Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (6)

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The IRS is on thier way to your house with shotguns right now.

Do me a favor, divide box 4 by box 1 on your W2.

I’ll answer in more detail later tonight, but post the answer to the division.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]APB wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]APB wrote:
Ignore the above post. that’s my alter ego, who is a dirty 10er. well, don’t ignore it completely. I do love cat pics[/quote]

oh, its the devil.

what’s up?[/quote]

I can haz ur soul??[/quote]

Man, I was just about to take your soul from your other account. You cant be shapeshitin’ on me, man!
[/quote]

I am not even sure where that account came from. Must have created it by accident when I got confused about what screen name goes where. It’s nice in here though…

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
My gf’s dad said this

“you’re ok, for one of them”
[/quote]

I like the sound of this guy

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[quote]APB wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]APB wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]APB wrote:
Ignore the above post. that’s my alter ego, who is a dirty 10er. well, don’t ignore it completely. I do love cat pics[/quote]

oh, its the devil.

what’s up?[/quote]

I can haz ur soul??[/quote]

Man, I was just about to take your soul from your other account. You cant be shapeshitin’ on me, man!
[/quote]

I am not even sure where that account came from. Must have created it by accident when I got confused about what screen name goes where. It’s nice in here though…[/quote]

Glad you like it man! Hope you stick around…this humans in here get so out of contol and I cant deal with it alone.

Everyone say hi to APB!

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[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
My gf’s dad said this

“you’re ok, for one of them”
[/quote]

I like the sound of this guy[/quote]

Well, um, you build a time machine and kill me before I met his daughter…then you can have the girl, a dead ct. rockula, and pal around with him all you want.

766

Get me that number worm…

I’m leaving my office now, and will be home in like 35-40 and if you post will answer tonight.

Otherwise your waiting until the am.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
My gf’s dad said this

“you’re ok, for one of them”
[/quote]

I like the sound of this guy[/quote]

Well, um, you build a time machine and kill me before I met his daughter…then you can have the girl, a dead ct. rockula, and pal around with him all you want.[/quote]

if only

sigh

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[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
My gf’s dad said this

“you’re ok, for one of them”
[/quote]

I like the sound of this guy[/quote]

Well, um, you build a time machine and kill me before I met his daughter…then you can have the girl, a dead ct. rockula, and pal around with him all you want.[/quote]

if only

sigh
[/quote]

you wouldnt really, would you?

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
My gf’s dad said this

“you’re ok, for one of them”
[/quote]

I like the sound of this guy[/quote]

Well, um, you build a time machine and kill me before I met his daughter…then you can have the girl, a dead ct. rockula, and pal around with him all you want.[/quote]

if only

sigh
[/quote]

you wouldnt really, would you?
[/quote]

no not rly

:slight_smile:

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First, let me start wirh my dog is the fucking bomb shizzel. He has gained 15 fucking pounds of pure badassness. He is a lean 85lbs of black awesomeness. Fuck yeah!

Worm:

If in fact you typed the numbers in correctly:

  1. You accounting department/payroll clerk is a fucking bunch of idiots. How anyone that can do basic math issues a W2 like that is beyond me. Their 941 wouldn’t even work. Jesus christ, I feel bad for your companies accountant. They sit at their desk swearing about your bookkeeper all fucking day. I am sure that your employer’s accounting department has been called a C-Bomb by their accountant a few times.

  2. That said, they probably just typo-ed your w2, I doubt they actually paid that into the government, but that isn’t your problem.

  3. Because they are retards: DO NOT GO BACK FOR AN AMENDED W2! Just put the excess on line 69 on page 2 of the 1040. (not the entire amount, just the excess they withheld.)I believe it’s called excess tier social security or some shit. The IRS will give you the money, and then the issue becomes one between the IRS and your employer. You get paid, and they deal with the headache… Problem solved.

  4. You are using turbo tax. Which to me is the shittiest program around. I could hand write a return faster than use that stupid software. So good luck getting that number to show up… Worst case is print the return, hand write in the amount, white out the last few numbers and hand write in the new numbers. If you get stuck on the math, let me know I’ll walk you through it. Also if your super nervous, scan it in and email it to me, and I’ll look at it for you.

If there is anything I forgot to touch on, let me know.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
when I see Angry Chicken’s avatar, I want to party with that thing!

That fucking bird would be a bad ass wingman

it looks like its saying

“you cant handle this, watch me move bitch! I told you, this isnt what you want”

lol, that make me crazy?[/quote]

Rock! You are a fucking psychic! That’s EXACTLY what it is saying! LOL

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
when I see Angry Chicken’s avatar, I want to party with that thing!

That fucking bird would be a bad ass wingman

it looks like its saying

“you cant handle this, watch me move bitch! I told you, this isnt what you want”

lol, that make me crazy?[/quote]

Rock! You are a fucking psychic! That’s EXACTLY what it is saying! LOL[/quote]

Here I thought it was “dah-da-da-danna-da-da-da-dah-dah-danna-dah-dah-dah-wak-wak-wak-wak”
(I might have screwed up the lyrics to the chicken dance, because I’m also listening to the music from the music from the tranny-Disney movie with my daughter for the 3rd?4th?60th? time this week.)

Mulan

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I was thinking it was Mulan.

I got a haircut yesterday. The premeet rituals will not be denied. Ghetto Shirley Temple ftw!

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I was thinking it was Mulan.

I got a haircut yesterday. The premeet rituals will not be denied. Ghetto Shirley Temple ftw! [/quote]

Pics or it didn’t happen

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
when I see Angry Chicken’s avatar, I want to party with that thing!

That fucking bird would be a bad ass wingman

it looks like its saying

“you cant handle this, watch me move bitch! I told you, this isnt what you want”

lol, that make me crazy?[/quote]

Rock! You are a fucking psychic! That’s EXACTLY what it is saying! LOL[/quote]

its that expression on his face, dude. His eyes look like “that dude” that doesnt have to try in clubs to get the hottest girl. That’s alpha chicken right there.

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My Mexican half takes over sometimes and that’s when I give free tats all night.

FUEGOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
when I see Angry Chicken’s avatar, I want to party with that thing!

That fucking bird would be a bad ass wingman

it looks like its saying

“you cant handle this, watch me move bitch! I told you, this isnt what you want”

lol, that make me crazy?[/quote]

Rock! You are a fucking psychic! That’s EXACTLY what it is saying! LOL[/quote]

I feel the same way the Count does. anytime I see an AC post i stop and stare at it and just watch him work his mojo. Is it wrong that not long after that I have an urge for KFC?

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[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
when I see Angry Chicken’s avatar, I want to party with that thing!

That fucking bird would be a bad ass wingman

it looks like its saying

“you cant handle this, watch me move bitch! I told you, this isnt what you want”

lol, that make me crazy?[/quote]

Rock! You are a fucking psychic! That’s EXACTLY what it is saying! LOL[/quote]

Here I thought it was “dah-da-da-danna-da-da-da-dah-dah-danna-dah-dah-dah-wak-wak-wak-wak”
(I might have screwed up the lyrics to the chicken dance, because I’m also listening to the music from the music from the tranny-Disney movie with my daughter for the 3rd?4th?60th? time this week.)

Mulan[/quote]

Mine’s more of a “house” version of that. LOL

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I was thinking it was Mulan.

I got a haircut yesterday. The premeet rituals will not be denied. Ghetto Shirley Temple ftw! [/quote]

Pics or it didn’t happen[/quote]

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
when I see Angry Chicken’s avatar, I want to party with that thing!

That fucking bird would be a bad ass wingman

it looks like its saying

“you cant handle this, watch me move bitch! I told you, this isnt what you want”

lol, that make me crazy?[/quote]

Rock! You are a fucking psychic! That’s EXACTLY what it is saying! LOL[/quote]

its that expression on his face, dude. His eyes look like “that dude” that doesnt have to try in clubs to get the hottest girl. That’s alpha chicken right there.
[/quote]

Yeah… He gets that from me… LOL