Ever Feel Like A Thread Killer? 58

[quote]Stern wrote:
My cat just jumped up, bared her ass to me and sprayed anal sac juice across my face. =/[/quote]

Ouch…

Maybe she needs the litter box changed.

[quote]Stern wrote:
My cat just jumped up, bared her ass to me and sprayed anal sac juice across my face. =/[/quote]

Is you cat fixed?

How old is she?

Females spray if they are in heat.

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:
My cat just jumped up, bared her ass to me and sprayed anal sac juice across my face. =/[/quote]

Is you cat fixed?

How old is she?

Females spray if they are in heat.

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I’m sorry, are we still talking about cats?

Just watched Moneyball about the Oakland As…sad they didn’t make it to the World Series, but damn, the older he gets the more Brad Pitt is becoming Robert Redford.

[quote]Stern wrote:
My cat just jumped up, bared her ass to me and sprayed anal sac juice across my face. =/[/quote]

Our kitten does somewhat the same thing to IH all the time, but with farts, not spray.

^^ Ewww, lol

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:
My cat just jumped up, bared her ass to me and sprayed anal sac juice across my face. =/[/quote]

Our kitten does somewhat the same thing to IH all the time, but with farts, not spray. [/quote]

AWwwww The halitosis mystery solved.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:
My cat just jumped up, bared her ass to me and sprayed anal sac juice across my face. =/[/quote]

Our kitten does somewhat the same thing to IH all the time, but with farts, not spray. [/quote]

I have to say I would’ve preferred this. When I said spray, I actually meant stuff like pus sprayed out and landed on my cheek and forehead, followed immediately by a rank smell. =/

I had to Google this shit though cause I had no idea what had happened! Apparently this is normal. Lol…I can safely say out of the 6 cats I’ve had throughout my life I’ve NEVER been sprayed with anal sac juice…

She’s going to the vets this week, just in case.

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:
My cat just jumped up, bared her ass to me and sprayed anal sac juice across my face. =/[/quote]

Is you cat fixed?

How old is she?

Females spray if they are in heat.
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She is fixed and about 13 years old.

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:
My cat just jumped up, bared her ass to me and sprayed anal sac juice across my face. =/[/quote]

Is you cat fixed?

How old is she?

Females spray if they are in heat.
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She is fixed and about 13 years old.[/quote]

Hmm. Maybe just less control or something. Hopefully nothing is too wrong.

Maybe that’s why she keeps showing you her ass, somethings wrong? Good thing to take her to the vet.

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:
My cat just jumped up, bared her ass to me and sprayed anal sac juice across my face. =/[/quote]

Our kitten does somewhat the same thing to IH all the time, but with farts, not spray. [/quote]

I have to say I would’ve preferred this. When I said spray, I actually meant stuff like pus sprayed out and landed on my cheek and forehead, followed immediately by a rank smell. =/

I had to Google this shit though cause I had no idea what had happened! Apparently this is normal. Lol…I can safely say out of the 6 cats I’ve had throughout my life I’ve NEVER been sprayed with anal sac juice…

She’s going to the vets this week, just in case.
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If my cat did this to me, she would end up in the oven. That’s just repulsive. I now know what to look out for.

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:
My cat just jumped up, bared her ass to me and sprayed anal sac juice across my face. =/[/quote]

Our kitten does somewhat the same thing to IH all the time, but with farts, not spray. [/quote]

I have to say I would’ve preferred this. When I said spray, I actually meant stuff like pus sprayed out and landed on my cheek and forehead, followed immediately by a rank smell. =/

I had to Google this shit though cause I had no idea what had happened! Apparently this is normal. Lol…I can safely say out of the 6 cats I’ve had throughout my life I’ve NEVER been sprayed with anal sac juice…

She’s going to the vets this week, just in case.
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If my cat did this to me, she would end up in the oven. That’s just repulsive. I now know what to look out for.[/quote]

Nah I can’t blame her. Apparently impacted anal sacs can be a sign of infection and although the experience is a little blurry due to me being traumatized and all…I may have inadvertently pressed on them (well her backside in general) when she was trying to get under the quilt.

Trauma aside - I didn’t even know they HAD anal sacs and have at least learned something from this… experience.

lol

So, in summary, you got sprayed in the face with pus from impacted anal sacs??
Dude, that is THE most vile thing I have heard about…ever. What out for PTSD symptoms, lol.

[quote]giterdone wrote:
So, in summary, you got sprayed in the face with pus from impacted anal sacs??
Dude, that is THE most vile thing I have heard about…ever. What out for PTSD symptoms, lol. [/quote]

It is. =/

Every time I think back to it I can almost smell it again. My woman was laying beside me at the time and narrowly missed getting caught in it herself. At various points over the weekend she burst into laughter because my intial complaint, along the lines of-

“What the FUCK?! I’ve just been sprayed with ASS JUICE!”

was apparently the funniest thing she’s heard in ages. I do feel violated though and a bit wary of our cat as she has a habit of sticking her bum in the air in front of you so you can pat her above the tail.

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]giterdone wrote:
So, in summary, you got sprayed in the face with pus from impacted anal sacs??
Dude, that is THE most vile thing I have heard about…ever. What out for PTSD symptoms, lol. [/quote]

It is. =/

Every time I think back to it I can almost smell it again. My woman was laying beside me at the time and narrowly missed getting caught in it herself. At various points over the weekend she burst into laughter because my intial complaint, along the lines of-

“What the FUCK?! I’ve just been sprayed with ASS JUICE!”

was apparently the funniest thing she’s heard in ages. I do feel violated though and a bit wary of our cat as she has a habit of sticking her bum in the air in front of you so you can pat her above the tail.
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That is definitely something my wife would thoroughly enjoy laughing about. And sharing with everyone. I feel for you.

That cat would be dog food in short order.

[quote]Stern wrote:
impacted anal sacs can be a sign of infection
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is this really breakfast talk?

My meet report.

So I went to CA for our industry law seminar from Thursday through Saturday. Really good conference, met some great attorneys, etc.

Flew back to Denver Saturday night. After a layover in Phoenix, landed in Denver at 12:30. Had to walk from the concourse to the terminal because the train was broken. Then had to wait 53 minutes (after several exceedingly exhausted and angry phone calls) to get my off-site parking shuttle. Finally in the car, heading home, and THUMP THUMP.

Double tapped a bunny.

THEN, up ahead, what do I see, but a train! At the crossing…stopped…for thirty fucking minutes.

It’s good to be home. Hubby has a stomach bug. Ugh.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
So I went to CA for our industry law seminar from Thursday through Saturday. Really good conference, met some great attorneys, etc.

Flew back to Denver Saturday night. After a layover in Phoenix, landed in Denver at 12:30. Had to walk from the concourse to the terminal because the train was broken. Then had to wait 53 minutes (after several exceedingly exhausted and angry phone calls) to get my off-site parking shuttle. Finally in the car, heading home, and THUMP THUMP.

Double tapped a bunny.

THEN, up ahead, what do I see, but a train! At the crossing…stopped…for thirty fucking minutes.

It’s good to be home. Hubby has a stomach bug. Ugh.[/quote]
Good weekend, then? Where in CA did you go? And, did you enjoy your layover in the lovely Sky Harbor Airport?

I saw more roadkill this weekend than I ever have in any road trip in the past. Drove to Anaheim and back for my wife to run the Tinkerbell Half Marathon. Coyotes EVERYWHERE (flattened), and saw my first roadkill bobcat even. I didn’t run anything over like PMPM though, I prefer to make my kills with something other than a car. Sicko.