NOICE! Does your wife think your whacko or she into this stuff too?
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
I have two, but I can take it…bring it on, sucka[/quote]
Speaking of which, she looks a stick low on the butter dude.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
I have two, but I can take it…bring it on, sucka[/quote]
Speaking of which, she looks a stick low on the butter dude.
;)[/quote]
I will feed her the butter as her only meal of the day, right before bed, so that it drives her metabolism into the ground, thus creating a larger kid 
MiM-Doesn’t care either way
The sun fried my brains…so. sleepy. Must climb stairs to put daughter to bed. need ice cream. help.
So, hanging around the house, and a super annoying fly decides to fuck with me. Smacked his shit right out of the air. I had the decency to set him free, to let him leave the premesis, but the bastard went to the wall, and started talking more shit…
Inky you are cracking me up. Nice prowler vid.
Joyce, you have too much time on your hands today. Though I DID laugh at the fly video.
[quote]Court wrote:
Joyce, you have too much time on your hands today. Though I DID laugh at the fly video.[/quote]
x2
I can’t wait to move out of this apartment. My roommate has started having loud sex with her boyfriend and either doesn’t care that I’m home and can hear her or doesn’t know I’m home and can hear her. It doesn’t help that I don’t like either of them.
I think you should knock on the door and yell, “I’m gonna need some BACON to make up for this!”
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
I think you should knock on the door and yell, “I’m gonna need some BACON to make up for this!”[/quote]
Hahaha that would be hilarious Deb. But honestly, we’ve lived together since late September and have never hung out or had more than like a 5 minute conversation at a time.
Ah, I thought the boyfriend made you some bacon one morning and I know how much you like bacon…
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Ah, I thought the boyfriend made you some bacon one morning and I know how much you like bacon…[/quote]
He did…doesn’t mean I like him though 
Free me tonight, lest the animal caged free a terror upon you
Caught in the moment, engaging in my bloodlust tonight,
Now I can’t control my venom’s flow
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Hai Hungry!![/quote]
HELLO DEBBIE!!!
Kerly: Are you reading Twilight?[/quote]
American Psycho. (no offense to any of you multiple-automatic weapon-toting gun nuts down there)[/quote]
yeah i posted that during my 4th suicided attempt, guess what i failed again.
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Ah, I thought the boyfriend made you some bacon one morning and I know how much you like bacon…[/quote]
He did…doesn’t mean I like him though :D[/quote]
Grad school hoochie mama!
I see a “Magna Cum Laude” in your future.
^ suicide (i can spell)
blarrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh herro
Hiya Bass
