Ever Feel Like a Threadkiller 42

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
I can’t believe I just said “ahm jelly”.

Time to stay off the internets…[/quote]

You quit posting and I’ll quit havign sex…

Oh wait, my wife is in her first trimester, I haven’t had sex since the first missed period…

So check that, if you quit the interwebs I will hunt you down and make Edgy sodomize Rock while staring longingly into your eyes.[/quote]

Wow, I was horny as a mofo when I was prego. I think I even masterbated in work!!!

hehehehe![/quote]

She is still in "I’m sick as hell 24/7 mode.

I will be lucky to have sex before my birthday…

I’m an Aquarius

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
I can’t believe I just said “ahm jelly”.

Time to stay off the internets…[/quote]

You quit posting and I’ll quit havign sex…

Oh wait, my wife is in her first trimester, I haven’t had sex since the first missed period…

So check that, if you quit the interwebs I will hunt you down and make Edgy sodomize Rock while staring longingly into your eyes.[/quote]

You say this as if it’s a bad thing. In fact, I just came just thinking about it.

Greeny’s an Aquarius, also. When’s your birthday?

jan 25th.

My upper lats are so sore, masturbating later is gonna pump them up.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

She is still in "I’m sick as hell 24/7 mode.

[/quote]

I only got sick once…the night I got engaged to my baby daddy! It was a sign for sure.

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

My new fav song! I’m goin country![/quote]

love me some country!!


They block this site and youtube at my school.

[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
They block this site and youtube at my school.[/quote]

Wow the neenernetz police at school! I can’t get to SAMA at work and usually PW is blocked too don’t ask me must be the word" women" lol

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
They block this site and youtube at my school.[/quote]

Wow the neenernetz police at school! I can’t get to SAMA at work and usually PW is blocked too don’t ask me must be the word" women" lol[/quote]
Well the landing page label this site as “Bikini/Lingerie” What?

[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
They block this site and youtube at my school.[/quote]

Wow the neenernetz police at school! I can’t get to SAMA at work and usually PW is blocked too don’t ask me must be the word" women" lol[/quote]
Well the landing page label this site as “Bikini/Lingerie” What?[/quote]

Yeah but its not like… well when I dick around it theoretically costs someone money… leave the students alone jeez.@@

hallowed what kind of work do you do again?

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
hallowed what kind of work do you do again?[/quote]

Commercial Insurance Broker… I work on behalf of my clients obtaining commercial property and casualty insurance so work comp, fleet auto, large commercial property accounts, general liability specializing in contractors. I do “middle market” so that’s 100k to about 1M in premium per year though my two largest accounts pay $1.5 and$ 2M each per year for their insurance.

Its ALOT of people handling and alot of mundane risk management details, don’t worry its not as boring as it sounds… and it keeps me in whey protein.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
hallowed what kind of work do you do again?[/quote]

Commercial Insurance Broker… I work on behalf of my clients obtaining commercial property and casualty insurance so work comp, fleet auto, large commercial property accounts, general liability specializing in contractors. I do “middle market” so that’s 100k to about 1M in premium per year though my two largest accounts pay $1.5 and$ 2M each per year for their insurance. Its ALOT of people handling and alot of mundane risk management details, don’t worry its not as boring as it sounds… and it keeps me in whey protein.[/quote]

No, not boring…just looking to go into something similar when I graduate next year.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
hallowed what kind of work do you do again?[/quote]

Commercial Insurance Broker… I work on behalf of my clients obtaining commercial property and casualty insurance so work comp, fleet auto, large commercial property accounts, general liability specializing in contractors. I do “middle market” so that’s 100k to about 1M in premium per year though my two largest accounts pay $1.5 and$ 2M each per year for their insurance. Its ALOT of people handling and alot of mundane risk management details, don’t worry its not as boring as it sounds… and it keeps me in whey protein.[/quote]

No, not boring…just looking to go into something similar when I graduate next year.[/quote]

Be smart, competitive… and have a high tolerance for bullsnit and a great memory (got to remember what you told to who) I’m sure you possess these traits. Be prepared to become an expert on a topic that you will not be able to discuss with most of the people in your life for fear of boring them to death. Its more fun to do than to talk about. The beautiful thing about insurance… recession proof. As long as there are attorneys… we shall prosper. And do not go company (carrier) side only go broker (retail or wholesale).

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
hallowed what kind of work do you do again?[/quote]

Commercial Insurance Broker… I work on behalf of my clients obtaining commercial property and casualty insurance so work comp, fleet auto, large commercial property accounts, general liability specializing in contractors. I do “middle market” so that’s 100k to about 1M in premium per year though my two largest accounts pay $1.5 and$ 2M each per year for their insurance. Its ALOT of people handling and alot of mundane risk management details, don’t worry its not as boring as it sounds… and it keeps me in whey protein.[/quote]

No, not boring…just looking to go into something similar when I graduate next year.[/quote]

Be smart, competitive… and have a high tolerance for bullsnit and a great memory (got to remember what you told to who) I’m sure you possess these traits. Be prepared to become an expert on a topic that you will not be able to discuss with most of the people in your life for fear of boring them to death. Its more fun to do than to talk about. The beautiful thing about insurance… recession proof. As long as there are attorneys… we shall prosper. And do not go company (carrier) side only go broker (retail or wholesale).
[/quote]

<— loves insurance like most menstruating women love chocolate.

What is the difference between carrier and retail/wholesale?

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
hallowed what kind of work do you do again?[/quote]

Commercial Insurance Broker… I work on behalf of my clients obtaining commercial property and casualty insurance so work comp, fleet auto, large commercial property accounts, general liability specializing in contractors. I do “middle market” so that’s 100k to about 1M in premium per year though my two largest accounts pay $1.5 and$ 2M each per year for their insurance. Its ALOT of people handling and alot of mundane risk management details, don’t worry its not as boring as it sounds… and it keeps me in whey protein.[/quote]

No, not boring…just looking to go into something similar when I graduate next year.[/quote]

Be smart, competitive… and have a high tolerance for bullsnit and a great memory (got to remember what you told to who) I’m sure you possess these traits. Be prepared to become an expert on a topic that you will not be able to discuss with most of the people in your life for fear of boring them to death. Its more fun to do than to talk about. The beautiful thing about insurance… recession proof. As long as there are attorneys… we shall prosper. And do not go company (carrier) side only go broker (retail or wholesale).
[/quote]

<— loves insurance like most menstruating women love chocolate.

What is the difference between carrier and retail/wholesale?[/quote]

Carrier side is working for one of the insurance carriers (state farm, fireman’s fund, golden eagle, etc.) Retail brokers between the carriers and the insureds. That’s what I do. I work on BEHALF of my client protectecting their interests, making sure they are adequately protected and keeping an eye on the sneaky carriers. Insurance is simplified law. Policies are legally binding documents adjucated through the courts. Wholesale brokers between surplus lines (non admitted carriers) which can only be sold by licensed surplus lines brokers to retail.

So if I have a client who has to have a surplus lines policy due to risk (motorcycle parts for example, or apartment buildings on Galveston island) or simply due to size (anything over half a billion in property values has to be surplus lines its too much coverage for standard markets) so surplus lines brokers go between surplus lines carriers and retail brokers. So that structure would be the insured deals with me I deal with surplus lines broker surplus lines broker deals with surplus lines carrier (like lloyds/Lexington)

That paragraph got away from me I’m on my phone not ideal for bulk communicating hope that made some sort of sense.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
hallowed what kind of work do you do again?[/quote]

Commercial Insurance Broker… I work on behalf of my clients obtaining commercial property and casualty insurance so work comp, fleet auto, large commercial property accounts, general liability specializing in contractors. I do “middle market” so that’s 100k to about 1M in premium per year though my two largest accounts pay $1.5 and$ 2M each per year for their insurance. Its ALOT of people handling and alot of mundane risk management details, don’t worry its not as boring as it sounds… and it keeps me in whey protein.[/quote]

No, not boring…just looking to go into something similar when I graduate next year.[/quote]

Be smart, competitive… and have a high tolerance for bullsnit and a great memory (got to remember what you told to who) I’m sure you possess these traits. Be prepared to become an expert on a topic that you will not be able to discuss with most of the people in your life for fear of boring them to death. Its more fun to do than to talk about. The beautiful thing about insurance… recession proof. As long as there are attorneys… we shall prosper. And do not go company (carrier) side only go broker (retail or wholesale).
[/quote]

<— loves insurance like most menstruating women love chocolate.

What is the difference between carrier and retail/wholesale?[/quote]

Carrier side is working for one of the insurance carriers (state farm, fireman’s fund, golden eagle, etc.) Retail brokers between the carriers and the insureds. That’s what I do. I work on BEHALF of my client protectecting their interests, making sure they are adequately protected and keeping an eye on the sneaky carriers. Insurance is simplified law. Policies are legally binding documents adjucated through the courts. Wholesale brokers between surplus lines (non admitted carriers) which can only be sold by licensed surplus lines brokers to retail. So if I have a client who has to have a surplus lines policy due to risk (motorcycle parts for example, or apartment buildings on Galveston island) or simply due to size (anything over half a billion in property values has to be surplus lines its too much coverage for standard markets) so surplus lines brokers go between surplus lines carriers and retail brokers. So that structure would be the insured deals with me I deal with surplus lines broker surplus lines broker deals with surplus lines carrier (like lloyds/Lexington)

That paragraph got away from me I’m on my phone not ideal for bulk communicating hope that made some sort of sense.[/quote]

Yes, it made some sort of sense, thank you. :slight_smile:

[quote]red04 wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
ok, wrong verb.

was trying to be smart n stuff, like totally.

FAIL.

What I meant is it makes it worse, ok. like, omg.

:)[/quote]

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
I can’t believe I just said “ahm jelly”.

Time to stay off the internets…[/quote]

You quit posting and I’ll quit havign sex…

Oh wait, my wife is in her first trimester, I haven’t had sex since the first missed period…

So check that, if you quit the interwebs I will hunt you down and make Edgy sodomize Rock while staring longingly into your eyes.[/quote]

That should change in the second trimester…


I have always thought owls and snow were a pretty combination.

4 hours sleep.

cappuccino with a double shot of espresso plzzz!