Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer?

[quote]ComixGuy wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
“I’m nawawawoat sleeeeeepppyyyyy” -midnight.

or - she’s crushing your head. You have a flat head, buddy!

Okay…I think that wins the title of most cuteness. So all the other cute pics = fail[/quote]

You can’t tell me that cute kitties are a fail?!?!?!


Kittie=FAIL


another…

[quote]MUthrows94 wrote:
mom-in-MD wrote:
MUthrows94 wrote:
mom-in-MD wrote:
hi

Maryland in the HOUSE…

Oh hey neighbor! What part?

I live outside of Frederick and work in Columbia, whereabouts are you located.[/quote]

I have no idea where that is, lol…we are down in southern MD living on base(Pax River)

[quote]rainjack wrote:
I’ve killed more threads than all you guys put together.

So maybe we can have a little contest to see who the real thread killer is: Whose post kills this thread? [/quote]

BIG MISTAKE

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
miroku333 wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
Makavali wrote:
hi

vu!

you were robbed!

I did a big edit on my post - bitching out hungry & the ‘redhead’ , and it failed to update. anyway…

I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel.
Well, not really, but I did do something a little gimpy to my right shoulder trying to bend a yellow nail. (7x1/4")

I had gotten down to 3/16x4 3/4" without major pain.

It was about 5 minutes of “Who’s on first?” with me, my wife and daughter. My wife figured that there was some function for the steel wickets I was making out of perfectly good rods. She didn’t get the purpose behind it, and my daughter had to explain to her, it was “Because Daddy CAN!”

(it’s a venti cup, for scale.)[/quote]

steel bending is a real man’s pastime!
that being said, I guess I’m not a real man since I haven’t gotten into it yet.

hand/wrist/grip strength training is awesome, I have a tendency to push too much though. I mean I’m chillin at home, and the equipment I need is on the end table, why not train a little more? e.g. seriously strained elbow tendons from arm-wrestling took me out of bench press training for 6 weeks, the tendons hadn’t recovered fully and I re-injured them, another few weeks go by, etc…
so I usually leave that stuff alone now.

Funny.

[quote]miroku333 wrote:

steel bending is a real man’s pastime!
that being said, I guess I’m not a real man since I haven’t gotten into it yet.

hand/wrist/grip strength training is awesome, I have a tendency to push too much though. I mean I’m chillin at home, and the equipment I need is on the end table, why not train a little more? e.g. seriously strained elbow tendons from arm-wrestling took me out of bench press training for 6 weeks, the tendons hadn’t recovered fully and I re-injured them, another few weeks go by, etc…
so I usually leave that stuff alone now.[/quote]

every site on bending says to take it slow. It seems the guys bending wrenches and folding frying pans might have and idea what they’re talking about.

For me, the Kettlebell stuff & the nail bending are generally trying to get my grip sufficient to Deadlifting. I’ve only tried straps in the past couple of months, and only on the last 2-3 singles, but I know my legs & core are still fresh-ish, compared to every combo of hand position/chalking I’ve tried till now.

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
ComixGuy wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
“I’m nawawawoat sleeeeeepppyyyyy” -midnight.

or - she’s crushing your head. You have a flat head, buddy!

Okay…I think that wins the title of most cuteness. So all the other cute pics = fail

You can’t tell me that cute kitties are a fail?!?!?![/quote]

Only in the context of trying to be cuter than the picture of his daughter. It is all degrees. The bar is set too high.

(plus this is my attempt at killing the cuteness pics once and for all).


Q

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Q[/quote]

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren’t the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.

Ah geeze Barry! I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since!

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Q

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren’t the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.

Ah geeze Barry! I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since! [/quote]

This was from a movie, I take it?

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Q

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren’t the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.

Ah geeze Barry! I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since!

This was from a movie, I take it?[/quote]

My first thought was find something from Walken in “Balls of Fury”

Then I settled on the cinematic masterpiece that is “Beerfest” - but be warned, it’s kind of cerebral.

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Q

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren’t the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.

Ah geeze Barry! I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since! [/quote]

Again, pancakes are the bottom of the barrel. (^:

EDIT: cool, 136!!1!!1!

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Q

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren’t the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.

Ah geeze Barry! I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since!

Again, pancakes are the bottom of the barrel. (^:[/quote]

You’re just pissed, because they’re too hard for you to make:)

[quote]imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Q

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren’t the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.

Ah geeze Barry! I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since!

Again, pancakes are the bottom of the barrel. (^:

You’re just pissed, because they’re too hard for you to make:)[/quote]

I can make a wide variety of breakfast food for your information!! It’s the other stuff that I need practice on. This is what I know:

Pancakes=boo
French Toast=yipee

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Q

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren’t the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.

Ah geeze Barry! I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since!

Again, pancakes are the bottom of the barrel. (^:

You’re just pissed, because they’re too hard for you to make:)

I can make a wide variety of breakfast food for your information!! It’s the other stuff that I need practice on. This is what I know:

Pancakes=boo
French Toast=yipee
[/quote]

I think I’ve had the last post on a few pages now.

BTW, FRENCH pancakes (crepes) = hoo-yah!
But even as threadworthy an arguement as morning carbs are, I drather : ChoppedHam+Sausage+Bacon+PulledPork+Veggies+Egg+tabasco=OMELETTE_WIN!!!

(i’s likes foodz.)

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Q

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren’t the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.

Ah geeze Barry! I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since!

Again, pancakes are the bottom of the barrel. (^:

You’re just pissed, because they’re too hard for you to make:)

I can make a wide variety of breakfast food for your information!! It’s the other stuff that I need practice on. This is what I know:

Pancakes=boo
French Toast=yipee
[/quote]

Pfft… I highly doubt that. You probably burn Eggo waffles, too.

Your argument is weak. I expected better from a diva:(

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Q

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren’t the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.

Ah geeze Barry! I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since!

Again, pancakes are the bottom of the barrel. (^:

You’re just pissed, because they’re too hard for you to make:)

I can make a wide variety of breakfast food for your information!! It’s the other stuff that I need practice on. This is what I know:

Pancakes=boo
French Toast=yipee

I think I’ve had the last post on a few pages now.

BTW, FRENCH pancakes (crepes) = hoo-yah!
But even as threadworthy an arguement as morning carbs are, I drather : ChoppedHam+Sausage+Bacon+PulledPork+Veggies+Egg+tabasco=OMELETTE_WIN!!!

(i’s likes foodz.)[/quote]

Crepes are the gay brother of the pancake. I like them best when they’re fruity.

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Q

I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren’t the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass.

Ah geeze Barry! I don’t know what I’d do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
It wasn’t the handle! I’ve been shitting pancakes ever since!

Again, pancakes are the bottom of the barrel. (^:

You’re just pissed, because they’re too hard for you to make:)

I can make a wide variety of breakfast food for your information!! It’s the other stuff that I need practice on. This is what I know:

Pancakes=boo
French Toast=yipee

I think I’ve had the last post on a few pages now.

BTW, FRENCH pancakes (crepes) = hoo-yah!
But even as threadworthy an arguement as morning carbs are, I drather : ChoppedHam+Sausage+Bacon+PulledPork+Veggies+Egg+tabasco=OMELETTE_WIN!!!

(i’s likes foodz.)[/quote]

You have a alot of meat in there. I only like one at a time. (^: