[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I used to spend all my time in my room to hide from my parents, and they accused me of jacking off all the time. One day I told them i don’t even masturbate, to which they replied “GO TO YOUR ROOM!”
seems kind of counterproductive but whatever.[/quote]
Hai Worm![/quote]
excuse me, but we are discussing if we have ever been caught fapping…
Feel free to contribute, and flirt with worm later.[/quote]
flirt with me tomorrow, I’m going home.
Goodnight kids.[/quote]
Beans cockblocks long enough for Worm to go home. You owe me beans…[/quote]
Never been caught, I still tell myself my parents thought I was just reading in my room all those afternoons. My husband has caught me a million times.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I used to spend all my time in my room to hide from my parents, and they accused me of jacking off all the time. One day I told them i don’t even masturbate, to which they replied “GO TO YOUR ROOM!”
seems kind of counterproductive but whatever.[/quote]
Hai Worm![/quote]
excuse me, but we are discussing if we have ever been caught fapping…
Feel free to contribute, and flirt with worm later.[/quote]
My contribution:
The summer before college started, my boyfriend and I were having sex while my parents were at my brothers’ lacrosse tournament. He was giving it to me while I sat on the edge of the kitchen table when my front door opened and my family walked in. He ran around the corner to pull up his pants and I did the same, walking out 5 seconds later saying hi to my family like nothing happened.
The kitchen table is very viewable from the front door, but I’m thinking I was saved by my brother opening the door slow enough for us to get away.
now… hai worm. how YOU doin’?[/quote]
You were banging somebody
You didn’t get caught by your parents, only your savior of a brother.
Big difference between your story and the shameful events of Trav’s life. And Worm’s only being accused of wrong doing, he’s actual an innocent man.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Never been caught, I still tell myself my parents thought I was just reading in my room all those afternoons. My husband has caught me a million times. [/quote]
So that’s why all those Dean Koontz novels have sticky pages…
I hope I can be black when I’m 60 so I can just play some bad ass blues.[/quote]
Noice! I just read it yesterday, Jim Byrnes (from earlier)(also a whitey) said “I’ve been playin’ the blues for 40 years. I think I’ve finally got some of it figured out.”
But for AUTH-OR-IT-Y:
Solomon Burke could walk into any music shop on the planet, unzip, thump his nuts up onto the counter, say “I’d like these buffed and polished, please.” and get it.
Honorable mention goes to Jimmy Cotton - any senior citizen who doesn’t kill himself doing a backflip onstage is A-Okay. Plus he crushes harps worse than I.
I wonder if this theory about head injuries causing adverse behavior (Big Bens’ penchant for
being irresponsible) has any legs. It would definitely answer a alot of questions I have about myself.
In the long run it’s probably all bullshit. Has to be.
I’ve been hiding from my friends. I finally told them about Dallas. I’m getting a lot of I told you so, and he’s an asshole. It’s not really the sort of comforting I want, it ends up putting me on the defensive. It’s odd to tell someone how to comfort you, good thing friends you’ve know forever don’t offend easily.
