Oh heck, he’s onto me.
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Oh heck, he’s onto me.[/quote]
For a small fee of internet points I won’t alert the town mob.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
One of my clients (or rather, a resident at one of the condos I represent) solved a problem with a commercial vehicle parking in some common parking spaces by setting the vehicle on fire.[/quote]
Problem solved. Makes sense to me!
Howdy 'yall
You got it. I don’t need the mob on my back. Hai Joyce.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.[/quote]
Time
[/quote]
He’s a Hobbitsis this one is[/quote]
Nice, I pwned PMPM.
Lets make sure this is on the top page when she finally comes back from all teh work she has to see my VICTORY!
I have two bodies,
though both joined in one.
the straighter I stand
the quicker I run.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I have two bodies,
though both joined in one.
the straighter I stand
the quicker I run.[/quote]
Pantyhose!
More beautiful than the face of your god,
yet more evil than a devil’s forked tongue.
dead men eat it all the time,
but mortals who eat it die slow.
What has four wheels and flies?
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
More beautiful than the face of your god,
yet more evil than a devil’s forked tongue.
dead men eat it all the time,
but mortals who eat it die slow.
[/quote]
Nothing
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I have two bodies,
though both joined in one.
the straighter I stand
the quicker I run.[/quote]
Pantyhose![/quote]
or an hourglass
BLARGHHHHHHHHH
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I have two bodies,
though both joined in one.
the straighter I stand
the quicker I run.[/quote]
Pantyhose![/quote]
or an hourglass[/quote]
I like to have sex with girls in pantyhose
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I have two bodies,
though both joined in one.
the straighter I stand
the quicker I run.[/quote]
Pantyhose![/quote]
or an hourglass[/quote]
I like to have sex with girls in pantyhose[/quote]
So do the pantyhose bunch up on your leg hair, and do you just rip a place for your package to hang out from? I never would have thought you’d be into that sorta thing, but hey, NTTAWWT
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I have two bodies,
though both joined in one.
the straighter I stand
the quicker I run.[/quote]
Pantyhose![/quote]
lol! not even close!
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I have two bodies,
though both joined in one.
the straighter I stand
the quicker I run.[/quote]
Pantyhose![/quote]
or an hourglass[/quote]
I like to have sex with girls in pantyhose[/quote]
So do the pantyhose bunch up on your leg hair, and do you just rip a place for your package to hang out from? I never would have thought you’d be into that sorta thing, but hey, NTTAWWT[/quote]
i think he means he likes to have sex with girls while they are both inside pantyhose.
oh and ink you’re right on both.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I have two bodies,
though both joined in one.
the straighter I stand
the quicker I run.[/quote]
Pantyhose![/quote]
or an hourglass[/quote]
I like to have sex with girls in pantyhose[/quote]
So do the pantyhose bunch up on your leg hair, and do you just rip a place for your package to hang out from? I never would have thought you’d be into that sorta thing, but hey, NTTAWWT[/quote]
i think he means he likes to have sex with girls while they are both inside pantyhose.
oh and ink you’re right on both.[/quote]
She can just wear the pantyhose, and I’ll have sex with whatever body part she has them covering.
I know what he meant Worm, I’m not completely retarded.
Beans- I’m getting a fucked up mental picture of some chick that looks like she just robbed a convenience store, getting ‘prowled’ by you. Gross. But I do know what you mean, it is pretty hot
Inky - you’re a little disturbed I think…
PS. BLARGH
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
I know what he meant Worm, I’m not completely retarded.
Beans- I’m getting a fucked up mental picture of some chick that looks like she just robbed a convenience store, getting ‘prowled’ by you. Gross. But I do know what you mean, it is pretty hot[/quote]
no no, i knew what you meant.
I was picturing two people, both inside the same set of jumbo sized pantyhose having sex. like a sleeping bag.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
I know what he meant Worm, I’m not completely retarded.
Beans- I’m getting a fucked up mental picture of some chick that looks like she just robbed a convenience store, getting ‘prowled’ by you. Gross. But I do know what you mean, it is pretty hot[/quote]
no no, i knew what you meant.
I was picturing two people, both inside the same set of jumbo sized pantyhose having sex. like a sleeping bag.[/quote]
Haha, fuck dude, that’s funny. Each person is in their own “leg”…