Oh and I’m not reading all of that so someone give me a summary
permission to
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
I watched porn when I was 12 and now I’m a serial killer/rapist
lol but seriously it probably messed me up[/quote]
Lol, someone go ask silverhyrda what age he started watching porn.
I want my little man to be that well adjusted, intelligent and well, respectful.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
permission to [/quote]
WAT?
2:22 - 2:37
amazing, just fucking amazing
They liars, they phony’s, they fakes…
I’m the motherfucking realist
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
How old’s your kid?[/quote]
12, so the fun is over. He wants to live in his room, and I have to decide if we want to put porn blockers on his internet, etc.
Once he gets a cell and facebook, I will have to get a facebook to monitor that shit, but I:
a) Don’t want to know what porn, or how much he is looking at
b) Don’t want to communicate that we DON’T trust his judgment not to watch freaky shit or too much banging
c) Want to stifle him so that the first taste of freedom he gets he goes wild and fucks up
It is a harder choice than one would think. He is very bright and the most well behaved child ever… So it is hard to not let him have the freedom until he fucks it up. But on the other hand, I don’t want to NOT be protective enough and shield him from the deranged heathenism out there.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU [/quote]
12? DAYUM.
My boss just recently caught his 13 yo jerking off. His door was cracked open and he did the ‘knock and walk in’ and he caught him in the front of the computer, with his pants halfway off.
His boy went, “OH NO! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH NO! DAAAAAAAAAAD!!! DON’T TELL MOM!!!”
So, my boss proceded to sit down with him, tell him it’s cool and normal for guys to do… Then shows him free porn sites that are free of viruses.
I didn’t know what to think about that.
My dad had some great magazines when I was a kid, but I had to find the hiding spots. He sure as hell wouldn’t have hooked me up with any…
My dad caught me one time and he was like “WHAT THE FUCK!? GO HELP YOUR MOM WITH DINNER! JESUS!”
Later on he told me that I can be a pervert when I moved out
lolz
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
My dad caught me one time and he was like “WHAT THE FUCK!? GO HELP YOUR MOM WITH DINNER! JESUS!”
Later on he told me that I can be a pervert when I moved out
lolz[/quote]
LOL!!!
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
My dad caught me one time and he was like “WHAT THE FUCK!? GO HELP YOUR MOM WITH DINNER! JESUS!”
Later on he told me that I can be a pervert when I moved out
lolz[/quote]
LOL!!!
Shit! That’s funny, Trav!
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
My dad caught me one time and he was like “WHAT THE FUCK!? GO HELP YOUR MOM WITH DINNER! JESUS!”
Later on he told me that I can be a pervert when I moved out
lolz[/quote]
Oh man, you poor bastard. LOL!
I wouldn’t show him the free shit, but I wouldn’t do what your dad did either. I would just walk out and talk to him later that it was perfectly natural and normal, but don’t go over board, blah blah blah.
I never got caught wackin it. But mah mom did walk in on me banging my highschool girlfriend. Doggie style, pulling her hair, and she was dirty talking… LOL! That went over real well. She just dropped the can of creamed corn she was holding and walked upstairs.
And then, my mom walked in on me banging my college girlfriend in the pooper. One of like 3 times she tried it, and mom dukes walks in on it. It was vacation, and we were all really drunk. The next morning was awkward.
I used to spend all my time in my room to hide from my parents, and they accused me of jacking off all the time. One day I told them i don’t even masturbate, to which they replied “GO TO YOUR ROOM!”
seems kind of counterproductive but whatever.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
My dad caught me one time and he was like “WHAT THE FUCK!? GO HELP YOUR MOM WITH DINNER! JESUS!”
Later on he told me that I can be a pervert when I moved out
lolz[/quote]
Oh man, you poor bastard. LOL!
I wouldn’t show him the free shit, but I wouldn’t do what your dad did either. I would just walk out and talk to him later that it was perfectly natural and normal, but don’t go over board, blah blah blah.
I never got caught wackin it. But mah mom did walk in on me banging my highschool girlfriend. Doggie style, pulling her hair, and she was dirty talking… LOL! That went over real well. She just dropped the can of creamed corn she was holding and walked upstairs.
And then, my mom walked in on me banging my college girlfriend in the pooper. One of like 3 times she tried it, and mom dukes walks in on it. It was vacation, and we were all really drunk. The next morning was awkward.
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that’s the difference between moms and dads. moms freak out when they see you gettin it on, but dads just ACT angry and then high five you later.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I used to spend all my time in my room to hide from my parents, and they accused me of jacking off all the time. One day I told them i don’t even masturbate, to which they replied “GO TO YOUR ROOM!”
seems kind of counterproductive but whatever.[/quote]
Hai Worm!
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I used to spend all my time in my room to hide from my parents, and they accused me of jacking off all the time. One day I told them i don’t even masturbate, to which they replied “GO TO YOUR ROOM!”
seems kind of counterproductive but whatever.[/quote]
Hai Worm![/quote]
excuse me, but we are discussing if we have ever been caught fapping…
Feel free to contribute, and flirt with worm later.
I used the excuse of “clearing shooting lanes” for my deer blind and be away from the house for hours… Cruisin porn mags in my deer blind
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I used to spend all my time in my room to hide from my parents, and they accused me of jacking off all the time. One day I told them i don’t even masturbate, to which they replied “GO TO YOUR ROOM!”
seems kind of counterproductive but whatever.[/quote]
Hai Worm![/quote]
excuse me, but we are discussing if we have ever been caught fapping…
Feel free to contribute, and flirt with worm later.[/quote]
flirt with me tomorrow, I’m going home.
Goodnight kids.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I used to spend all my time in my room to hide from my parents, and they accused me of jacking off all the time. One day I told them i don’t even masturbate, to which they replied “GO TO YOUR ROOM!”
seems kind of counterproductive but whatever.[/quote]
Hai Worm![/quote]
excuse me, but we are discussing if we have ever been caught fapping…
Feel free to contribute, and flirt with worm later.[/quote]
My contribution:
The summer before college started, my boyfriend and I were having sex while my parents were at my brothers’ lacrosse tournament. He was giving it to me while I sat on the edge of the kitchen table when my front door opened and my family walked in. He ran around the corner to pull up his pants and I did the same, walking out 5 seconds later saying hi to my family like nothing happened.
The kitchen table is very viewable from the front door, but I’m thinking I was saved by my brother opening the door slow enough for us to get away.
now… hai worm. how YOU doin’?
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I used to spend all my time in my room to hide from my parents, and they accused me of jacking off all the time. One day I told them i don’t even masturbate, to which they replied “GO TO YOUR ROOM!”
seems kind of counterproductive but whatever.[/quote]
Hai Worm![/quote]
excuse me, but we are discussing if we have ever been caught fapping…
Feel free to contribute, and flirt with worm later.[/quote]
flirt with me tomorrow, I’m going home.
Goodnight kids.[/quote]
Beans cockblocks long enough for Worm to go home. You owe me beans…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
They liars, they phony’s, they fakes…
I’m the motherfucking realist
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you missed a whole line in between the two you typed. Saaayyy it!!