Ever Feel Like A Thread Killer? 58

Hiding your hand in your sleeve and pretending to be sad because you lost it and then popping it back out and getting excited

Babies love that shit lol

They’re like

Oh no

Where is it?

Here take mine

Oh what’s that?

There’s your hand

Yay

Giggle

Slobber

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Morning TK. Got a knee slapped for ya…

I go to the gym this morning to get my sweat on, and I come out of the gym realizing my car was still running. Apparently I was so warped that I forgot to shut off my car when I parked, it sat running idle in park. Bring the hate…[/quote]

I’d’ve figured that thing would’ve gotten jacked!

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Morning TK. Got a knee slapped for ya…

I go to the gym this morning to get my sweat on, and I come out of the gym realizing my car was still running. Apparently I was so warped that I forgot to shut off my car when I parked, it sat running idle in park. Bring the hate…[/quote]
I’m kind of surprised no one reported it to the gym.

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Morning TK. Got a knee slapped for ya…

I go to the gym this morning to get my sweat on, and I come out of the gym realizing my car was still running. Apparently I was so warped that I forgot to shut off my car when I parked, it sat running idle in park. Bring the hate…[/quote]

ha!

I’ve walked outta the truck a few times with it still running. I thought it was age, not meatheaddedness![/quote]

I’ve squatted without taking my bookbag off when I trained at my schools rec center.

Does somebody hate me in this thread?

Edgy did you report me for making fun of your age?

<3 the Viking you know.

Cause I cant see any posts its stuck

OMG lag kills me.

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Morning TK. Got a knee slapped for ya…

I go to the gym this morning to get my sweat on, and I come out of the gym realizing my car was still running. Apparently I was so warped that I forgot to shut off my car when I parked, it sat running idle in park. Bring the hate…[/quote]

That could be the ultimate in conspicuous consumption; drive an extra large SUV and leave it running all the time.

How do you like my carbon footprint now?

Lag sucks…

Of course its my fault

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Does somebody hate me in this thread?

Edgy did you report me for making fun of your age?

<3 the Viking you know.

Cause I cant see any posts its stuck [/quote]

why would anyone report you? you are the least offensive poster on the interwebz.

AND - If i were ever to report you it would be to distract you while i flirted with Jlo~

so, no. not me, not evah~

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Does somebody hate me in this thread?

Edgy did you report me for making fun of your age?

<3 the Viking you know.

Cause I cant see any posts its stuck [/quote]

why would anyone report you? you are the least offensive poster on the interwebz.

AND - If i were ever to report you it would be to distract you while i flirted with Jlo~

so, no. not me, not evah~[/quote]

K thanks Edgy

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Lag sucks…[/quote]

It’s horrible. Each & every post of mine times out. Been that way for a few yrs now. Sure it has to do w/past postings & saying things that weren’t, shall we say in the correct manner.

Or maybe it has something to do w/the gaggle of cock pics I’ve PM’d over the yrs.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Does somebody hate me in this thread?

Edgy did you report me for making fun of your age?

<3 the Viking you know.

Cause I cant see any posts its stuck [/quote]

why would anyone report you? you are the least offensive poster on the interwebz.

AND - If i were ever to report you it would be to distract you while i flirted with Jlo~

so, no. not me, not evah~[/quote]

K thanks Edgy[/quote]

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Lag sucks…[/quote]

It’s horrible. Each & every post of mine times out. Been that way for a few yrs now. Sure it has to do w/past postings & saying things that weren’t, shall we say in the correct manner.

Or maybe it has something to do w/the gaggle of cock pics I’ve PM’d over the yrs.
[/quote]

Or a combo of both…

In other news: almost nap time!!!

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Does somebody hate me in this thread?

Edgy did you report me for making fun of your age?

<3 the Viking you know.

Cause I cant see any posts its stuck [/quote]

why would anyone report you? you are the least offensive poster on the interwebz.

AND - If i were ever to report you it would be to distract you while i flirted with Jlo~

so, no. not me, not evah~[/quote]

K thanks Edgy[/quote]
[/quote]

I’m having a bad day :frowning:

So the girl I am currently seeing asks me to accompany her to her sister’s wedding in May. I say sure, and her mother says to me, “Max you are invited of course, that is, assuming my daughter is still interested in you…”

FML

[quote]Patch2 wrote:
I’m having a bad day :([/quote]

Smile Peaches

[quote]Patch2 wrote:
I’m having a bad day :([/quote]