Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? 52

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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
I made it to 345am…woot!
Then the zombies were hanging out around my door again and I had to go kill em off. Then I was too hyped up to fall back to sleep.

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I wish I would have made it to 345.
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So have any of you non sleepers ever tried meditation? I would go bonkers if I didn’t get 6-7 hours of sleep.[/quote]
I scrape by on 6, 7-9 is my ideal.

Meditation does work… I like the standard sheep counting to empty my mind.

Also, even if you feel like caffeine in general doesn’t have much effect on you, try cutting it out mid afternoon at the latest and just see what happens after a couple days.

Plus, studies show the light from televisions, PCs and mobile devices can alter natural melatonin release and keep you up…

cut back on stimulants
shut down the ol’ T-Nation at a pre-determined time
lay in bed in a cool, dark environment, no tv.

sleep.[/quote]

Meditation: been there, done that, mastered it.
Stims: Have little effect on my sleep. I can literally down a gallon of caffeine, then curl up sleep for a couple of hours.
No PC in my barracks room. No TV. Very dark.
35 degrees outside. Windows open. Cool, dark environment: check.
Sleep.
3-4 hours later: wakey-wakey.[/quote]
Punch your roomate next time he tickles you in the middle of the night.[/quote]

No roommate.
Not ticklish.
Very light sleeper when asleep.
Pic is a display of my prowess in the kitchen. [/quote]if those are choc chip cookies I’ll be your roomate. Might even marry you.
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Chocolate-CHUNK cookies. My very own recipe. Word of caution, though. They have been known to cause instant orgasms. They’re that good.[/quote]
Sold. But you’re wearing the dress, big guy.[/quote]

No…I don’t think so.[/quote]
Uh yeah, you’re already baking the cookies and playing with cats. Let’s be realistic here. [/quote]
Realistic, eh? Okay…I’m bigger than you. I have “street cred.” I’m tatted up. I’ve been to hell, slapped the shit out of the devil, then walked back. I bake as a way to NOT destroy shit. Notice the cat is BLACK!?! I will MAKE you my bitch!!! You WILL hold my pocket lining! And it ain’t no got-damn dress!!! IT’S A KILT, MOTHERFUCKER!

Sorry…was channeling my inner-Samuel L. Jackson. lol

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And cookie monster is the fucking man.

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He’s a monster!

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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

No zombies will be on my boat in the middle of the ocean sweetie. It will be perfect.

Some dirt trays for peppers and tomatoes, unlimited supply of fish for food, fertilizer and more bait, a water desalination system, 4 chicks you still need to pic, Orion and you’ll need a new ginger. Edgy kicked himself out in that other thread.

And a gun of course. Just in case a zombie does swim alongside, or a shark hits some bait or something.

We can even be pirates sometimes and you can have a shoulder parrot if you want.[/quote]

A doctor might be useful.

I don’t know about the parrot.

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[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
I made it to 345am…woot!
Then the zombies were hanging out around my door again and I had to go kill em off. Then I was too hyped up to fall back to sleep.

[/quote]

I wish I would have made it to 345.
[/quote]

So have any of you non sleepers ever tried meditation? I would go bonkers if I didn’t get 6-7 hours of sleep.[/quote]
I scrape by on 6, 7-9 is my ideal.

Meditation does work… I like the standard sheep counting to empty my mind.

Also, even if you feel like caffeine in general doesn’t have much effect on you, try cutting it out mid afternoon at the latest and just see what happens after a couple days.

Plus, studies show the light from televisions, PCs and mobile devices can alter natural melatonin release and keep you up…

cut back on stimulants
shut down the ol’ T-Nation at a pre-determined time
lay in bed in a cool, dark environment, no tv.

sleep.[/quote]

Meditation: been there, done that, mastered it.
Stims: Have little effect on my sleep. I can literally down a gallon of caffeine, then curl up sleep for a couple of hours.
No PC in my barracks room. No TV. Very dark.
35 degrees outside. Windows open. Cool, dark environment: check.
Sleep.
3-4 hours later: wakey-wakey.[/quote]
Punch your roomate next time he tickles you in the middle of the night.[/quote]

No roommate.
Not ticklish.
Very light sleeper when asleep.
Pic is a display of my prowess in the kitchen. [/quote]if those are choc chip cookies I’ll be your roomate. Might even marry you.
[/quote]

Chocolate-CHUNK cookies. My very own recipe. Word of caution, though. They have been known to cause instant orgasms. They’re that good.[/quote]
Sold. But you’re wearing the dress, big guy.[/quote]

No…I don’t think so.[/quote]
Uh yeah, you’re already baking the cookies and playing with cats. Let’s be realistic here. [/quote]
Realistic, eh? Okay…I’m bigger than you. I have “street cred.” I’m tatted up. I’ve been to hell, slapped the shit out of the devil, then walked back. I bake as a way to NOT destroy shit. Notice the cat is BLACK!?! I will MAKE you my bitch!!! You WILL hold my pocket lining! And it ain’t no got-damn dress!!! IT’S A KILT, MOTHERFUCKER!

Sorry…was channeling my inner-Samuel L. Jackson. lol[/quote]

If you guys are going to flirt, please edit your quotes.

:wink:

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[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
I made it to 345am…woot!
Then the zombies were hanging out around my door again and I had to go kill em off. Then I was too hyped up to fall back to sleep.

[/quote]

I wish I would have made it to 345.
[/quote]

So have any of you non sleepers ever tried meditation? I would go bonkers if I didn’t get 6-7 hours of sleep.[/quote]
I scrape by on 6, 7-9 is my ideal.

Meditation does work… I like the standard sheep counting to empty my mind.

Also, even if you feel like caffeine in general doesn’t have much effect on you, try cutting it out mid afternoon at the latest and just see what happens after a couple days.

Plus, studies show the light from televisions, PCs and mobile devices can alter natural melatonin release and keep you up…

cut back on stimulants
shut down the ol’ T-Nation at a pre-determined time
lay in bed in a cool, dark environment, no tv.

sleep.[/quote]

Meditation: been there, done that, mastered it.
Stims: Have little effect on my sleep. I can literally down a gallon of caffeine, then curl up sleep for a couple of hours.
No PC in my barracks room. No TV. Very dark.
35 degrees outside. Windows open. Cool, dark environment: check.
Sleep.
3-4 hours later: wakey-wakey.[/quote]
Punch your roomate next time he tickles you in the middle of the night.[/quote]

No roommate.
Not ticklish.
Very light sleeper when asleep.
Pic is a display of my prowess in the kitchen. [/quote]if those are choc chip cookies I’ll be your roomate. Might even marry you.
[/quote]

Chocolate-CHUNK cookies. My very own recipe. Word of caution, though. They have been known to cause instant orgasms. They’re that good.[/quote]
Sold. But you’re wearing the dress, big guy.[/quote]

No…I don’t think so.[/quote]
Uh yeah, you’re already baking the cookies and playing with cats. Let’s be realistic here. [/quote]
Realistic, eh? Okay…I’m bigger than you. I have “street cred.” I’m tatted up. I’ve been to hell, slapped the shit out of the devil, then walked back. I bake as a way to NOT destroy shit. Notice the cat is BLACK!?! I will MAKE you my bitch!!! You WILL hold my pocket lining! And it ain’t no got-damn dress!!! IT’S A KILT, MOTHERFUCKER!

Sorry…was channeling my inner-Samuel L. Jackson. lol[/quote]
All I actually read in that post is “I would look ridiculously cute in a dress”.

In a calm and cool Poindexter voice to your Samual L. Jackson:

Yeah right now. You sons-of-bitches just let me re-build please. Then take yourselves down to 10% and tell me how big an ol’ boy ya’ll are.

I do not have street cred but have you seen Deliverance? Hmm?

Anyone can buy tats.

I am the Devil and I don’t recall you slapping me at all. I would have poked your sweet ass with my pitch fork.

That is a black cat, which makes you the unlucky dress donning lover in this episode.

I am down for some rough wrestling around but I might surprise you.

I don’t know what “hold my pocket lining” means but it won’t matter because I prefer sexy little black numbers with no pockets on my ladies.

I don’t mind buying you one and you can have $500 for shoes too. I don’t necessarily care for name brands so pick a variety, thin heels are best and open toe please.

Also, you are soooo cute when mad. Better get back in the kitchen and channel that energy. But bake the next batch in your dress and heels please.

:wink: And swing those hips when you deliver my cookies hun.

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[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

No zombies will be on my boat in the middle of the ocean sweetie. It will be perfect.

Some dirt trays for peppers and tomatoes, unlimited supply of fish for food, fertilizer and more bait, a water desalination system, 4 chicks you still need to pic, Orion and you’ll need a new ginger. Edgy kicked himself out in that other thread.

And a gun of course. Just in case a zombie does swim alongside, or a shark hits some bait or something.

We can even be pirates sometimes and you can have a shoulder parrot if you want.[/quote]

A doctor might be useful.

I don’t know about the parrot.[/quote]
Yeah but Derek has like 8 kids and his family would take up the entire boat. We will find one though. Houston is full of them.

The parrot can just live on the deck then.

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I think Christine is just going to look for someone else to flirt with, HG.

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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
And cookie monster is the fucking man.[/quote]

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[quote]2busy wrote:
I think Christine is just going to look for someone else to flirt with, HG.[/quote]
:frowning:

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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
didn’t want to have to show you this, but you leave me no choice.

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[quote]2busy wrote:
I think Christine is just going to look for someone else to flirt with, HG.[/quote]

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[quote]2busy wrote:
I think Christine is just going to look for someone else to flirt with, HG.[/quote]

Okay, let’s try that again.

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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:
I think Christine is just going to look for someone else to flirt with, HG.[/quote]
:([/quote]

Awwww…

I was just getting jealous of all your flirting with Rod.

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And then…

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[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:
I think Christine is just going to look for someone else to flirt with, HG.[/quote]

Okay, let’s try that again.[/quote]

So, since you’re missing a tooth… Do you play hockey?

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[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:
I think Christine is just going to look for someone else to flirt with, HG.[/quote]

Okay, let’s try that again.[/quote]

So, since you’re missing a tooth… Do you play hockey?[/quote]

Missing tooth is from a bar brawl.

Played floor hockey when I was in elementary school.

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[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:
I think Christine is just going to look for someone else to flirt with, HG.[/quote]
:([/quote]

Awwww…

I was just getting jealous of all your flirting with Rod.[/quote]
But I love you. I felt like you were going to break up with me, you stated clearly you have no interest in marriage as we discovered our signs, you never tell me you love me and now you want to leave my bunk.

I’m all mixed up inside and hedged my emotions in a rebound. Did not mean to make you jealous lover. You are my favorite.

Is it weird I’m taking the masculine role with Rodimus and feminine with you?

Anyways, I have a new song for you, following the redneck theme (fetish?)it’s very romantic:

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Rod,

I will not be watching gay cartoon porn. Those cookies should be just about ready though.

PS, if you are getting mad (hard to read tone) I did not mean to actually question your masculinity.

Otherwise, shower up and join me baby.