Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer?

[quote]imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Q

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren’t the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.

Ah geeze Barry! I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since!

Again, pancakes are the bottom of the barrel. (^:

You’re just pissed, because they’re too hard for you to make:)

I can make a wide variety of breakfast food for your information!! It’s the other stuff that I need practice on. This is what I know:

Pancakes=boo
French Toast=yipee

Pfft… I highly doubt that. You probably burn Eggo waffles, too.

Your argument is weak. I expected better from a diva:([/quote]

My divaness has taken a dive this week. Take all the shots you want.

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Q

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren’t the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.

Ah geeze Barry! I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since!

Again, pancakes are the bottom of the barrel. (^:

You’re just pissed, because they’re too hard for you to make:)

I can make a wide variety of breakfast food for your information!! It’s the other stuff that I need practice on. This is what I know:

Pancakes=boo
French Toast=yipee

Pfft… I highly doubt that. You probably burn Eggo waffles, too.

Your argument is weak. I expected better from a diva:(

My divaness has taken a dive this week. Take all the shots you want. [/quote]

Nah. I won’t kick ya while you’re down.

Here’s a peace offering…

2


3

pancakes.

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
pancakes.[/quote]

x2

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Q

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren’t the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.

Ah geeze Barry! I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since!

Again, pancakes are the bottom of the barrel. (^:

You’re just pissed, because they’re too hard for you to make:)

I can make a wide variety of breakfast food for your information!! It’s the other stuff that I need practice on. This is what I know:

Pancakes=boo
French Toast=yipee

Pfft… I highly doubt that. You probably burn Eggo waffles, too.

Your argument is weak. I expected better from a diva:(

My divaness has taken a dive this week. Take all the shots you want. [/quote]

Why? What’s s’matter?

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Q

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren’t the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.

Ah geeze Barry! I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since!

Again, pancakes are the bottom of the barrel. (^:

You’re just pissed, because they’re too hard for you to make:)

I can make a wide variety of breakfast food for your information!! It’s the other stuff that I need practice on. This is what I know:

Pancakes=boo
French Toast=yipee

I think I’ve had the last post on a few pages now.

BTW, FRENCH pancakes (crepes) = hoo-yah!
But even as threadworthy an arguement as morning carbs are, I drather : ChoppedHam+Sausage+Bacon+PulledPork+Veggies+Egg+tabasco=OMELETTE_WIN!!!

(i’s likes foodz.)

Crepes are the gay brother of the pancake. I like them best when they’re fruity.[/quote]

at least I didn’t bring up de dutch ones. I mean ‘mention’.
they’re crammed full of meat, and hollandaise… gotta go eat.

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Q

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren’t the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.

Ah geeze Barry! I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since!

This was from a movie, I take it?

My first thought was find something from Walken in “Balls of Fury”

Then I settled on the cinematic masterpiece that is “Beerfest” - but be warned, it’s kind of cerebral.[/quote]

I heard Beerfest was funny. I love Walken, though.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Q

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren’t the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.

Ah geeze Barry! I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since!

This was from a movie, I take it?

My first thought was find something from Walken in “Balls of Fury”

Then I settled on the cinematic masterpiece that is “Beerfest” - but be warned, it’s kind of cerebral.

I heard Beerfest was funny. I love Walken, though.[/quote]

You’ve got to be in a silly mood for it. I haven’t seen Balls of Fury, but Walken never gets enough credit.

I’m gonna score!

Another page!

Ok, maybe not…

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Ok, maybe not…[/quote]

Fail…

m

I want 137!!!

Give it to me!!!

Hey, where’d my pics go?

almost…

there…

[quote]miroku333 wrote:
137?[/quote]

Fail…137!!!

137!