome, dealing with a new NCO who is trying to be a “go-hard”…let’s just say that a time will come when I have to put her in her place.

I have hunger.[/quote]
Is she one of those “Oh I just got promoted so watch me try and pretend I’m hard shit!” types, promoted Aug 1?

Fucking newbs, haha

I just spent an hour arguing online about whether muscle weighs more than fat. I hate people.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I had coffee, mixed with yelling at me teenager to get the fuck out of bed, and bullshit work headaches…

nomnomnom[/quote]
I now picture you having a little leprechaun voice, eating Lucky Charms all the time.

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I had coffee, mixed with yelling at me teenager to get the fuck out of bed, and bullshit work headaches…

nomnomnom[/quote]
I now picture you having a little leprechaun voice, eating Lucky Charms all the time.[/quote]

I can live with that.

[quote]Hip Scar wrote:

What with the lows calories guys? Come on!!

Breakfast today: 5 scoops of Metabolic Drive Muscle Growth, 1 cup of Raw oats, 1 Banana, 3 tablesps of almond butter, 1/2 tsp Indonesian cinnamon from Penzy’s and 12 oz. of iced coffee all mixed in my blender…and a rice cake on the way out the door![/quote]

< ----------------- hates rice cakes --------------- !

[quote]Hip Scar wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:
Awesome breakfast. Egg whites with portabella, tomato, cheddar and a bit of garlic. OMNOMNOM[/quote]

Sounds better then my breakfast.[/quote]

What did you have?[/quote]

Whey protein and water. Handful of supplements.

Coffee. [/quote]

X 2 with a 1/2 cup of almonds, cashews and pecans.[/quote]

What with the lows calories guys? Come on!!

Breakfast today: 5 scoops of Metabolic Drive Muscle Growth, 1 cup of Raw oats, 1 Banana, 3 tablesps of almond butter, 1/2 tsp Indonesian cinnamon from Penzy’s and 12 oz. of iced coffee all mixed in my blender…and a rice cake on the way out the door![/quote]

What are the macros on that? WHOA

Holy food, Hip.

BYU—I love olive oil. I actually love most all Mediterranean food staples.

[quote]Dasher wrote:
Holy food, Hip.

BYU—I love olive oil. I actually love most all Mediterranean food staples.[/quote]

I disagree because your opinion refutes my theory. Nice try!

[quote]Hip Scar wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]Patch2 wrote:
Awesome breakfast. Egg whites with portabella, tomato, cheddar and a bit of garlic. OMNOMNOM[/quote]

Sounds better then my breakfast.[/quote]

What did you have?[/quote]

Whey protein and water. Handful of supplements.

Coffee. [/quote]

X 2 with a 1/2 cup of almonds, cashews and pecans.[/quote]

What with the lows calories guys? Come on!!

Breakfast today: 5 scoops of Metabolic Drive Muscle Growth, 1 cup of Raw oats, 1 Banana, 3 tablesps of almond butter, 1/2 tsp Indonesian cinnamon from Penzy’s and 12 oz. of iced coffee all mixed in my blender…and a rice cake on the way out the door![/quote]

Im 38 with a sedentary job, history of being 305 pounds, run a division for the state of Texas, have 5 teenagers 20,19,18,17,15, family history of diabetes, hypertension and hypercholesterol. I have to not only lose my belly fat, but stay lean for a long and healthy life.

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Im 38 with a sedentary job, history of being 305 pounds, run a division for the state of Texas, have 5 teenagers 20,19,18,17,15, family history of diabetes, hypertension and hypercholesterol. I have to not only lose my belly fat, but stay lean for a long and healthy life. [/quote]

Did your lovely wife know that you were a ticking time bomb when she married you?

(jeesh)

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Im 38 with a sedentary job, history of being 305 pounds, run a division for the state of Texas, have 5 teenagers 20,19,18,17,15, family history of diabetes, hypertension and hypercholesterol. I have to not only lose my belly fat, but stay lean for a long and healthy life. [/quote]

Did your lovely wife know that you were a ticking time bomb when she married you?

(jeesh)[/quote]

Yes, yes she did, I was working two jobs 70 hours a week, going to school full time, getting my kids 3 and half days a week, coaching my sons peewee football and t-ball teams. I figure if I can get to 50 than I am cheating death.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Im 38 with a sedentary job, history of being 305 pounds, run a division for the state of Texas, have 5 teenagers 20,19,18,17,15, family history of diabetes, hypertension and hypercholesterol. I have to not only lose my belly fat, but stay lean for a long and healthy life. [/quote]

Did your lovely wife know that you were a ticking time bomb when she married you?

(jeesh)[/quote]

Yes, yes she did, I was working two jobs 70 hours a week, going to school full time, getting my kids 3 and half days a week, coaching my sons peewee football and t-ball teams. I figure if I can get to 50 than I am cheating death. [/quote]

no shit…hope you have an adequate life insurance policy…

Kidding, Man…I read your history and you’ve made some substantial changes in your lifestyle despite the challenges you’ve been up again…I’m a fan.

I tell people…
My great grandmother lived to be 102, and only died cause she was hit by a car
My grandmother lived to be 77, and was a smoker/high fat diet/time bomb
My Dad died at 66 due to skin cancer
with that countdown, I’ll be lucky to make it to 50!

If you are someone that needs to be constantly followed up with at work:

Either get your fucking shit together or just clean your ears out with a shotgun, because you fucking piss off those of use that have to keep tabs on your, slow, lazy, pothead ass.

Mother FUCKER!

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Im 38 with a sedentary job, history of being 305 pounds, run a division for the state of Texas, have 5 teenagers 20,19,18,17,15, family history of diabetes, hypertension and hypercholesterol. I have to not only lose my belly fat, but stay lean for a long and healthy life. [/quote]

Did your lovely wife know that you were a ticking time bomb when she married you?

(jeesh)[/quote]

Yes, yes she did, I was working two jobs 70 hours a week, going to school full time, getting my kids 3 and half days a week, coaching my sons peewee football and t-ball teams. I figure if I can get to 50 than I am cheating death. [/quote]

no shit…hope you have an adequate life insurance policy…

Kidding, Man…I read your history and you’ve made some substantial changes in your lifestyle despite the challenges you’ve been up again…I’m a fan.

I tell people…
My great grandmother lived to be 102, and only died cause she was hit by a car
My grandmother lived to be 77, and was a smoker/high fat diet/time bomb
My Dad died at 66 due to skin cancer
with that countdown, I’ll be lucky to make it to 50!
[/quote]

:slight_smile: I know you kidding, its all good and yes I do have a great life insurance policy.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Im 38 with a sedentary job, history of being 305 pounds, run a division for the state of Texas, have 5 teenagers 20,19,18,17,15, family history of diabetes, hypertension and hypercholesterol. I have to not only lose my belly fat, but stay lean for a long and healthy life. [/quote]

Did your lovely wife know that you were a ticking time bomb when she married you?

(jeesh)[/quote]

Yes, yes she did, I was working two jobs 70 hours a week, going to school full time, getting my kids 3 and half days a week, coaching my sons peewee football and t-ball teams. I figure if I can get to 50 than I am cheating death. [/quote]

We get it! You’re a good dad, JEEZ…

[quote]Patch2 wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Coffee unsweetened almond milk chocolate protein powder splenda

Whipped with the handmixer

Frothy nomness.[/quote]

Cold? [/quote]

Warm.
It only froths when warm I noticed.