[quote]MaximusB wrote:
So the girl I am currently seeing asks me to accompany her to her sister’s wedding in May. I say sure, and her mother says to me, “Max you are invited of course, that is, assuming my daughter is still interested in you…”
FML[/quote]
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[quote]aeyogi wrote:
[quote]Patch2 wrote:
I’m having a bad day :([/quote]
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Thanks, once my laundry is done I’m going to go to the gym. Hopefully it’ll normalize me.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Patch2 wrote:
I’m having a bad day :([/quote]
Smile Peaches[/quote]
So I went to a strip club with some people at lunch and one of them bought me a lap dance from a chick whose pussy smelled like a fishing dock trash can sprayed with deer piss.
I couldn’t stand it and had to cut her short. My crotch still smells like dead fish and that weird vanilla stuff they all wear. Going to call it a day.
After reading that^ my day isn’t really all that bad.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
So I went to a strip club with some people at lunch and one of them bought me a lap dance from a chick whose pussy smelled like a fishing dock trash can sprayed with deer piss.
I couldn’t stand it and had to cut her short. My crotch still smells like dead fish and that weird vanilla stuff they all wear. Going to call it a day.[/quote]
I thought you liked fish?
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
So I went to a strip club with some people at lunch and one of them bought me a lap dance from a chick whose pussy smelled like a fishing dock trash can sprayed with deer piss.
I couldn’t stand it and had to cut her short. My crotch still smells like dead fish and that weird vanilla stuff they all wear. Going to call it a day.[/quote]
I thought you liked fish?
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And I like pussy but not together!
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
So I went to a strip club with some people at lunch and one of them bought me a lap dance from a chick whose pussy smelled like a fishing dock trash can sprayed with deer piss.
I couldn’t stand it and had to cut her short. My crotch still smells like dead fish and that weird vanilla stuff they all wear. Going to call it a day.[/quote]
I thought you liked fish?
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And I like pussy but not together![/quote]
What about naked sushi?
[quote]KrohDaddi wrote:
Good post, Canadian Jesus.
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
So I went to a strip club with some people at lunch and one of them bought me a lap dance from a chick whose pussy smelled like a fishing dock trash can sprayed with deer piss.
I couldn’t stand it and had to cut her short. My crotch still smells like dead fish and that weird vanilla stuff they all wear. Going to call it a day.[/quote]
I thought you liked fish?
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And I like pussy but not together![/quote]
What about naked sushi?[/quote]Never had it but I wouldn’t eat sushi out of a dock trash can covered in deer piss, plate or naked woman as the server.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
So I went to a strip club with some people at lunch and one of them bought me a lap dance from a chick whose pussy smelled like a fishing dock trash can sprayed with deer piss.
I couldn’t stand it and had to cut her short. My crotch still smells like dead fish and that weird vanilla stuff they all wear. Going to call it a day.[/quote]
I thought you liked fish?
[/quote]
And I like pussy but not together![/quote]
What about naked sushi?[/quote]Never had it but I wouldn’t eat sushi out of a dock trash can covered in deer piss, plate or naked woman as the server.
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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
So I went to a strip club with some people at lunch and one of them bought me a lap dance from a chick whose pussy smelled like a fishing dock trash can sprayed with deer piss.
I couldn’t stand it and had to cut her short. My crotch still smells like dead fish and that weird vanilla stuff they all wear. Going to call it a day.[/quote]
I thought you liked fish?
[/quote]
And I like pussy but not together![/quote]
What about naked sushi?[/quote]Never had it but I wouldn’t eat sushi out of a dock trash can covered in deer piss, plate or naked woman as the server.
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And the bitch wanted $20.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
So I went to a strip club with some people at lunch and one of them bought me a lap dance from a chick whose pussy smelled like a fishing dock trash can sprayed with deer piss.
I couldn’t stand it and had to cut her short. My crotch still smells like dead fish and that weird vanilla stuff they all wear. Going to call it a day.[/quote]
I thought you liked fish?
[/quote]
And I like pussy but not together![/quote]
What about naked sushi?[/quote]Never had it but I wouldn’t eat sushi out of a dock trash can covered in deer piss, plate or naked woman as the server.
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x2
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And the bitch wanted $20.[/quote]
Maybe to buy douche?
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
So I went to a strip club with some people at lunch and one of them bought me a lap dance from a chick whose pussy smelled like a fishing dock trash can sprayed with deer piss.
I couldn’t stand it and had to cut her short. My crotch still smells like dead fish and that weird vanilla stuff they all wear. Going to call it a day.[/quote]
I thought you liked fish?
[/quote]
And I like pussy but not together![/quote]
What about naked sushi?[/quote]Never had it but I wouldn’t eat sushi out of a dock trash can covered in deer piss, plate or naked woman as the server.
[/quote]
x2
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And the bitch wanted $20.[/quote]
Maybe to buy douche?[/quote]
Maybe bleach and a firehose. Self cleaning my ass.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
Hey Edgy.
Job hunting, yay![/quote]
what kinda job you looking for?
cornhusker? snicker[/quote]
The company I work for has merged with a larger company.
All the employees at the stores keep their jobs, people at corporate don’t.
I work in Information Technology.
I’m looking at moving away from here.[/quote]
PM SteelyD and Dday
There are a few other IT guys in over 35.
What kind of IT?[/quote]
I’ve done a lot.
Been playing as a DBA for a while.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Morning TK. Got a knee slapped for ya…
I go to the gym this morning to get my sweat on, and I come out of the gym realizing my car was still running. Apparently I was so warped that I forgot to shut off my car when I parked, it sat running idle in park. Bring the hate…[/quote]
I just assumed you were distracted by some “wildlife”…
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
Hey Edgy.
Job hunting, yay![/quote]
what kinda job you looking for?
cornhusker? snicker[/quote]
The company I work for has merged with a larger company.
All the employees at the stores keep their jobs, people at corporate don’t.
I work in Information Technology.
I’m looking at moving away from here.[/quote]
you’re an over 50 IT tech? you must’ve started on 'puters when they was brand new.
Move from Nebraska? (shocked)
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Pretty much. I had talks with Charles Babbage and had to set him straight.
I’m older then you, Edgy.
Respect your elders.
[quote]Patch2 wrote:
I’m having a bad day :([/quote]
Hope your day gets better!
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
Hey Edgy.
Job hunting, yay![/quote]
what kinda job you looking for?
cornhusker? snicker[/quote]
The company I work for has merged with a larger company.
All the employees at the stores keep their jobs, people at corporate don’t.
I work in Information Technology.
I’m looking at moving away from here.[/quote]
That sucks.
Do you have any inclination as to where you want to move to?[/quote]
Thinking the Dallas area.